Lie about the person above

[Flashjeff]

Sheesh! Keeping track of all these gender changes gives me a killer headache!


Meanwhile, I have no idea what to make of Clawn who has a mad love for Donald Trump, so much that he wears his hair like the Donald, wears cheap looking suits full of Monopoly money, talks in a phony New York accent and roams around the halls of his high school yelling "You're fired!" to everyone in sight. First things first, dude, become richer than God before you can do stuff like that!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Flashjeff (female) told Tsuyoiko (male) that Kinsao (male) was in love with Donald Trump, I mean Clawn (female). Then Mycernius (hermaphrodite) waved his magic wand and turned us all into hermaphrodites too, so now Jeff doesn't get confused.

Sorry Jeff, you might live it down sometime this century

 

[den4]

Tsuyoiko has gone into non-Lexico withdrawal and has taken on his characteristics to confuse the unconfused and unconfuse the confused

 

[Damicci]

Yet Den4 has finally given up trying to find the way out of the mushroom forest. Only luring magic midgets in to get the 2.5 wishes. still has no clue what to do with half a wish. do you get half the results?

 

[Flashjeff]

Flashjeff (female) told Tsuyoiko (male) that Kinsao (male) was in love with Donald Trump, I mean Clawn (female). Then Mycernius (hermaphrodite) waved his magic wand and turned us all into hermaphrodites too, so now Jeff doesn't get confused.

Sorry Jeff, you might live it down sometime this century

Dammit, Tsuyoiko! I told you to keep that a secret!

Now, regarding Damicci and that fly ride of his that he showed off a short time ago, well, that's not really his car, rather a friend's. His real car is shocking pink Yugo which has been his pride and joy ever since he bought it brand new via eBay a few years ago. Putt-putting through Shibuya and Harajuku, he gets all kinds of compliments on his car from bored, sexually frustrated housewives who think he's da bomb! Oh, the humanity!

 

[Mycernius]

Flashjeff has grown another head to be able to cope with the constant changing of genders. Because he/she is now confused about his/her own gender, he/she has taken to wearing a red chiffon dress with cowboy boots and an old panama hat. His/her landlady/lord is getting worried after all it was his/her dress.

 

[Flashjeff]

The one real advantage to having a second head is that I'm now having most fascinating conversations with myself. Better living through cloning I say!

Now, I don't wanna drop a dime on a friend, but the world (or at least the folks here at JREF) needs to know that Mycernius used to stalk George Michael since he blamed him for the break-up of WHAM! and yearned to give Goerge a sulphuric acid enema as punishment for his sins. Then Mycernius switched over to stalking ELton John because he sang more about some city on the east coast of the U.S. ("Philadelphia Freedom") than his native Great Britain. Sheesh! Talk about jealous! Then the guy REALLY got pissed when Elton recently got hitched, leading me to think ol' My had the hots for him! Good God! What a shock!

 

[silver angel]

Flash Jeff IS Elton John.

How was the wedding sir?

 

[den4]

FlashJeff is Zaphod? :O
LOL thought Silver Angel's avatar read So Spamish at first...like huh? :? then my eyes got refocused again...must be that red and blue background....guess that's what happens when you get half a wish.....get half sighted

Damicci, how do you figure 2.5 wishes is half a wish? ....it's still 2.5 wishes

 

[Clawn]

den4 is trying to take over the world (which is mine, by the way), and has therefore declared war on all of the nations besides the mushroom kingdom, in which he/she resides. The only problem is, den4 is the only one in the army, so he/she relies heavily on the use of automated pieces of scrap metal (called rowbots) to march into countries and take them down, his/her first victim will be ANTARCTICA!!!(seeing as it has no standing army) ^_^

 

[cacawate]

Clawn owes me five bucks.

