Lie about the person above

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It isn't clown!!

My username isn't supposed to be clown, or else I would've spelled it like that. I spell it c-l-A-w-n. Like lawn with a c: Clawn. It's a name I made up a long time ago for a short story. So many people have made that same comment!!! It annoys the heck out of me! So pleeeeeeease, it's C-l-a-w-n. OK? 😌

You can skip me.
 
Clawn said:
My username isn't supposed to be clown, or else I would've spelled it like that. I spell it c-l-A-w-n. Like lawn with a c: Clawn. It's a name I made up a long time ago for a short story. So many people have made that same comment!!! It annoys the heck out of me! So pleeeeeeease, it's C-l-a-w-n. OK? 😌

You can skip me.
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Clawn he lied about saying you can't spell clown. The game is called LIE about the person above. :p

Anyway the person above me can lick his elbow.
 
Smurf got smurfed. Hence why he doesn't know what color a smurf turns into when you choke it.
 
Really !!

Rudel is one of the few Japanese pilots left alive who flew in the attack on Pearl Habor. Even though the tail was shot off his plane, he managed to fly his Zero back to the aircraft carrier. He tried to become a Kamakazi , but he was sent back to Japan as a hero to teach new pilots. He will be 98 years old this coming Sunday!

Frank

😊
 
SHHHHH!!!!! You were not suppose to tell yo! :-) Now the USAF will be after me!

Frank is actually 22! Just flip the 55 around and you will see! All those pictures of him are actually his father. This would explain the huge energy outburst on these forums. 👍
 
Rudel is really a model aircraft enthusiast but as he is only 30cm tall he can actually fly his model aircraft.
 
O, did you hear about the short people, a totally different line of homo sapiens sapiens who grew upto 90 cm at full growth, recently discovered in SE Asia ? I just heard about it last week, but forgot to tell everyone that Tsuyoiko might be the last of the survivors of the short people. The thing is, they had advanced science and technology: using genetic engineering, they were able to transform a short person into a tall person, but after Princess Tusyoiko transformed into a tall person, they had a retroactive time-explosion that threw back all their civilization back to 1,000,000 yrs before present. That's the other secret I haven't told in my previous exposure !! Stay tuned, till next week...(to be continued in our next episode of Tsuyoiko, the Last of the Short People.)
 
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Lexico's vast knowledge stems from his television being stuck on the Discovery channel and that the batteries in his remote failed many years ago. Having no legs has prevented him from turning the TV off.
 
the person above me is actually a mutant space monkey, who is planning a devastating attack on us and will suck out our bone marrow through a straw...
 
Gohan93 is a clone. When he finally dies at 30 he will be replaced by Gohan94. "Re-new, re-new" Logans run is a reality!!
 
Mike was a pussy cat ? Dang, no wonder he said he was hairy.

Jovial Jon is a Jehova's witness, and his real name is John. He doesn't evagenlise on Thursays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays, cause it might offend people of other religions for working on the sabath, so he's supposed to evangelise them on Mondays and Tuesdays. Wednesdays are for atheists btw.
 
Lexico, former leader of a little known band called: Solar Fish:, is now spending his time creating songs for well known singers. Along with Billy Joels's American Pie, he has written countless songs for numerous artists, Probably his most famous is: Mary had a Little Lamb. He also demands that all of his associates refer to him as: The King.
 
Clawn grew up in a forest somewhere in the most northern part of Scunthorpe, he was raised by red squirrels and since the near extinction at the hands of the grey squirrel he has been planning to avenge the death of his adopted fore-fathers.

Squirrel Power!
 
Peter the hairy cat wookie is actually Captain of a nuclear sub cruising 20,000 leagues under the sea surface. He likes to wrestle with 300-foot giant squids, and make 3,000 squid sushi for all his crew. He sells the rest at the Tokyo fish market at 3:00 in the morning for a good sum of yen. On his way back to the sub, he likes to drop by the private 24 hr mangga library to replace his old library. He enjoys reading Conan because it reminds him of his young master of old who gave him lots of goodies as a kitty. His favourite pastime is watching reruns of old wrestling matches of the 70's with Inoki and Ali. He misses home when all his crew goes to bed; in his lonely hours he gazes out the window watching the tasty-looking fishies, who look back at him, saying, "What you looking at wookie ?"
 
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Lexico is actually an immortal in charge of an infinite number of monkeys, typing on an infinite number of keyboards trying to write the entire works of Shakespeare. His posts are monkeys that didn't type any Shakespeare. So far his has managed to get Timon of Athens, The Tempest and Richard III in the past 8 billion years. He is not looking forward to the future at this rate.

Mmm. That fish looks tasty
 
Smurf is actually an alien ambassador from Pluto, whom the world's governments are keeping locked in a small cell with a laptop and dial-up because he needs the internet to survive. Everything our alien friend says is being monitered and edited instantaneously so that his identity and goals do not become publicly known.
 
Clawn got his name from taming to many tigers in one night.

He tamed them and got clawed balls, but decided to go with a different tense of the verb Clawing. :-)
 
Rudel didn't want to get married, but the head of a Yakuza family has forced him to marry his daughter.

If Rudel refused, he would of forced to watch the movie: Glitter.
 
Nothingness is the daughter that Rudel was forced to marry. She has long black hair and works in a naked sushi place. In her spare time she paints huge paintings in the style of Jackson Pollock, only using minced raw meat instead of paints. That was why her father made her get married - so that he could get her out of his house. She speaks Zulu and Farsi, and has a penchant for cheesegraters - her collection numbers well over 300.
 
Kinsao's banjo playing skills are surpassed by none due to a redneck upbringing! The downside is blindness and deformity due to heavy inbreeding...however Kinsao sure does have a pretty mouth!
 
Smoke blew up his school because his alarm clock told him that it was laughing at him, but he's allright now. That's how he got his name.
 

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