Kyo's Mystical Pants

[Nana007]

This is a random thought. I was watching the Dir En Grey Code Of Vulgarism DVD, about 5mins ago when this thought popped up. Be warned this is weird and random.

This thought is about Kyo's pants of all things. His pants are slung so low, that my brain wants to hemmorage from just watching . Yet they cover the most important parts, but it seems that while watching, because the pants are so low, that any moment we might get a special treat . I mean they hang right over his a$$, that you wonder if he has a crack .

His pants also look to be extremely tight, in that in many glorious shots you can see a bulge .Yet they also at the same time seem impossible loose. I mean not baggy as in they are oversized, but they seem to be loose in a weird way, that even though they are a perfect fit, it seems as if they have the potential of falling off.

And then there is the belt. That beautiful belt that just draws your attention. I mean really I wish I was that belt. So close, yet so far. The belt while it also is a perfect fit, in the weird way of the pants seems to be loose, as if the belt could slide off of the pants at any minute, yet it also seems to be very tight.

Like I said this thought was just EXTREMELY WEIRD AND RANDOM. I hope that nobody thinks that I am trying to see to much into things, or that I am overly fangirlish, cause I'm not really. It's just that every once in a while random and weird thoughts pop into my head, and this one happens to be about pants. A set of pants I wish I could be, but stilll a set of pants never the less.

This thought was so random that I had to post it to see if anyone else has ever noticed the same thing, Or is it only me. Also as many times as I have watched this DVD (at least 6). I have never noticed this before.

And No I Have Not Been Smoking .

 

[Average_Psycho]

Interesting thoughts...

I've unfortunately not even gotten the concert yet, but once I have it, I'll keep that in mind and get my thoughts back to you on this.

 

[isayhello]

interesting...

 

[Kinsao]

I wanna watch...

 

[MeinMercilessCult]

Ahhhh....you've made my day with your lovely post. Every post in the world should be devoted to Kyo's pants!!!!........Ahhhh.......

 

[Nana007]

Another thought, not on his pants but on his hair. The magical Farah Faccet hair he has in the Ugly Kingdom5 tour. Its so perfect, no matter how much he sweats its stays. I have a clip of everyone in DeG just dripping sweat, yet no matter how much they sweat, their here i just as spiked as usual. Yea we should start a thread on J-Rock hair, I bet the pics of hairstyles could probaly go on for at LEAST 20 pgs.

 

[Kinsao]

I wish they would give out hair and makeup tips from their stylists - I admit I envy how jrockers' hair always looks cool and stays in place. I can't get mine to obey me no matter of what products I use!

 

[advigilo]

Another thought, not on his pants but on his hair. The magical Farah Faccet hair he has in the Ugly Kingdom5 tour. Its so perfect, no matter how much he sweats its stays. I have a clip of everyone in DeG just dripping sweat, yet no matter how much they sweat, their here i just as spiked as usual. Yea we should start a thread on J-Rock hair, I bet the pics of hairstyles could probaly go on for at LEAST 20 pgs.

GREAT IDEA go ahead

 

[advigilo]

? my smiley turned al blue???

*weird*

 

[Child_prey]

His pants are...his pants... they are...magical...like him.... Think about that...let that sink in..... you won't be able to sleep....

and also, he has the best butt there is...and tummy...want to lick that tummy..... *takes a cold shower*

 

[Nana007]

Well If any one wants the Ugly Kingdom 5 tour, or the Osako Jo concert, pm me, I have them. I accidently deleted the Code of Vulgarism tour though.

 

[Hyde_is_my_anti-drug]

Oh, I hear you, Nana-san! Those pants could do a Fangirl in. They're up there with Gackt's Vanilla pants. I mean damn, it's enough to give a fangirl--even a few fanBOYS (heeheeehee )--a nosebleed. A seriously-heavy-duty-go-to-the-hospital-for-blood-lose nosebleed.

 

[Nana007]

Pants Pictures

I believe this was posted In another forum, but because its revelant to this topic I will post this picture again.

Dear Person In Heaven, Dear Kyo's Parents,

THANK YOU!!!!


Signed,
NaNa

 

[Hyde_is_my_anti-drug]

Heheheh, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice :smoke: Yeah, nice pants and nice...yeah.

