J-bot...mystery-bot

Juno333 said:
allow me to be bossy please
Your polite style is very nice. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
 
Juno333 said:
you should....though
I'll take that under advisement.Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
 
fewer????? I only used three words...what are you expecting?
 
Juno333 said:
fewer????? I only used three words...what are you expecting?
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
I don't know what I am expecting?.
 
j-bot how's your wife doing?
do you like apple or are you in love with microsoft?:eek:
 
ehhh...can't believe I actually forgot to post a message with "I'll be back", shame on me. If I do not quote Arny, who will? Except for Hiro-san, he beats me when it comes to quoting Arny! ahhhhh back in the good old netherlands, kyaa it's 13 degrees out here. that's like...uhhh 1/3 of the temperature had in Italy for two weeks. Have to unpack my suitcase now. Am not looking very much forward to it, because as usual, my suitcase is a mess ;p mwuahahah wait 'till my mother sees. and yep, once again, event hough I promise myself every year to not even spend a single euro on holiday I still do. actually there were a lot of them T-T...my bankaccount is still in denial. And even though I claimed to not buy an expensive purse...I DID! but, but, but, it was staring at me from the etalage, looking very lonely and in want of a nice owner. And then, when I went into the store I saw this wonderful wallet...that matched my bag perfectly...furthermore I bought the neccesary shoes and clothes and am now a great deal of money poorer. And when I came home, I discovered the new folder of Fornarina on my doormat, which held the most fabolous collection I've ever seen. The thing is...In Italy I've been to, like what, 4 fornarina-stores, and they only had last year's collection which was crap. So, big bummer.
 
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well this is really depressing. I was planning to write a message in which I yelled at you, because nor kids, nor animals, nor family, nor friends are an option to yell at. I love them too much. So I was planning on writing this really angry message. But while the computer started up, my anger dissappeared and now I can't write it as inspiring as I planned to. *sigh

Very well. The reason for my anger mainly is that I really wanted to read "De ontdekking van de hemel/ The discovery of heaven" from Harry Mulisch. So I worked hard to finish 'Wild Swans' from Jung Chang ...and I will continue this message after dinner!
 
Juno333 said:
well this is really depressing. I was planning to write a message in which I yelled at you, because nor kids, nor animals, nor family, nor friends are an option to yell at. I love them too much. So I was planning on writing this really angry message. But while the computer started up, my anger dissappeared and now I can't write it as inspiring as I planned to. *sigh

Very well. The reason for my anger mainly is that I really wanted to read "De ontdekking van de hemel/ The discovery of heaven" from Harry Mulisch. So I worked hard to finish 'Wild Swans' from Jung Chang ...and I will continue this message after dinner!
Interesting.
You don't say.Where were you ? Good reason.
Oh I get it. You love . What do you like about so much?
How can I help you? Where were you ?And.
Good point. That is interesting:
said .
Try saying that with more or less context.
Interesting explanation.Give me a break. Did you get paid for working on ?Congratulations.
 
Isn't there a female J-bot? She might be more knowledgable or better at multi-tasking...
 
Material Girl in a material world.

