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[RockLee]

Void aka "Black Widow" is one of the most wanted people in Russia.This person smuggles weapons,cigarettes and drugs.I heard she's planning to take over the JRef forum by hiring a hitman to whack Thomas,Maciamo and that Dutch guy who's name I can't remember atm.Take care with what you say as it may be the last you say!








And remember...you know nothing...I said nothing...ok?

 

[lexico]

RockLee's true identity is dubya.
As ringleader of Moscow based underground secret org. called ERASIA, he has been busy undermiing the EU gov't for a forceful take over at an unknown time in the near future.
A master of trickery and manipulation, he has also been setting Japan and the rest of east Asia against each other by feeding maliciously doctored photos and recordings of the Yasukuni visits that never happened.
Following his strategy of divide and conquor, he has been successful in dividing the middle east and eastern europe, driving them to ultra-nationalist conflicts that would inevitably end in blood shed, massacre, and genocide.
When a sufficient number of his agents have infiltrated the key positions in the military and major oil companies, his evil plan of an all out take over of Europe, the Middle East, S & SE Asia, East Asia, and Africa will be carried out in swift, methodical manner.
Do not trust his offer of a lot of money, a secure job, a prestigious business class air ticket, or 72 virgins. Stay away from him with extreme prejudice !

 

[Kara_Nari]

Lexico is a russian dancer at Lotte World in Seoul. He looks very pretty when all dressed up like a samba dancer (I know, I know that they arent russian, but when russians are the only people you can get to do the job....) Anyway, Pink really does seem to suit Lexico well.

 

[den4]

When Lexico went to seek the Thing that could not be Found, he hired Kiwi Bird, Kara-Nari, to help find the Thing by looking for the It that was Lost first, and after years and years of wild goose chasing in one of the alternate universes where Tsuyoiko existed, they Found the It that was Lost and discovered it was RockLee. RockLee had no idea what the Thing that could not be Found was, so after several more years of wild chicken and duck chasing, they stumbled back into our normal universe of the here and now, and decided that some things were just best left Unknown.
That ends our little fractured fairy tale for today

 

[Kara_Nari]

den4 is really Gretel. Gretel ate Hans in a desperate attempt not to let the wicked old Hag get to him, because Hans had been pigging out on gingerbread from the walls surrounding them, and really was turning into the little porker that the witch wanted. Unfortunately for Gretel (now known as den4), the wicked witch (who we all know is a cannibal anyway) attempted to put Gretel in the oven as a mock Christmas turkey... oops, she forgot to put coals in the oven so it wasnt even hot. Therefore den4 was able to run away, but not without drinking the blood of the witch first (yeah, by eating Hans, den4 decided to go with being a vampire opposed to being a full on cannibal).
Then den4 fed the meat scraps to Iris the carnivorous bunny.

 

[Rich303]

Kara Nari was arrested in the 1950s for stalking the famous english Banjo and Ukelele player George Formby. It was one of the first cases of it's kind and led to several new laws being introduced.
Police officers forcibly removed her after she had camped out in George's shed.
When they raided her house they found a shrine to the great man, and even a Banjo shaped bed!
Mr Formby was treated for stress caused by the ordeal.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Rich is really a 10 year old super spy for an international spy organizzation, meant to keep all the baddies down adn save world peace! :hum: And in her spare time, she loves to change into a super cute magical girl and go party down at the local disco!

 

[Kara_Nari]

Kuro Tsubasa69 has never been outside, as is super photosensitive. Also Kuro is afraid that venturing outside will cause posioning of the skin, eyes, and nose.
However Kuro is super tempted to go and meet that sexy woman Rich

 

[Rich303]

Ohh yes I am a sexy lady - just check out my profile photo!

Kari Nari runs a children's work house in her back garden to make enough Wellington boots to satisfy her strange fetish. She goes out at night on her flying dog. and snatches the children from their beds.
She pays them with string and saw dust.

I think it's disgusting, quite frankly

- Rich

 

[lexico]

No, I like it, Rich. Do go on; it has the fascinating ring of a sombre, holiday, late-night fairy tale...

Rich is the wandering old lady 900 yrs old who tells all these old-wives tales and spooky fairy tales... but if you can't anwer her riddle at the end, *snip-snap* she devours you in two big bites-- it kind of hurts when her teeth cut thru, but thankfully, it's o-ll over very quickly. Beware, all story lovers !

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

lexico loves it when the peoples are eaten by rich.

 

[Rich303]

Rich is the wandering old lady 900 yrs old who tells all this old-wives tales and children's fairy tales... but if you can't anwer her riddle at the end, *snap-snap* she devours you in two big gulps-- it kind of hurts when her teeth cuts thru, but thankfully it's over very quickly. Beware, all story lovers !

Unfortunately that's where you are wrong. I slowly digest them over 100 years. Yummy!

