lexico
後輩
- 22 Dec 2004
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You mean Mike--no, wait, Peter (?????)-- has been deceiving me all the while passing as Mike ? How could you Peter ! You lying !
Tsuyoiko is an alien who is from the planet Rabbit. She used to be a giant there surrounded by giant rabbits. One day she was napping under a tree near the brook, when suddenly she saw Mr. Rabbit wearing a vest running by, shouting out expleteives, "I'm late, I'm late !"... She followed out of curiosity and fell into a hole, landing where she is now. She saw a piece of Turkish delight on a dish, next to the teacup. They read, "eat me" and "drink me." Following the instructions, she shrunk to the size she is now, about the size of an average homo sapiens sapiens. She, like Bossel in Germany, is looking for Mother Ship to come and pick her up for her ride back home to alpha-centauri, planet Rabbit. She plans to take all her family, including Iris and Nefertiti, back home for souvenirs to entertain her leisurely hours.
Tsuyoiko is an alien who is from the planet Rabbit. She used to be a giant there surrounded by giant rabbits. One day she was napping under a tree near the brook, when suddenly she saw Mr. Rabbit wearing a vest running by, shouting out expleteives, "I'm late, I'm late !"... She followed out of curiosity and fell into a hole, landing where she is now. She saw a piece of Turkish delight on a dish, next to the teacup. They read, "eat me" and "drink me." Following the instructions, she shrunk to the size she is now, about the size of an average homo sapiens sapiens. She, like Bossel in Germany, is looking for Mother Ship to come and pick her up for her ride back home to alpha-centauri, planet Rabbit. She plans to take all her family, including Iris and Nefertiti, back home for souvenirs to entertain her leisurely hours.
- 21 May 2003
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Not Many People Know That.......
Tsuyoiko raises bunnies for her famous Bessy's Bunny Beef Stew known throughout England as the tenderest bunny stew available. She provides 1000 bunnies a week to go in the tasty stew. She poses as a bunny lover to adopt unsuspectingbunnies who roam the streets wild in the many small towns of England. SOOO, don't let her get your bunny!
Evil Uncle Frank
:bikkuri: :auch: 
Tsuyoiko raises bunnies for her famous Bessy's Bunny Beef Stew known throughout England as the tenderest bunny stew available. She provides 1000 bunnies a week to go in the tasty stew. She poses as a bunny lover to adopt unsuspectingbunnies who roam the streets wild in the many small towns of England. SOOO, don't let her get your bunny!
Evil Uncle Frank
:bikkuri: :auch: 
Mycernius
The Hairy Wookie
- 4 Feb 2005
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damn, my secret has been revealed *growls like a wookie*Tsuyoiko said:
Tsuyoiko is really from Inner mongolia. Her online name is an anagram of Merlina Shapely-Thighs written in Bajoran and transcribed back to English, using Kanji. Her real job is fetching yaks milk to provide the eternal youth to William Shatner.
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smurf
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The person above me is the most annoying member here on JREF.
Clawn
The Wise *****
- 6 Feb 2005
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Rudel is the former CEO of Continental Airlines. After its downfall, Rudel now conspires to perform a hostile takeover on an Airbus factory and launch a new airline empire that will quickly dissolve all major competitors. Then, he will make millions off of overpriced airline tickets! Flyers beware!!!
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smurf
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The person above me is on a quest to find the "golden acorn" which is currently being held captive by a tribe of chipmunks.
lexico
後輩
- 22 Dec 2004
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... living in a mushroom palace in Kinsao's back yard, where she accidentally applied a karate chop on said mushroom, causing smurf to fly all the way across the Atlantic, Canada & Alaska, Bering Strait, Kamchatka, Hokkaido , and finally dropping in emperor Hirohito's garden of late, found a nice summer mushroom, and wrote to Kinsao. I shall return to make you pay !
smoke
後輩
- 18 Feb 2005
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Lexico once won 'Miss Korea' and after his/her gender reassignment he became bitter and disfigured and became a recluse living on an island in the middle of the indian ocean, chained to his computer. He has spent the last 30 years plotting revenge on Miss Tijuana who knocked him out of the Miss World contest back in 1975.
- 21 May 2003
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Have You Heard ??
Rich works for one of those sleezy tabloids that picks apart the Royal Family all the time. He also heads up the local Pakistani Anti-Britain Party.
In his spare time(being a music hater) he target shoots old vinyl records and beats up J-Rock stars for being to feminin looking.
Frank
PS - Are we sure this is all in good fun? Seems kinda mean to be doing this to each other?
Rich works for one of those sleezy tabloids that picks apart the Royal Family all the time. He also heads up the local Pakistani Anti-Britain Party.
In his spare time(being a music hater) he target shoots old vinyl records and beats up J-Rock stars for being to feminin looking.
Frank
PS - Are we sure this is all in good fun? Seems kinda mean to be doing this to each other?
kirei_na_me
Where I'm Supposed to Be
- 31 Jan 2003
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Frank is really a Chippendale's dancer, stripping for old women every night, and having the "Benjamins" stuffed in his g-string.
- 21 May 2003
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You Know !!
KNM is really a super cute & super smart 12 year old pretending to be a married woman. Her next store neighbor is Japanese and clues her in on what to say about Japan.
Frank
KNM is really a super cute & super smart 12 year old pretending to be a married woman. Her next store neighbor is Japanese and clues her in on what to say about Japan.
Frank
Clawn
The Wise *****
- 6 Feb 2005
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Frank is actually an old war buddy of mine from WWII and we often sit together on his porch and discuss how D-day could've been avoided. Along with other, more current, issues. Right now, the hottest topic is whether or not he should hire a bodyguard to help discourage any teenagers from spraypainting his house hot pink again.