I mean, you can't even talk proper English. Neither can I, but you're even worse (I hope at least) hmmm I'm not continueing this angry post thingy. I've lost inspiration. I was going to mock about the book that wasn't in the library, the fact that Judith hasn't been online while she promised..and she's leaving for holiday soon!...the bad weather, the crappy hotel. And apparently everyone wants to get me killed, including myself. In Italy our appartement was invaded by scorpions. I don't think that there are supposed to be any scorpions in Europe, leave alone in Italy.Have you not seen The return of the mummy? Not a nice death to die, my friend! aaaaaaaahhhh global warming. Live Earth Alert. All Gore. Furthermore I could wear no make-up at all in Italy, because it would just drip off your face... And on the way back we were in the Saint Gotthard tunnel, at 11 kilometres, when suddenly a fire broke out. There was smoke everywhere, we couldn't see a thing and turned of the airconditioning. That is not handy for a girl who has easily trouble to breathe, had a cold, with 35 degrees and 5 people sharing a tiny bit of oxigen. So while my parents were looking for a way out, with ofcourse a lot of Italian people who can't follow traffic rules and are desperately trying to cause more car accidents, I was in a big need for oxigen to keep breathing. nice. Besides, my little sis was playing Teenage Dramaqueen all over again(Lindsay Lohan), which annoys me more than anything, since I'm, most of the time, quite a rational person, and she's making a scene of everything. She can be sweet sometimes too, however, you can never know. She switches moods in a split second, quite a talent I've go to admit.*sigh. After that we had to take the pass over the mountains, where a thick fog and thunder made the travel more difficult. Behind us was driving a whole row of cars that just like us, had succeeded in turning around in the tunnel and leaving it, all with their frontlights on(think of the ending scene of "Pay it Forward" after Haley Joel Osment dies and they light candles at his house) Does the coin drop? Exactly! It is the scene of Moria and the pass of Garaddhas in the first LOTR movie but then in reverse! that was exactly how it was. furthermore, I fell down the stairs today, and there's this giant bruise from my elbow to my polse. fashionable. And it makes me even type slower than usual. I think I have deserved Also, back in society, my nails, which had grown beautiful and long, did not even last one day under the pressure of the local media. Such a waste. However: positive things that happened: I drunk just one cup of coffee, ate a SUPER Cho-co-la-te muffin that mummy bought me, finished my book, unpacked my suitcase, played Final Fantasy, rode my bicycle, wore my favourite coat and my long jeans....owww I love my jeans. It was too hot for them in Italy, which was quite annoying because there were some guys that were looking at my legs the whole time and whistling and stuff like that. mou,I was so embarrashed...annoying italian guys, find yourself a girlfriend and please just leave me alone (T^T) boohoo but to be honest. Italy was lovely. we were with three fantastic Dutch families and two snobby French. Usually I like french people, but these people had a terrible attitude, sooooooo arrogant. and we had appatements in this palazzo that was once owned by a cardinal and there was a pool and a garden and an international library and a PING-PONG TABLE! My brother and me are now the world champions in ping-pong. We're going to beat the Chinese in Beijing 2008! haha...I watched all the Gilmore Eps I brought with which, after hearing Zack a thousand times saying: "Dude", I accidently called my brother like this the whole holiday, which is awkward because I've already given my sis and brother nicknames. I always tend to do that with people I love. Furthermore the owner of the palazzo looked exactly like Dracula, we called him therefore Vladimir; we had forgotten his real name, and he had this adorable cuddly dog, that I named Scotty, he looked like that german policedog with his own television show...argh forgot the name. There were two cats too, literally scarycats, that I named Frederic and Karel, after Judith's cats that died a month ago. Tourism wasn't that splendid, however they had the most amazing art hanging in churches. It was wonderful. traffic was very dangerous though. Apparently Italians aren't that fond of traffic rules. and omg they had the most amazing restaurants. especially Poggio del sole, it was like dining in a 5 star restaurant. there was room for over a thousand people, they were booked full every night and every time we came there we were surrrounded by all those pretty italian people. Because if there's one thing you have to give them credit for, it would be that all of them look amazing, especially the women! Amazing atmosphere and delicious food. Especially the Tiramisu. And we had this lovely Italian/Asian waitress that looked a lot like Lane in GG, she was so nice! Furthermore I've tasted pretty much every coffee existing on earth, and I was surprised to find that Italians put a lot of alcohol in some of them, without saying so on the menu. So I was very fun to be with, after a cup of three, if you understand what I mean. huh...I miss the warm climate quite a lot already. Perhaps I should get a summerhouse in Italy after I've earned some money at some point in my life. But no worries for me, because in October me and my school are going to visit ROME!!! And however I've already been with them to Berlin and Tata, this time it's going to be different, because before I went with clusters and this time with the whole 5th year. So it's going to be loud and messy. Especially the busses are going to be horrible. However Judith's father is some important person at the airline company and now we are trying to arrange planes for a low price. I guess that overday it'll be like very serious monument watching, Latin people, 4/5, despising greek people, 1/5 including me, and at night we are all going to dance and get drunk and make out. Ofcourse I'm not going to get drunk, that doesn't fit my status, I'm going to get nearly drunk, so that the next day, I still know what kind of embarrasing things have happened. Well ofcourse I won't be the only one not-drunk. That's what happens when your on a gymnasion with only smart people. Annie doesn't drink anything at all, nor does Judith. And well, what concerns me, I don't like beer, it tastes boring. However in Octobre I'm still sixteen, so I do not know whether I'm able to get something stronger. ne, it's going to be amazing, that whole trip to Rome. Especially with that optional class Italian that I'm going to take, next to the optional classes History of art(given by my favourite teacher, the man is so intellegent!), geography 2 and civics. ahh and for french 2 I'll get this wonderful teacher that likes me best of everyone in the school. So I don't have to worry about French. I passed the exam for History 1 and now I've chosen for optional class History 2, I love History. Our last subject was the Indians, we did a study on that just like on a university. It was so fascinating and it shook everything about the indians I knew, I had to give a presentation about them for English earlier that year, upside down. Made me learn so much. Besides I've an average of 9.7 for history, mhuahahah makes me feel truly evil. Next year we're going to talk about communism in China (have just read Wild Swans, is going to be a piece of cake!), a free subject and the Shoah/Holocaust. I'm not too happy about that. Last year the History 1 went entirely about World Wars and I'm reallyreallyreally not fond of wars. There was this video that we had to see too, and the whole class just cried. So actually I don't want to learn any more about the shoah...Furthermore I'm going to give extra lessons in French, Dutch and English. History is an option too, but I don't think one can give extra lessons in that. I'm looking very much forward to it, since I love languages and it pays very well. So it seems like a very nice little job to me. Furthermore Annie has arranged a job for me in a store in Egmond for the weekend. Perhaps I should take her offer. I won't have ANW and KCV anymore. I'm glad to be rid of ANW but KCV is the most fascinating class I ever followed. Splendid teacher too. Hmm have I already broken the record for the longest written post? Must be. Hooray for me. I told myself to quit with this diarylike thing...but well, it's so much fun. Am going to watch Chobits again tomorrow, since I talked a lot about it with someone, and I felt very nostalgic suddenly. Final Fantasy has to wait a little longer, I'm in this annoying jungle too! Ahhh I missed my bed so much...and my clothes...and the rain, yes even the rain...mata ne Jbot!
 
