Lie about the person above

[Kara_Nari]

Im still laughing, because Kuro isnt the first person who noticed Rich's fondness for frocks and long curly wigs. Mm that pink lipstick died out about the time of Senusikan san's last record deal though.
Kuro is a super brain, actually only 3 years old, and the reason why she is late for class is purely because her little legs cant get her to school as fast as her classmates, perhaps being hit on the head by the hammer and one of my missing pipe fitting tools which gave her serious concussion and permanent disorientation aided in the 'slowness' in walking, yet super brain powers. Who would beat a poor 3 year old super brain? Those rabbit leaders sure are harsh.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Surprisingly enough, Kara Nari is not lieing! She is actually a stalker/spy, obsessed with 3 year old super-geniuses, and stealing their advanced technology secrets to sell to the highest bidder. (I think the last one she sold to was the KGB...for 1,000,000$!! :bikkuri:.)

However, even though she makes so much money doing this, she still lives in a shanty in the garbage dump....(the best not to arouse suspicion...but she still is, in my book. Prolly cause I so smart!! .)

 

[smurf]

Kuro is secretly stalking every member of the forums one by one.

 

[den4]

but smurf is doing it two by twos, soon he'll have enough to fill a certain ark up when it becomes a rainy month and a half

 

[smurf]

den4 is running to catch a train right now :83: :83: :83: :83: :38:

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Smurf stuck his foot out and tripped Den4 so s/he missed the train Shame on you boy!

 

[Kara_Nari]

Tsuyoiko lets Iris eat human toes.. many of the members of Jref are ashamed to admit it but there are a great many of whom are missing their little digits on their footsies.
I show off my toeless stump with pride. Sure it doesnt help that I lived in a Shanty atop a garbage dump, the infection was horrendous. Thats why I moved, and I hope that iris isnt intelligent enough to work out the elevator buttons... Also I hope that her cute as pie ears dont transform into wings on a full moon...

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Kara Nari has a foot fetish, and, even though she doesn't ever admit it, is devasted that Iris has been eating all the people's toesies, since the toes were her favourite part of her beloved feet.

She also has been finding it hard to be a spy without her toes as well, since she keeps falling all over the place. (Actually, that has been happening with many of our members lately....hmmm.....)

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Mwah ha ha, I get Iris to steal all your toes so I can make an evil toe monster, a bit like Frankenstein's monster but just with toes! But the truth is, it was all Kuro's idea! Tsubasa is Japanese for Frankenstein!

 

[Kara_Nari]

Tsuyoiko is rewriting the Japanese/English script for Frankenstein, Iris is going to be Frankensteins bride, of course featuring lots of toes, since I have the foot fetish, I would like to request a front row seat on opening night. Many thanks in advance.

 

[Mycernius]

Kara would like a front row seat, but cannot get out of her house. Her foot fetish is so abvanced that she watches the opening to Monty Python all day and night just to see the foot. She has worn out 40 videos so far. She is weening off it slowly though. Several years ago it was the entire leg. She hopes by the time she is 50 that she should be down to the little toe.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

The foot in the Python credits was modelled on Mycernius' right one - life size and all. His left foot is normal though - but he's very sensitive about it, so mind what you say folks!

 

[Mycernius]

It's a medical condition that will go down eventually!
Tsuyoiko is a genetic scientist and is responible for my foot. She won't admit it, as what she did is highly illegal and suspect. Iris will soon be as big as Godzilla due to Tsuyoikos playing God. Iris will destroy Newcastle in a radioactive fury. Only a giant moth can save us now

 

[den4]

Mycernius' name comes from the ancient Shinto religion that was originally Mai seru ni osu, that eventually got butchered into "Mosura" or Mothra by Toho Studios.

Dang, that watching and rewinding the tape to see a section of the video reminds me of one scene in one of the Urusei Yatsura shows where Megane (the character wearing the glasses) rewinds a video of a love scene between a man and a woman where they kiss, but as they are about to kiss, the camera pans away, and Megane gets frustrated, because he wants to see how they kiss, and he keeps rewinding and playing that scene over and over again, until it drives him crazy, because, of course, he will never see them kiss as the camera keeps panning away, so he begins climbing the walls of his room, because of his obsession in seeing an actual kiss performed on that video, that he goes crazy and begins climbing the neighborhood roofs and finally howls at the moon.
Funny how otakus in Japan are portrayed

 

[Kara_Nari]

den4 has a saliva problem. In case you were wondering what the wet patch traversing down his teeshirt was.

 

[nanda]

kara nari havent brushed her teeth .. since .. err .. big party at my house .. couple weeks ago ..

 

[Kara_Nari]

SHhh, actually it was well before your party.
Nanda's house is built out of gingerbread, great place to have a party! If you get hungry you can just start munching on the windows etc...

 

[Tsuyoiko]

But make sure you leave a trail of breadcrumbs, 'cos if Kara catches you munching on that gingerbread she will catch you and fatten you up for dinner!

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Kara Nari's horrible habit of fattening and eating the people's was started when she was put up as a contestant of Survivor: Amazon and in a fit of hunger ate one of her teammates since she was fed up with grasshopper's. Needless to say, she was voted off the island. :haihai:

 

[den4]

Kuro offers Tsuyoiko's bunny dark beer because Kuro is, well, Kuro

 

[Kara_Nari]

den4 piddled in the beer, poor Iris. Dont drink it!!!!

 

[den4]

Kara did get picked to become a pickle in the beer. Pickled Kara Nari in the beer folks! Get 'em while they are still hot. Supplies are limited

 

[Kara_Nari]

Heh, thats how I know that den4 piddles in beer.
Not only that, but he tried to get his kitty to eat Iris! Can you believe it??? Im lucky that I just happened to be a pickle that could still morph into human form, just in time too I might add.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Kara Nari doesn't really know who Iris is, she actually thinks she is a ghost who died by getting eaten by a cat and drinking too many piddled-in dark beers.

 

[den4]

Kuro is cool becaues Kuro knows what a pickle Kara is in