Lexico built the engine that powers Kara Nari's flying dog. It's a V8 from an old Chevy to which he added a Nitrous Oxide conversion.
Very handy for those quick getaways if any of those childrens' parents wake up.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

To carry on with the fairy tale theme...

Rich is the knight in shining armour who oggled Rapunzel in her high tower. Due to his high libido, he persuaded Rapunzel to let down her hair, but as Rich was wearing very heavy armour he only got halfway up the tower before the great weight caused Rapunzel's head to become detached from her shoulders with an ominous tearing sound and great spurts of blood and gore. Of course, Rich fell to his death as well.

 

[lexico]

Les Miserables

lexico loves it when the peoples are eaten by rich.

That's what the rich are supposed to do. To devour the poor, and the lesser rich !!
If you are not super-rich, be forewarned; they will come to devour you !!
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(back to Tsuyoiko's story of the two lovers in the forest...)

Kuro Tsubasa was walking by, and found the two lovers in pitiful state. He subsequently picked up the bits and pieces from the ground, but being so numerous, could not complete the job. Realising the magnitude of his insurmountable task, Kuro Tsuruba retired to the town nearby calling out,

"O, good towns women folks. I have volunteer work for you. Please help the unfortunate souls who met their untimely deaths, two lovers of dazzling physical beauty they were, but now they are shattered ! Help the needy, and earn your summer penance ! Easy work, but great reward !"

Upon which three towns women of leisure who had a little bit of penance to wash out gathered around Kuro Tsubasa with their willow baskets and followed him into the woods. It was getting close to dusk, and they hurried to get finished before the wild beasts of the forest ventured out for their breakfast meals...

The Three Good Ladies

"Look, I found a piece of Rich !"
"O, and here's a bit of Punzel !"
"O, here's the front tooth !"

=O===, <= Rapunzel's head, detached from her shoulder
o<==<, <= Rich, lying by her side, his darling, his darling, his life and his bride

"We did it; they are whole again ! Now let us take them to the caretaker !"


(note: Sorry, if I offended anyone, )

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Lexico is the evil witch that imprisoned Rapunzel, and he still can't get the stains out of the carpet. It's terrible really, as he can't imprison anyone else until he gets this room straight again. It's hard enough in the damsel-kidnapping business these days, without this kind of irresponsible behaviour. I mean, he still has to dispose of the corpses once he's finished here. Some people have no consideration.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Tsuyoiko is also an evil witch, except she likes to live in a gingerbread house and eat the kiddies.

After the unforntuate incident of the lovers, she snuck into a nearby village and stole a damsel of 16 years (quite old for her tastes, BTW) and tied her up with a red ribbon and took her to lexico's castle. There she played ding dong ditch, leaving the damsel on the doorstep as a present to lexico, since he lost his last one. (also 'cuz she has a great big crush on him! .)

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Everyone knows I have a great big crush on Lexico - how could I resist, his walnut is so sexy!

Kuro Tsubasa is the minion I employ to sweep the ashes from under my cauldron, which s/he then makes into a nice gruel for the kidnapped damsels.

 

[Kuro_Tsubasa69]

Even though she is an evil witch, Tsuyoiko sneaks out every christmas eve to play Santa Claus. (Even though she doesn't give the best gifts....they are usually broken...or poisoned. I heard she gave alcohol once to an 8 year old!! :bikkuri: tsk tsk! :auch: .)

I, Kuro Tsubasa, give you my word that this is all true, as i AM her evil minion.

 

[Rich303]

Tsuyoiko had an 'All In' wrestling bout with Lexico, to settle a dispute after she caught him trying to install an engine in one of her larger rabbits.
Apparently, Kara Nari's dog had broken down.
Tsuyoiko won after getting him in a 'Half-Nelson' - top marks!

 

[Rich303]

Sorry Kuro and Tsuyoiko - I am too slow!

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Kuro held a seance to bring back Rich after his unfortunate accident. Unfortunately, the headless rapunzel came with him, and they now haunt Lexico's evil tower. It's really good for the damsel-kidnapping business, as the ghosties put off the knights in shining armour.

 

[lexico]

*is deeply worried for the lowered living condition to befall the three residents of the tower*
Time to collect rent or work for the coop, eveyone ! Punzel, you mop the floor with your head.
Ding-dong, you can help with the cooking, garbage, and the dishes.
Prince Rich, you can go out and hunt a jackrabbit, a garoo, or a shirasu kujira, the miny whale called white sandbar that is smaller than a sockeye salmon, and three heads of lettuce.

And I shall light the fire under the huge pot .... he-he-he-he~ :halloween
Can someone see inside the pot ? I'm too old, and cannot see what's in it :?
Tsuyoiko, dear ?

 

[Tsuyoiko]

There is only one thing in that pot: a big old juicy walnut!

 

[lexico]

Well, to get to the juicy stuff, you first have to lure the walnut keeper before kicking him or her into the pot... yeah, tough !

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Well, you are a tough old boot, and I am a strapping young lass, so pushing you in that pot is a doddle for me! Mmmm, feast!