Lie about the person above

[jovial_jon]

Den4 was the only member of the Beatles. John, Paul, Ringo and George were just a marketing tool. You heard it here first.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Oooh I dont think I've had the pleasure as yet to inform everyone that Jovial Jon wanders the streets wearing a sandwhich board advertising for a large Sex shop, also he hands out sample condoms and lube. I only know this because I saw him on that silly show Cheaters lurking the back alleys.

 

[mad pierrot]

Kara Nari's real name is Bubba. She lives in the back of a dirty 79' camero, and is originally from Kentucky. In her spare time, she likes to collect Elvis records.

 

[lexico]

Kentucky is in the south, not the west.

Once upon a time in a far off land lived Sad Pierrot who could run real good, bragging about town that he could outrun Hercules. Hercules heard this ourtageous claim, but being a demigod, refrained from bashing on Sad Pierrot. Instead, he sent his henchturtle Tuckey Turtle from Kentucky, the meanest gun in the South, to have a racing match with Sad Pierrot.

So they had a race. When Sad Pierrot was just about to home in, what would you know, Tuckey Turtle from Kentucky drew a rifle from his saddle and shot Sad Pierrot's athlethe's foot in the Achilles' heel ! My god ! You are in violation of the Olympic spirit ! You still consider yourself a gay old Greek ? Blurted out Sad Pierrot, mad as hell. Not flincing an inch, Tuckey Turtle homed in BEFORE mad Sad Pierrot could regain balance.

Sad Pierrot came in limping, all the while fighting back tears, flaming an evil eye at Tuckey Turtle from Kentucky. "I should have jumped to my conclusion while I could !" yelled Sad Pierrot, still mad as hell. And that is how Mad Pierrot got his name. No wonder he is embittered. It just doesn't show on the net.

 

[smurf]

Lexico is actually homer simpson :homer:

 

[Mycernius]

Smurf ran away from Father Abraham, because he prefered Sister Wendy instead. Damn hard these convent schools for smurfs.

 

[smurf]

Mycernius has escaped from jail twice.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Thats only because smurf devised the plan to breakout, and started digging the tunnel in 1920 the very first day he was admitted

 

[nanda]

kara nari not only collecting elvis records, but she also obsessed with JFK memorabilia

 

[Mycernius]

She isn't obsessed with JFK memorabilia, she collects it because she wants to suppress the truth. You see Kara was on the grassy knoll and really shot JFK because he was threatening to steal all the beer from New Zealand. Lee Harvey Oswald was just an average American she used as a scapgoat. She got him to take the rap by her womanly ways and all you can eat restaurants.
But you know this beacuse you trained her!!!!! (dramatic chord) I fear for my life. :eek2: :danger:

 

[Index]

Mycernius doesn't really exist. He is just Maciamo's alter ego

 

[Flashjeff]

Index longs to have wild, unprotected monkey sex with William Shatner and Howard Stern----at the same time!

 

[Rich303]

ha ha! What an enduring image.

Flashjeff regularly has wild, unprotected monkey sex with the two ladies in his avatar.
No wonder he doesn't need to go to a gymn.

 

[Davey]

rich reads so many manga's that he use baka sentence from the manga's everytime he sees's a good looking woman.....must...not...talk...about...oral sex ..too this...woman...mind...is....too....filthy

 

[Flashjeff]

The person in that avatar picture IS dutch baka, a crossdresser with a fetish for schoolgirl uniforms, and that ball and chain is one of his sex toys!

 

[lexico]

The person in that avatar picture IS dutch baka, a crossdresser with a fetish for schoolgirl uniforms, and that ball and chain is one of his sex toys!

I'd think that was a bit disturbing myself... then it strcuk me, kind of resembled Rob Roy McGreggor, the great Scotsman of the 18th century who feuded with Duke James Graham of Montrose for Scottish hegemony, but that's history.
After reading your remark, I believe he is actually a she, dressed up as a Scotsman and holding a flail for added excitement. It's nice of her to leave out the spikes from the metal ball; that's for the more lasting relationship.



...and flashjeff prefers the piked flail....used on him !

 

[lastmagi]

lexico often frequents questionable forums using his other username guise, "Sexico." No one would ever guess they were one and the same!

 

[smurf]

lastmagi has a hobby of counting the number of times people blink in a minute.

 

[nanda]

smurf never blinks

 

[Kara_Nari]

Nanda has no eyeballs. Nanda was standing too close to Lexico and his sex toy *see above* and unfortunately bore the brunt of the spikes.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Kara Nari was the one who gave lexico his sex toy

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Kuro is old enough to know about sex toys.

 

[lexico]

Nanda was standing too close to Lexico and his sex toy *see above*

Kara Nari was the one who gave lexico his sex toy

Hey, guys and girls, I think you are getting me and Dutch Baka mixed up. It's DUTCH BAKA who's got the metals balls, not me !
Okay, since you guys like the sex toy thingie so much; here it goes.

Kurosaba69 can twirl two metals ball in the air while jumping skid rope to the tune of Yankee Doodle or even the faster paced Dixie Land or O, Susanna. BUt actually the more difficult task to perform is to do it by the slower Sweet Chariot or Day O. Really tricky, like walking through a forest of metal balls like in the Kirk Douglas movie Spartacus !

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Oh, honey, we know that dutch baka had sex toys too, but you have just so much more fun with them, that we HAVE to point it out!!

Also, lexico, you shouldn't be so surprised i can do that little trick you pointed out; you taught me it! And i also remember you telling me you learned it at the Malibu Brand Nudist Beach, where you learned all your naughty tricks, you naughty little bugger!

 

[Flashjeff]

I'd be wary of Kuro_Tsubasa69. 16 is not his/her's real age. He/she is really a 50 year old trolling for minors to corrupt!