 

[Child_prey]

This is a random thought. I was watching the Dir En Grey Code Of Vulgarism DVD, about 5mins ago when this thought popped up. Be warned this is weird and random.

This thought is about Kyo's pants of all things. His pants are slung so low, that my brain wants to hemmorage from just watching . Yet they cover the most important parts, but it seems that while watching, because the pants are so low, that any moment we might get a special treat . I mean they hang right over his a$$, that you wonder if he has a crack .

His pants also look to be extremely tight, in that in many glorious shots you can see a bulge .Yet they also at the same time seem impossible loose. I mean not baggy as in they are oversized, but they seem to be loose in a weird way, that even though they are a perfect fit, it seems as if they have the potential of falling off.

And then there is the belt. That beautiful belt that just draws your attention. I mean really I wish I was that belt. So close, yet so far. The belt while it also is a perfect fit, in the weird way of the pants seems to be loose, as if the belt could slide off of the pants at any minute, yet it also seems to be very tight.

Like I said this thought was just EXTREMELY WEIRD AND RANDOM. I hope that nobody thinks that I am trying to see to much into things, or that I am overly fangirlish, cause I'm not really. It's just that every once in a while random and weird thoughts pop into my head, and this one happens to be about pants. A set of pants I wish I could be, but stilll a set of pants never the less.

This thought was so random that I had to post it to see if anyone else has ever noticed the same thing, Or is it only me. Also as many times as I have watched this DVD (at least 6). I have never noticed this before.

And No I Have Not Been Smoking .

Did you see that backstage clip on the DVD where he gest ready and has his shirt off and you see that....vain......... ?*nosebleed*

 

[Nana007]

Did you see that backstage clip on the DVD where he gest ready and has his shirt off and you see that....vain......... ?*nosebleed*

Um Yes.. I saw, I liked.

 

[Hyde_is_my_anti-drug]

*is jealous* The only Live DVD I have is of Laruku. I WANT DIRU LIVES!!!! Meh!!!!

 

[Kinsao]

Can you use Megaupload? I can UL a (very) few for you if so... (I don't have so many Diru lives myself... )

 

[KageTsuki]

*can't stop staring* that photo nearly gave me a stroke o_o that's some seriously hot ...............coughasscough...i mean, come on pants slide just a *little* bit lower and........x_x*head kaboom* thx ^______^u've completed my life *wonders why room is suddenly hot*

i totally agree with you. i haven't actually seen CoV, but i've noticed the mysterious property of his pants in other lives too *o*

I'm so sure it's Kyo's secret fangirl-magnet weapon

 

[drain_away]

ah...so someone else has noticed that about Kyo-kun's pants... i am so glad, i was starting to worry myself...

and, oh, Kyo-kun's hair in 5UK!! he is so much the sex in that DVD... and his stomach...*licks screen and then nosebleeds to death* i LOVE kyo-kun's stomach. and his HOT tight pants. so sexy!!

to the creator of super tight pants: thnakyouthankyouthankyou!!

 

[Dollporn]

I bet you some evil stylists had those pants made just that way for him.
And about the hair, I'm so jalous. Why does their hair stay up when my hair can't stay up a whole day just doing normal things?
I guess the answer is quite easy: hairspray. And probably some dead expensive kind that would kill western hair if we used it a lot too *pout*

 

[advigilo]

western hair? as in?

 

[drain_away]

as in the hair of European and American people. because our hair is more fine and soft than japanese hair, which is thick and coarse.

Dollporn: i know what you mean...and because western hair is not as coarse, we'd probably have to use MORE than him... it's so unfair... and his hair is so BRILLIANT in 5UK...and it just...STAYS so perfectly the WHOLE FREAKING TIME... ah, well, at least he looks sexy...

ah...evil designers...they probably did... i think with every single pair of his pants, too...and his shorts... but my favorite are the ones from 5UK...his whole outfit and hair style is my favorite Kyo-kun look... although i remember him having a pair of animal-print ones that were sexy...:? was it leopard or snake...? :?

 

[Kinsao]

..................... more pictures, anyone?......... *big sparkly eyes*

 

[Nana007]

as, I look through my pictures, I realize that there are VERY FEW pictures of a full body Kyo, most are from the waist up.