Lie about the person above

[lexico]

...and Brooker did the other two while you were fast asleep in Seattle.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Lexico's sea-squirt has started on my brains :auch:

 

[lexico]

*is in penitent mode for breaching various protocols*
*begins to write self-referencing post*
As lexico was leaving Egypt with Moses to enter the promised land, The One Who Cannot Be Named gave the 11th commandment for all sea-squirts:

Thou shalt not covet, steal, or lick away at thy neighbour's brain.

My sincere apologies for sending the hacker's message... it's in my nature as it was in the scorpion's to sting the frog he was riding on in the crying game. **sinks into the brook*
"Ggrrrrrr...pop !!"

Please let me pass on this one.

 

[den4]

Lexico's sea squirt was originally named Ocixel, but that got mangled after it ate the brains...

 

[lexico]

..of its neighbours, but that was okay. I never took more than one hemisphere, usually just one morsel from each, sankyu all !
But Den4 had so many ideas that bothered his sleep, so gave me 2/3rds of his 8 hemispheres, so that's when I became verbose -- I used to be quiet like a lobotimised 6 yr old.

Den4 is really a hermit cat living up in the lavatory ceiling of the observatory up on Mt Fuji. The place is dilapidated; a perfect hide out for a smart stray cat that likes to post silly threads out of its ball of yarn at night.

 

[den4]

actually the only one that bothered den4's sleep was why Lexico-sama is a Chukchi Salmon that has a snail avatar with a seasquirt for a familiar....most warlocks and peacelocks tend to use cats or ravens or other such creatures....

thought all lobotomized people were quiet...

Lexico was actually Lyrico, the jpop singer, but as the recent sales dropped with the up and coming newbies that are crowding the jpop scene, Lexico reluctantly left the geinokai and started posting here instead...

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Den4 is the subject of a book by Stephen Hawking entitled A Brief History of Time.

 

[lexico]

Tsuyoiko's brain has been restored-- backed up, reformatted, and reloaded -- with stepping accelerator on the CPU and read-ahead cache memory on the disc, all thrown in FOC by the establishment for the squirt attacks. --WWW.DesignerBrains.Com
Rebooted and tested, now its purring like a kitten, no, a bunny !

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Thanks for the upgrade!

Lexico is my father-in-law and brother-in-law both at the same time.

 

[Kara_Nari]

ooh that sounds scary....
Sounds like Tsuyoiko is from Gore... hahaha. That is a small backwards town in NewZealand, where many jokes about incest and such have been spread around.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

I thought it sounded dodgy at first, but then I realised it is perfectly fine for my sister to be married to my husband's father, ne?

Anyway, Kara lives in a fairytale castle on top of a nice hummocky hill like the ones in Mario games. She wears a long frilly pink gown and a cubic zirconia tiara and orders people around all day. When they tell her to $*&(#~;$ off she says "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!"

 

[Mycernius]

Kara Nari hangs around darkened street corners and mugs big handsome men and pinches their pocket watches to fuel her pocket watch fetish

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Ooh, everyone wants to lie about Kara

Mycernius was the big handsome man whose watch got nicked by that no-good Kara. That's why he's always late these days.

 

[Mycernius]

You beat by a minute to the post.

Tsuyoiko is a ring tailed lemur from Madagascar who likes rabbits and voles, but mainly rabbits

 

[Kara_Nari]

Its all true! Hahha, not just the darkened corners though, I like to mug rich handsome men in the daytime too.. the more handsome the better though, and I wouldnt be able to do it without my accomplices, Tsuyoiko and Iris.

 

[Mycernius]

She's has admitted! Kara Nari runs a criminal watch ring in Korea and runs them into the UK via Newcastle.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Oh yes, Kara is a deviant who schools innocent small mammals in the skills of artful dodgery. She taught Iris all she knew, and I have to hide the spoils of their nightly escapades behind the rabbit hutch (damn, I gave away the hiding place. Better move the stash). (you beat me that time Mike, so quick edit Mycernius is the evil Fagin character who keeps Kara and Iris in rags and carrots respectively, if they steal for him.

 

[Kara_Nari]

Heh, How do you know all the things I get up to?
I like to tell people that there are other reasons I am missing digits from my hands.
Well Mycernius' Granny is my trustworthy English co 'boss' in the ring... hehe, there is a reason that the jam on those muffins tastes so good!

 

[Void]

Tsuyoiko and Mycernius are two big black ravens which live in Tower. Once a year they open their eyes to check out whether someone has stolen their favourit pocket-watch presented them by Kara
Then they croak and fall asleep for the next year

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Kara is so slow at typing that Mycernius and I can beat her to a post anytime!

Edit: and Void is the evil recipient of all those stolen watches, that she uses to bend spacetime so that she can beat me to a post yet again!

 

[Void]

Tsuyoiko is not slow, her brain was formatted and now she can barely remeber the alphabet, so Iris has to whisper at her ears what button to push

 

[Tsuyoiko]

What's that you say Iris? Void is a dancing girl on the Gap adverts, advertising overpriced, poor quality clothes made in sweatshops to be sold to unsuspecting westerners who think they look cool with a three-letter word writ large across their chest.

 

[Void]

That`s covert soviet revenge

Tsuyoiko is a big spider weaving virtual web of her dreams

 

[Tsuyoiko]

You should see my web after my morning coffee!

Void is a teeny little fly that I have lured into my evil web of despair!

 

[Void]

i`ve seen them once That`s almost my path to the bathroom at the morning
Beware, some teeny flys can have big jaws

Tsuyoiko lures people with her tunes and makes them follow to the river in one line and jump there for the search of despair