Lie about the person above

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anchyyy steals all of the anchovy flavoured icecream... why that particular brand I do not know. Anyway anchyyy has reportedly been seen smothering the icecream all over the streets of Slovenia. With that fishy smell its causing a fair bit of concern amongst the civillians.
 
Kara is not the Angel of Life, but the Angel of that annoying itch on your back you just can't reach. All the good angel jobs had gone when they were giving them out. At least she missed out on the Angel of what's that sound I can hear, but no-one else can
 
Mycernius is stockpiling petrol in the boot of his Nova for when the prices go over GBP1 a litre.
 
... and smurf tagged along with the flying baby elephant dumbo, 'cause the ring master kept choking him bluer than blue. So he turned around and ran after her, his cute little eyes inundated in a cascade of tears.
 
Lexicos eyes are on stalks, just like a snails. It make him great to invite to kids birthday parties. The only let down is that he can't find any stylish sunglasses.
 
Mycernius is actually a sunglasses salesman - this is just his cheap way of trying to close a deal ...!
 
If I don't close the deal then Sensuikan San will whip me. He runs the sunglasses franchise and is evil to his employees. He put us in ice blocks in his high Arctic Canadian prison if we don't make quotas. You must help us, pleeeeease
 
Mike said:
The only let down is that he can't find any stylish sunglasses.
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Glasses for snails ? Like these ?



I'll take that Mikie; send me a crate of those. But I'd need your bank account info to go thru all the paperwork. A password to go with it would also help to expedite the paper trail. And I'll need your formal request while you're at it ! This is your chance to make your quota !

nb: I also know of a widow of a 3rd world statesman who has some funds to launder off shore. You interested ? :devilish:
 
Mycernius said:
If I don't close the deal then Sensuikan San will whip me. He runs the sunglasses franchise and is evil to his employees. He put us in ice blocks in his high Arctic Canadian prison if we don't make quotas. You must help us, pleeeeease
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Total nonsense! Absolute lies!

Listen everyone - I've met Mycernius - She's a 95 year old woman...once served as a field nurse in WWI ... with the Austro-Hungarian Army!

- she's been secretly married to Lexico for years! Lexico is her "boy-toy" if you will...!

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Impossible ! How coud she ! Mikie has been faithful to me ever since I met her. She's never fooled around with anyone, but if she's met you and told you she was only 95, you have been ensnared by her basic attraction and fatal instinct. Then I relinquish the eternal vows of love we made before the imam ! She's all yours, Sensuikan-san; :lover: I've already sent two PM's of my decision to disown her according to the law of Islam. :smash: And her real age is not 95, she's 125, biological age. But Sarah was close to a 30 and one hundred when she bore Issac, so do not lose hope, Sensuikan-san. :11:
 
lexico said:
Impossible ! How coud she ! Mikie has been faithful to me ever since I met her. She's never fooled around with anyone, but if she's met you and told you she was only 95, you have been ensnared by her basic attraction and fatal instinct. Then I relinquish the eternal vows of love we made before the imam ! She's all yours, Sensuikan-san; :lover: I've already sent two PM's of my decision to disown her according to the law of Islam. :smash: And her real age is not 95, she's 125, biological age. But Sarah was close to a 30 and one hundred when she bore Issac, so do not lose hope, Sensuikan-san. :11:
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(How the hell do I follow a gem like that? :nuts: )

Perhaps this will explain all ....

I first met her at a family get-together in 1956 ... I was a pimply 13 year old at the time ... and, I confess, taken up with Mikey - in an adolescent burst of infatuation.

I confess - I allowed her to introduce me to the ... "ways of the world" ... !

But, then - imagine my horror to have it pointed out to me that she was actually ....

....MY own great aunt!

....So, you see ... any thought of union is patently impossible. And children would be a total "no-no" - I had a vasectomy in 1977.

However - will she really believe your story? Your real reason for being rid of her?

...The fact that you are really seeing Frank .... regularly ... in a series of clandestine meetings that has now gone on for months!

You unfaithful beast!

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I'm not saying anything on the matter, except the vasectomy failed! (Dramatic music)
You have twins that edit various tabloids around the world. I would tell you their names, but at my age the er... thingy... you know....in the head... starts to go and wand.... What a nice flower
 
Oh dear!

Precisely what I was worried about, has happened!

You see, this is exactly what Mikey does when she feels attacked, stressed or threatened. She can revert to one of her many other personae.

This is a common one - she can sometimes believe, most convincingly that she is ...

....Prince Charles!

Most Concerned,

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What a perfect couple ! :( You two get along quite well, and I am happy for you. You have my blessing; live happily ever after !
*dances around them throwing rice* 🎊 🕺 🙏
 
We could, you swine ... if you hadn't introduced her to that "Camilla" look-alike in that disgraceful Seoul gin-joint last year ...!

She's all confused now !

(And, I think, so am I ......)

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Yes, but Sensuikan San, wasnt it you that went home with that 'Camilla' lookalike in that disgraceful Seoul gin-joint last year? Leaving poor Mikie in that ever so pretty floral polka dot dress freshly bought from St Vinnies. Yes thats right you left her to rot her pretty ancient skin and bones figure on Hooker Hill out the back of Itaewon. *tut tut*

... Im a little lost too....
 
....Dammit! .... all, right, you scheming hussy! ... yes it was me ...!

...but when we got back to my place ... for a cuppa tea and a chinwag .... who did I find out my beautiful "Camilla' was?

... it was you! You ... you ... you ... Antipodean Jezebel!

Tryin' to convince me that you weren't always hangin' around Korean bars, looking for a good time; but really looking for a visa to work in Canada as a pipefitter!

Now, I know where I stand ... and everyone knows what you really are!

(And you still owe me two bucks for the cab....)

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Tsuyoiko only knows this because she was DJ and key figure in the 1970's Reggae scene. She turned her back on Rastafarianism when she was converted by a tribe of rabbits in Trinidad.
She rapidly became their leader and a new form of hardcore rabbit Ragga music soon swept the island.
 
And, of course, Rich knows this BECAUSE she used to be the leader of the rabbit tribe, until they impeached her when she started making rabbit stew. :bikkuri:
Of, course, she was fuming mad when she heard that they had chosen a new leader, and since that time has been scheming of new ways to get back at Tsuyoiko, who she blames for her getting the boot. (She still eats rabbit stew too...she just don't learn, ne?:eek:.)
 
Kuro has a rare condition called peterpanitis which means s/he will never grow up.
 
Now that is a lie! You've got the hang of this Kuro! The day I wear a business suit is the day I am going to a fancy dress party as the opposite of myself! :D

Kuro was supposed to be Kuro_Tsubasa68, but as usual s/he was late!

BTW, s/he?
 
She.

I would lie about Tsuyoiko right now, but, as usual, i'm late to class. And, if I continued to lie about her, she would hit me with a hammer. :(
 

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