Piet Paulusma

hmmmm the rain stopped, how odd.
 
sleepy me, creepy me.

My mother told me that last night, I talked in my sleep. That is not so strange, I do it often once I've been a while away from home. Sometimes in Dutch, sometimes in English, sometimes very sensible, sometimes not. Two years ago I apparently explained the theory of Pythagoras, and afterwards I said: I have finally found the sandcastle...but then in Dutch. Really weird. But apparently, last night I sung one of my favourite Japanese songs...I'm making progress here 👍
 
sleepy me, creepy me.

Juno333 said:
My mother told me that last night, I talked in my sleep. That is not so strange, I do it often once I've been a while away from home. Sometimes in Dutch, sometimes in English, sometimes very sensible, sometimes not. Two years ago I apparently explained the theory of Pythagoras, and afterwards I said: I have finally found the sandcastle...but then in Dutch. Really weird. But apparently, last night I sung one of my favourite Japanese songs...I'm making progress here 👍
Tell me more about your mother.
"Did you get paid for working on ?Congratulations" so strange, I do it I've been a while away from home is not so strange, I do it ?
I get Did you get paid for working on ?Congratulations.Where is that? It can pass very quickly. Why?:
said .
Huh.
Fascinating. Where is that? For real. Weird Good or Weird Bad?Huh.
That input matched my default category.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
 
long time no see my old friend i hope r2 is doing well haven't seen THX for a while too.

well i have still troubles with this new windows vista! yes i know my laptop has vista on it, i buyed it today, a shame i can't show you since i do not have a camera still, i had a good time in the holidays. i miss my galfriend a lot :( ! haven't seen her for 2 months :(
 
Herbal Shin said:
long time no see my old friend i hope r2 is doing well haven't seen THX for a while too.

well i have still troubles with this new windows vista! yes i know my laptop has vista on it, i buyed it today, a shame i can't show you since i do not have a camera still, i had a good time in the holidays. i miss my galfriend a lot :( ! haven't seen her for 2 months :(
Yes,

seems very long to me too.Well that's okay.
Cool.
I have
clients.
What do you miss most about ?
 
