Lie about the person above

[Davey]

Duo has many toys, one of them is a hamer of 0,02killo, because he is still a baby

 

[Anchyyy]

Dutch Baka is the real Santa. He will send you a present you just have to pm him and tell him what you want to have for christmas

 

[Clawn]

Anchyyy is a Demigoddess summoned by the molepeople to represent them in the upcoming "Meeting of Mythological Creatures" and will fight for molepeople rights amongst the mythological beings.

 

[Flashjeff]

Clearly Clawn desires to be the next Tolkien or Rowling but can't write a novel to save his life, so he settles for all this pithy stuff!

 

[Anchyyy]

Flashjeff was the last known unicorn thousand years ago. The prove is a horn right in the middle of the head

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Anchyyy is only half a freak, literally. She likes to approach with the left (normal) side showing, all the better to freak you out when she whips round to expose her freakish right side

 

[Anchyyy]

Haha

Tsuyoiko thinks she is a rabbit! She eats only carrots and drinks water. The doctors said thats because she fell off the stairs a month ago

 

[Flashjeff]

You know, I just figured out what anchyyy's screen name means----ANCHOVY!!! He eats the stuff every single day, with eggs, in his cereal, as sandwiches, dried and cured to munch on like beef jerky, he eats it fried, boiled, barbecued, roasted, pan seared and, of course....raw! Why, he even makes ice cream out of the stuff! Rumor has it he has a huge pool in his backyard which he uses to grow his own anchovy so he has a ready made supply. No wonder the girls avoid him, given that horrific anchovy breath he has! YUCK!!!

 

[Mycernius]

I think anchyyy will be surprised to find out you have changed her gender Jeff.

Jeff was one of the original member of the Four Tops, but a problem with his inability to sing caused tensions. He is the fifth Four Top.

 

[Anchyyy]

I think anchyyy will be surprised to find out you have changed her gender Jeff.

Omg! I am really surprised yeah!

Mycernius is a mad scientist. He trying to make gold out of sand. Anyway he already blew up three laboratiories

 

[Sensuikan San]

...actually ... Jeff is quite right!

Just ignore Mycernius ... (you must already know about the "Lexico - Mycernius - Sensuikan San" scandal - openly divulged on this very thread - to the shame of each of us - ages ago.) - she tells lies. But - I digress...

No ... Anchyyy also tries to blur the lines of gender! The swine! He is actually an eighty-five year old man ! .... only on this forum ...to lure young girls into a shameful life of boredom and drudgery ... working as sushi chefs in Patagonia. (Who else but an old man would come up with a name ... with three (3) "y's" in it?)

I am working with the moderators to get him banned .... as we speak.

ﾆ淡ﾆ停?｡ﾆ停?

 

[Kinsao]

Sensuikan-san is actually not a 62-year-old man at all, but a 15-year-old girl, as is evidenced by the number of "..."s and "-"s that s/he uses in his/her posts. She actually posts avidly and luridly in the j-pop section under a different username. I know this because she is actually my young cousin, who admitted this under duress in my basement.

 

[Mycernius]

Kinsaos' basement is full of whips and chains and handcuffs and leather toys and a small artichoke (don't ask) and other such instruments of torture, pain and pleasure. She has an iron maiden that she locks people in who do not like J-rock. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

 

[Damicci]

Mycernius is not really a Hairy wookie, but was born with a condition where he has no hair on his body. It's true. He usually pm's with questions on different types of hair styles to have drawn on his head! O_O

 

[Kinsao]

................. Mycernius.......................... how did you know about the artichoke???

I'm almost too concerned about this breach in security to post on this topic, but... since I'm provoked...
Mycernius is a milkman, who accepts large sums of money for surreptitiously removing the bottle caps and putting pins in the milk of certain people. He uses this money to buy many flashy sports cars, which he adorns with custom pictures of anime characters, and goes about his rounds wearing various cosplay outfits. He also refuses to be seen in public without a wig, considering he is totally bald but has always wanted long hair (preferably purple), but is surprisingly shy about showing anyone his nipple piercings. He also delights in spreading scandalous and false rumours about the basements of customers to whom he delivers milk, which he publishes quarterly in a local newsletter, and is regarded as a harmless eccentric by the community.

EDIT : Damicci was posting at the same time as me! :sorry:

EDIT 2 : ..... but we both figured out your baldness!

 

[Flashjeff]

Funny you should mention hair, Kinsao, 'cause I know your deep dark secret----you wear your hair down to your waist and it looks so silky and beautiful, people often mistake you for a woman, something you use to your advantage by crossdressing and going nights in short, tight dresses, fishnets and spike heels, makeup, jewelry, the whole nine yards. You love it to death because of all the free drinks you get in bars in Picadilly Circus, why, you've even gotten a marriage proposal or two! And when you're not crossdressing, you indulge in your other hobby----Visual Kei! With your looks, you know you can make it big in Japan as a glam rocker if only someone would give you a chance!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Flashjeff is congenitally incapable of recognising someone's true gender.

 

[Kinsao]

I thought it was meant to be lie about the person above you...

Why
why
why do people always think I am a man?

*ahem*
Tsuyoiko really does bathe in pink glitter, each morning. In the evening she bathes in blue glitter, as blue is a more calming colour, conducive to sleep. She has barrels of glitter delivered by the lorry-load and stacked in her back yard. On winter and summer solstice days she bathes in gold glitter. However, the doctors have warned her that she is at risk of developing a lung disorder due to breathing in all the glitter dust, so she has had to start wearing a protective mask at bathtime.

Oh, and she has red eyes as well, and has to wear coloured contact lenses to disguise them.

 

[Mycernius]

I've lost count on how many times you have had a sex change on the forum.:?

Check profiles, people. Most folks will say what they are

Kinsao lives in Leicester red light district. Hence the picture of her on myspace. Her mission in life is to change every blub in Leicester to red, so it can be one huge red light district and will look like a martian outpost (her real home) from outer space

 

[Damicci]

We know the truth. Harry wookie? The avatar is a picture of Mycernius. The person who took the picture is psychocat! O_O

 

[Kinsao]

Kinsao lives in Leicester red light district.

You are seriously worrying me, Mycernius. ☝ First the artichoke, and now this. *looks out of the window* Are you that guy with the bald head, wearing the long coat, standing on the pavement opposite? Are you??!! Are you?!?!?!?!? ARE YOU?????????!!!!!!!!! *leans out of window, brandishing machete* :nuts: :samurai :

And with that said.........

Damicci is actually Junichiro Koizumi, who regularly browses on forums such as this one to try and find out what people are saying behind his back.

 

[Damicci]

Damicci is actually Junichiro Koizumi, who regularly browses on forums such as this one to try and find out what people are saying behind his back.

Is that a crack at a certain forum member?

Well I won't tell anybody about your Vaseline fetish. Yep likes to dress up in a giant Vaseline Jar costume. Runs through the streets on wednesday and sunday asking people to dip thier fingers in her jar?

EDIT [FIXED] /EDIT

 

[Kinsao]

Bloody hell! I'm male again!

 

[Kara_Nari]

Kinsao likes to chop off the noses of many reindeer.... she doesn't think that its fair for only Rudolph to get all the gratitude of having a red nose

 

[Clawn]

Kari-Nari is really a magic midget who can grant 2.5 wishes to whomever can find her pot-o'-gold! She used to be able to grant 3 wishes, but then she shrunk down to midget size and her power was weakened. So for now, unfortunately for our tiny friend, she must run infinitly from greedy Americans!