Lie about the person above

[den4]

Lexico was an old boot, combat boot, actually, that became so famous that when Tsuyoiko was strapping the lasses with the strapping machine to send 'em out with Cave Ex, because Fedex wasn't invented yet back in the stone age, all of the hundred thousand slaves owned by Lexico whittled away at the shoreline of a nation and that eventually became Italy, because he made the nation unto his own image of a boot.
Once the lasses arrived into Italexico, the original name before Nero corrupted it into Italy, after a particularly bad party with the rest of the Romans, he created an empire that did not last long because Cave Ex eventually went into Lassruptcy, the state where all lasses were no longer found in the nation, long before banks were established to go into bankruptcy...
and the european nation has been in a decline ever since

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Due to European decline, Den4 has requested aid from Void's GAP (Government Aid Programme). Unfortunately, the demise of Cave Ex is making it difficult to get the aid through - there aren't many couriers here in the stone age. Will Den4 starve? Tune in next time...

 

[Rich303]

Tsuyoiko played a Dalek in 'Dr.Who'.
She was eventually sacked for insisting that Iris the rabbit was allowed to join her inside the Dalek suit. There were several accidents on set when Iris got a bit frisky inside the suit. Iris always wanted to play a cyberman,anyway.


P.S. reality check; How's the jewellery stuff coming along. I'm sure I remember you posting something a while back.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Shh nobody knows this, and I hope that you dont get jealous, BUT all that child labour is for the benefits of Rupunzel.. you see the string and straw that I pay them with actually turns to gold as soon as the 'Dr Who' theme song starts up.
Tsuyoiko is turning my little empire into a mountain of wealth hahaha.
Rich comes to my empire nightly to change the colours of his dresses with the magical gold thread. Super sexy to be a cross dresser, especially with Iris the beer drinking wonder rabbit as my tailor.
Blech who cares about Child Labour, you have all worked for me before, im not that bad a boss am I? Yeh I might be disgusting, but I am generous all the same

 

[Mycernius]

A few years back, Kara used to drive an 18 wheeler, but she couldn't see over the steering wheel and kept running over Honda Civics. Honda don't like Kara because of this and tried to have her run over Toyotas, but they're just too darn quick. Kara now drives an ice cream truck,. She doesn't sell ice cream, she just likes driving it, plus she can see over the steering wheel in this.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

EVERYONE WATCH OUT!!! Don't look too long at Mycernius avatar, as he has trained that Nazi cat to hypnotise us with its evil eye-rays, so that we will join his cult of Asatru, the evil Viking warlords. You have been warned!

 

[Mycernius]

What's wrong with my nazi cat? Winston is cute, if slightly psychotic (he attacks the dog for no reason)
Tsuyoiko is just jealous, as Iris failed her exams to get into the wehrmacht. Mein fuher cat sent to the panzers instead.

 

[smurf]

Mycernius is jealous of my vast superior knowledge

 

[shannonlee]

silver angel is an assasin ... WHO KILLS ALL LIARS!!! she gets her evidence by getting them to do silly things, like you've all done above ... oops!!

 

[Mycernius]

Shannonlee does impressions of the 80s singer Tiffany. She hangs around in shopping malls singing along with a backing track. Unfortunatly, due to a childhood disease, she is unable to synch her words to the correct music. Ever heard I Think We're Alone Now sung to the music of Radio Romance? Oh the humanity! ☝

 

[den4]

Mycernius is actually one of the grown up hairy sasquatches from Eddie Murphy's comedy skits of the '80's, when Eddie was relating about his scary aunt that drove her Gooney-google-mobile and fell down the stairs, taking all of a half an hour, because hairy sasquatches can't fall down the stairs like normal people...
So I guess that makes Mycernius one of Eddie's cousins... :?

 

[smurf]

den4 has a rare disease called "smellslikeafishtideous".

 

[Anchyyy]

Smurf likes Mario more than his own life.

 

[smurf]

anchyyy loves smelly feet in her face. :eek2:

 

[Mycernius]

Smurf would like to be a real smurf, but standing at eight and a half feet, it is a bit difficult for him. He still dresses up in a blue jumpsuit though and has had a purpose built mushroom to live in. He hopes this will attract smufette.

 

[Anchyyy]

Likes to eat cats.

 

[jovial_jon]

Anchyyy single-handedly built the Eiffel Tower and also likes to collect locks of hair cut from the heads of celebrities whose surnames begin with the letter 'K'.

 

[den4]

jovial-jon is envious of anchyyy because the latter has more yyys in the name than the former...as well as more post counts...

 

[xerxes99]

den4 once lost a knife fight to Angela Lansbury

 

[smurf]

xerxes99 is a samurai :samurai:

 

[Anchyyy]

Smurf was the one who invented Mario game

 

[lexico]

Anchyyy loves the Super Mario II game, and she hasn't missed one episode of Smurfs.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Lexico stole my icecream truck, was the 18 wheeler not enough? Well I guess its hard for a midget to see over the steering wheel too.
Whats worse is that he is actually selling E'scargot out of the ice cream truck. Thats not very nice for the poor snailies.

 

[lexico]

*Nooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* Not the snails !! aaaahhhh *passes out it pain*
*no ambulance coming; they have all gone to New Orleans for the relief*
*confesses* I've only tried it once or twice; I dislike eating snails.
*sniffs*

 

[Anchyyy]

Lexico likes vanilla icecream and when he is eating it, he is singing Gackt's Vanilla song