 

[Flashjeff]

Well, cacawate owes me a million after I gave him a thousand bucks to invest in heated bras from Japan (Heated bra this christmas in japan) and they took off like a rocket here in the States, becoming the greatest fashion fad since the invention of the miniskirt! Where's my money???
:angryfire:

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Flashjeff is ugly

 

[Mycernius]

Tsuyoiko is Robbie Williams' nipple warmer. There both from the Stoke area, What other evidence do you need people!?!

 

[Flashjeff]

Flashjeff is ugly

Golly gee whillickers, Tsuyoiko! I thought the objective of this thread was to lie about people! Heck, I've known I'm butt-ugly for the longest time! A more appropriate fib would've been to say I'm more handsome than, say, Denzel Washington or that my real job is a male model, making millions because of my devastating good looks! Now that's a whopper!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Hey Jeff, wasn't it you who said the best looking people are the most critical of themselves?

I got Flashjeff for Christmas, all wrapped up with a gold bow! :valentine

 

[den4]

Tsuyoiko stole Flashjeff's heart? That's uncommonly cannabalistic of you, on Christmas!

Hmmm....does that mean that I must know something, since I'm critical about my knowing nothing :? Naw, it's safer and easier to know nothing than know something.... People never bother to ask you questions if you claim to know nothing

Tsuyoiko stole FlashJeff's heart and still knows more than I do

Happy Christmas and the rest of the holidays! Life sux when you are unemployed through no fault of your own

 

[Flashjeff]

The only problem with being Tsuyoiko's Chritmas present was having to sit under her tree and getting pelted with falling pine needles. And boy, do those things ever make a body itch when they get in your clothes!

 

[Mycernius]

Jeff is a postal worker living in San Antonio. He hates this time of year because of all the letter he has to hand deliver. To try to avoid this he sends pictures of snow drifts to his boss to try to convince them that San Antonio has had a sudden cold spell. He has never really seen any snow in his entire life, just sand.

 

[Flashjeff]

Well, Mycernius has always dreamed of being a footballer and playing for Manchester United like his hero, Mr. Posh Spice (better known in these parts as David Beckham), but when My showed up at Old Trafford for a tryout, only to learn that Dave was plying his trade in Spain (news doesn't get around fast where he lives), he got pissed, mooned Sir Alex and left bawling like a baby. Mycernius has been on a major league bender from disappointment ever since. It's so damn sad.

 

[Damicci]

two wishes and a half. 2.5 .5 is a half right?

Flash Jeff is really a pink lady pretending to be a tall black man in order to self promote them on the forum. For shame. You will not sway my people so easily with your trickery.

 

[Mycernius]

Damicci does not have a flash car. Any pictures you have seen are his neighbours, who keeps chasing off shouting "gerroff, yer young wippersnapper"
His real car is a 1972 Yugo that is held together by rust and used chewing gum and is a strange brownish yellow colour.

 

[den4]

two wishes and a half. 2.5 .5 is a half right?

Flash Jeff is really a pink lady pretending to be a tall black man in order to self promote them on the forum. For shame. You will not sway my people so easily with your trickery.

2 wishes and a half = 2.5 wishes.
2.5.5 looks like a new accounting method not known on this planet....of jref.....
so maybe it is half right....could be half left, too....
or half empty or half full....

 

[Sensuikan San]

Damicci does not have a flash car. Any pictures you have seen are his neighbours, who keeps chasing off shouting "gerroff, yer young wippersnapper"
His real car is a 1972 Yugo that is held together by rust and used chewing gum and is a strange brownish yellow colour.

A cheap shot indeed!

Actually - Mycernius is merely jealous! Being a lifelong collector of that very fine marque, he is more than aware that the 1972 model was only produced in small numbers, beats the crap out of his own 1974 abomination (when they adopted the short-lived turpentine- powered "flat-five" engine), is exceedingly rare and possibly far beyond his meagre means (... a good one ... commanding as much as $20 Canadian, right now on the collectors' market!)

ﾆ淡ﾆ停?｡ﾆ停?

 

[arpgme]

Sensuikan San loves eating doo-doo everyday!