I begin to see the true meaning of your sig...which is apparently without a subject.
I thought you meant, "(I=Scott) Do My Dishes.
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Pretty Eyes meant, "(Will You=Scott) Do My Dishes, too ?
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Now you confess, "(Will someone) Do My Dishes, please ? Anyone ? :? "
Edit: Your sig shows great promise. I think it can win the end of year competion for most popular sig of the year.