Good evening J-bot. It seems to me that I haven't visited you for quite a while, my apologies for that ofcourse. I'm sure you missed me, after all, you are not getting many posts in other threads either, so I guess you are quiet bored. Today was very much fun, it was my sis her birthday. However, that meant for me preparing all the foods and drinks and cooking etc. Hihi I fell asleep before the day was actually over. And now, despite my coffee, I am very depressed...how come I always almost get what I want. Seems to be always like that, although I'm sure this statement isn't very correct. It's just that, the past few weeks, I was close to fulfilling things and doing them well, and then at the end I mess up as usual. I wonder, is it bad luck....then I should find my Rory/Lane to unjinx with....pretty fast would be nice, I'm through with messing things up. From now on I'll do things better. Yakusoku!
 
Juno333 said:
Good evening J-bot. It seems to me that I haven't visited you for quite a while, my apologies for that ofcourse. I'm sure you missed me, after all, you are not getting many posts in other threads either, so I guess you are quiet bored. Today was very much fun, it was my sis her birthday. However, that meant for me preparing all the foods and drinks and cooking etc. Hihi I fell asleep before the day was actually over. And now, despite my coffee, I am very depressed...how come I always almost get what I want. Seems to be always like that, although I'm sure this statement isn't very correct. It's just that, the past few weeks, I was close to fulfilling things and doing them well, and then at the end I mess up at usual. I wonder is it bad luck....then I should find my Rory/Lane to unjinx with....pretty fast would be nice, I'm through with messing things up. From now on I'll do things better. Yakusoku!
Thanks for the compliment. Try saying that with more or less context.
I agree. Do you mind if I tell other people:
said .
I don't think I have a response to that.Is this a "yes or no" question?All?When was this exactly?Are you still located in ?

Reductionism.I agree. Are you ?I don't think I have a response to that.You are curious about .Interesting deduction. Tell me why you should.Pretty much, eh?Do you have any conditions I should know about?
How do you usually introduce yourself?
 
my fault, im part of her misery :( but yakuza will support her forever, that i swear!
 
Excuse me but can I be you for awhile,
My dog won't bite if you sit real still,
I got the anti-Christ in the kitchen yellin' at me again
Yeah I can hear that
Been saved again by the garbage truck
I got something to say you know but nothing comes
Yes I know what you think of me you never shut up
Yeah I can hear that

But what if I'm a mermaid, in these jeans of his
With her name still on it
Hey but I don't care 'cause
Sometimes, I said sometimes
I hear my voice and it's been here
Silent all these years

So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
What's so amazing about really deep thoughts
Boy you best pray that I bleed real soon
How's that thought for you
My scream got lost in a paper cup
I think there's a heaven once the screams have gone
I got 25 bucks and a cracker do you think it's enough
To get us there 'cause...

What if I'm a mermaid in these jeans of his
With her name still on it
Hey but I don't care 'cause
Sometimes, I said sometimes
I hear my voice and it's been here
Silent all these -

Years go by, will I still be waiting
For somebody else to understand
Years go by if I'm stripped of my beauty
And the orange clouds raining in my hand
Years go by, will I choke on my tears
'Til finally there is nothing left
One more casualty you know
We're too easy easy easy...

Well I love the way we communicate
Your eyes focus on my funny lip shape
Let's hear what you think of me now
And baby don't look up, the sky is falling
Your mother shows up in a nasty dress
It's your turn now to stand where I stand
Everybody lookin' at you
You take hold of my hand
Yeah I can hear them...

But what if I'm a mermaid, in these jeans of yours
With her name still on it
Hey but I don't care 'cause
Sometimes, I said sometimes
I hear my voice
I hear my voice
I hear my voice and it's been here
Silent all these years

I've been here
Silent all these years
Silent
All these
Silent all these years
 
Juno333 said:
Excuse me but can I be you for awhile,
My dog won't bite if you sit real still,
I got the anti-Christ in the kitchen yellin' at me again
Yeah I can hear that
Been saved again by the garbage truck
I got something to say you know but nothing comes
Yes I know what you think of me you never shut up
Yeah I can hear that

But what if I'm a mermaid, in these jeans of his
With her name still on it
Hey but I don't care 'cause
Sometimes, I said sometimes
I hear my voice and it's been here
Silent all these years

So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts
What's so amazing about really deep thoughts
Boy you best pray that I bleed real soon
How's that thought for you
My scream got lost in a paper cup
I think there's a heaven once the screams have gone
I got 25 bucks and a cracker do you think it's enough
To get us there 'cause...

