Lie about the person above

[lexico]

Peter the woolie cat is the cat that escaped after the master tried feeding him a bottle of cat pills; now Peter is a free, stray cat on the run from Sotland Yard, while the ex-master is in intensive care after surgery.

 

[smoke]

Lexico is just a head in a jar using talk and type software!

 

[Clawn]

Smoke is actually just what his name says. He is a ball of smoke with internet capabilitites! An Arabian scientist found Smoke and exploited him into becoming the wireless internet capability called WiFi! Whenever you use WiFi internet access you are actually tapping into smoke's mystical powers

 

[smoke]

Clawn uses my 'mystical powers' to look at porn. (You know it's true boy!)

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Smoke's avatar is a self-portrait, except the tatoo doesn't flash in real life.

 

[Void]

Tsuyoiko is actually Alice who caught the white rabbit. But unfortunatly, catching him, she couldn`t follow him and find the wonderland...

 

[smoke]

Void is the illegitimate father of most members on this forum.

 

[gohan93]

smoke is a escaped al-quida fugitve who is living in a cave with a smuggled gypsy. he has a laptop with wi-Fi . he is planning to join the mole people soon, so he can escape the u.s. army.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Gohan is not really 12, he is 512, but the forum wouldn't accept 01/01/1493 as his birthdate. He is the illegitimate son of Christopher Colombus, from when he was celebrating rediscovering the Americas.

 

[smoke]

Tsuyoiko thinks bunnies taste nice...a little rubbery though!

 

[Mycernius]

Smoke is Zeus. Having no worshippers left he started posting on forums to try and find a new way in his immortality.

 

[smurf]

Mycernius is a hybird cross from a human and and an alien from outerspace and is being monitored right now.

 

[Mycernius]

Mycernius is a hybird cross from a human and and an alien from outerspace and is being monitored right now.

A fellow alien has betrayed my secret!!! I feel so used

Smurf is really a gnome in a blue jumpsuit

 

[Brooker]

Mycernius is actually an American high school student who read too many Harry Potter books and now pretends to be English and annoys the hell out of friends and family by saying things like "nappy," "tosser," "dodgy," "take the piss," and "have a laugh". He ran away from home when his parents denied his repeated requests to have baked beans and bangers and mash with every meal. He now travels the country riding an invisible horse, attends rugby games at community colleges, and goes to Red Dwarf conventions.

 

[jovial_jon]

Brooker's eyes contain kryptonite, which he uses to repel his arch-nemesis, Superman. He goes about his day-to-day life hoping that Superman doesn't come along and cause a fuss. He deeply resents his role as a 'super villain' and wishes he could just be a nice guy, but supervillainy pays well these days and he has to pay the bills somehow.

He also has 5 penises, hence the nickname "Edward Penishands".

 

[Clawn]

Jon is a former Soviet scientist who tested the first Russian atomic bombs. However, after the fall of his great country, he surfs the web, searching for his long-lost colleagues so that he can create a giant robot and destroy the world! Bwahahahaha!!!

 

[Anjeko]

Intelligence Report by DIA:

Latest disturbing info from agent 815:
SilverAngel is an Alien Devil Prince from faroff Planet Maikonan in 74th galaxcy.
He is active in plans of treason to stealthily seize the current vacant throne, that is guarded by the 7 Humangus Dwarfs of Atcon that has magical super black power.
He plans to kill them by means of slow-slow torture, using his mega-super-max black magic power.
We foresee a bloody battle.

(All characters and institutions are fictional)

 

[Mycernius]

Anjeko can only count to 20 by using fingers and toes.

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Mycernius is really French, but as he sees the true superiority of the English he likes to effect a very unconvincing English accent (he sounds a bit like Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins) and sport St George's cross at every opportunity.

 

[Kinsao]

Tsuyoiko is actually George Bush, who likes to browse on internet forums in order to find out what are people saying about him.

 

[gohan93]

kinsao's avatar is actually him, and he recently escaped from jail

 

[Kara_Nari]

gohan93 is secretly learning to fly, since discovering that he/she had little growths that resemble wings protuding from his/her shoulder blades. Unfortunately one of the growths is severly deformed and while trying ever so hard to fly, its causing the healthier of the two to become super mutated, and all transformers would be excessively jealous... please be careful gohan93, they are coming to get you!

 

[gohan93]

just for reference, im a dude. ur actually a earthworm in your secret underground lair planning to brain wash us with a spiral disk. you will then transform us into worms for revenge of a mad scientist who did the same to you. ☝

 

[Kara_Nari]

*off the record* Sorry about that, I guess I could have looked at your profile, but I dont find much pleasure in doing that... but now I know I guess I could be an earthworm... I like them, alot.

*pass*

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Gohan thinks he is Link, and goes around in green tights hitting things with a rubber sword and talking to his fairy, which although we can't see it really exists, right Gohan?