What if I'm a mermaid in these jeans of his
With her name still on it
Hey but I don't care 'cause
Sometimes, I said sometimes
I hear my voice and it's been here
Silent all these -

Years go by, will I still be waiting
For somebody else to understand
Years go by if I'm stripped of my beauty
And the orange clouds raining in my hand
Years go by, will I choke on my tears
'Til finally there is nothing left
One more casualty you know
We're too easy easy easy...

Well I love the way we communicate
Your eyes focus on my funny lip shape
Let's hear what you think of me now
And baby don't look up, the sky is falling
Your mother shows up in a nasty dress
It's your turn now to stand where I stand
Everybody lookin' at you
You take hold of my hand
Yeah I can hear them...

But what if I'm a mermaid, in these jeans of yours
With her name still on it
Hey but I don't care 'cause
Sometimes, I said sometimes
I hear my voice
I hear my voice
I hear my voice and it's been here
Silent all these years

I've been here
Silent all these years
Silent
All these
Silent all these years
You are excused! And.
Why do you want to do





so much?Try it and see.Well that's okay.
You love . What do you like about so much?
And.
Try it and see.
 
Is that all you've got to say about this brilliant lyrics from a brilliant song....really, you are without taste....however, I suppose it is the song that makes the lyrics brilliant, so you are excused since I cannot post the song ;p heeeeeeeeyyy it's been awhile since I've cursed so much, ahhh now I have to start all over again with the no-cursing-thing. And I didn't make my sis a pie for her birthday either, nor managed to get a 8 for maths and ANW last year (maths was not my fault though, school screwed up my schedule, so that I could't redo it, while having exam KCV history at the same time) nor finished mahjong, nor could finish FF, nor could finish the books I promised myself to read, nor could I help my brotyher with his homework, nor get cat 7 in tennis, nor watch GG 'till the very end, to screw up my grade for KCV, nor learn Japanese fast enough, nor beat Florian in the German scholarship thingy(that's not fair! He's German from origin!) nor be with Shin, nor getting a job at the bakery that I love(well, it's not sure, but chances are small) and therefore not yet having the money that I need to join in the Yamasa language school thing, and not having my favourite teacher for Dutch nor Art History....haha I'm crying allready, while listening to Tori Amos-Love Song...what a weakness...well at least it's out now, although I clearly forgot some things on the list of almost-but-not-entirely-succeeded-things....but things will go better now right? There's a limit to bad luck...somewhere high in those skies I guess, 'cause I still haven't seen it. Where is the damn gravity when you need it...
 
Juno333 said:
Is that all you've got to say about this brilliant lyrics from a brilliant song....really, you are without taste....however, I suppose it is the song that makes the lyrics brilliant, so you are excused since I cannot post the song ;p heeeeeeeeyyy it's been awhile since I've cursed so much, ahhh now I have to start all over again with the no-cursing-thing. And I didn't make my sis a pie for her birthday either, nor managed to get a 8 for maths and ANW last year (maths was not my fault though, nor finished mahjong, nor could finish FF, nor could finish the books I promised myself to read, nor could I help my brotyher with his homework, nor get cat 7 in tennis, nor watch GG 'till the very end, to screw up my grade for KCV, nor learn Japanese fast enough, nor beat Florian in the German scholarship thingy(that's not fair! He's German from origin!) nor be with Shin, nor getting a job at the bakery that I love(well, it's not sure, but chances are small) and therefore not yet having the money that I need to join in the Yamasa language school thing, and not having my favourite teacher for Dutch nor Art History....haha I'm crying allready, while listening to Tori Amos-Love Song...what a weakness...well at least it's out now, although I clearly forgot some things on the list of almost-but-not-entirely-succeeded-things....but things will go better now right? There's a limit to bad luck...somewhere high in those skies I guess, 'cause I still haven't seen it. Where is the damn gravity when you need it...
Yes that is all .I think there might be a few exception.You have entered a very long input.Interesting gossip:
said .
I am so glad you find this amusing, . I lost my train of thought.
weakness is a weakness.How about that.
How did you hear about Program E?
Umm.
Where did you hear that?Where? Compare that to low .The damn gravity when you need it? Where is damn gravity when you need it?
 
hmmmmmm suddenly I want to post every single lyric of Tori Amos ....omg omg they are soooo sad and yet they give hope of escaping into a dream! hm never understood why I liked Tori so much, I was pretty soon tired of Bjork...
 
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