- 3 Dec 2005
- 259
- 10
YOU ALL MISS ME DONT YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!
-hears grasshoppers, then clears her throat-
Uhm.. I wasn't here for about a week cause well I was grounded.
It sucked so bad cause .. let me tell you what happened so you all know.
My dad was telling me to go to sleep while I was lying on the couch watching mah teh veh. He said, "Courtney honey you need to go to bed you have school tomorrow." and I mumbled in a JOKING type of way "Don't you talk to me that way." He growled and stomped in the room in an angry manner, then turned the television off. (Yeah I know he dissed me.) Then he said, "You don't talk to me that way missy." I lightly mumbled. "but I was just jok-... king."
He was all like "You are grounded for one week. No tv, no computer." By now I wanted to beat the hell out of him with a pillow covering a wooden bat. White feathers flying in the air. Him screaming silent screams as I can't hear him cause one there would be blasting mozart music playing and two I would be too focused on the RED WINE GUSHING OUT OF HIS HEAD!!!
Sorry I didn't say blood, I didn't want to sound that... violent.
Anyway I was PISSED. It has been like three years since I went an entire week without the computer. MY BABY!!! Now all of you who are asking, "could you live without your computer?" I will say, "NOT WITHOUT EXTREME AGONY AND PAIN"
To tell you what happened since that tuesday night. I went to school, came home, blar deh blar till friday. THEN friday night my friend lyndsey imed me on the phone asking if I wanted to go to the cherry blossom festival with her on saturday. I was thinking OH HELL YES THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. So I casually imed her... you know being... casual "What time? Are you sure your mom can give me a ride? Tell her I said thankyou!!!" Cause I am casual like that.
So I went to DC which is like an hour away from my house. It was pouring rain.. my hair was all straight and pretty cause I wanted to look good for those "japonais" guys. Hee hee. But as soon as I got out of the car. WHOOSH!!!! My hair was soaken wet! I was like HOMIGAWSH IM WET!!! HOMIGAWSH ITS COLD!!! So me Lyndsey, her mom, her dad, and Jazzy (our other friend) kind of childlike jogged .... type danced over to the metro. It was my first time on the metro so all I could only think about those fifty four girls in suicide club jumping infront of the train. Lyndsey being a good friend GRABBED MY HAND and swung them, counting off with jazzy like she was going to jump off the SAFE cement onto those DANGEROUS TRAIN TRACKS!!!
Of course I counted off with her smiling nervously as I wasn't sure if she really wanted me to die. Her parents just smiling. Lyn lyn is such an evil jew.
So then I was all backing away as I saw the train coming and lyndsey touched my shoulder laughing about some sex joke or something but I jumped away from the tracks cause they were right infront of us and the TRAIN WAS COMING!!! So she asked me some question like if I was scared or something and of course I said no. So she fake pushed me and HOMIGAWSH I gots teh chewzzz.
Grr.
Homigawsh I am rambling. Well on with the story. We got there and was walking around the festival... for hours when HOMIGAWSH we saw this random hawt "Japonais" guy just walking around like he was waiting for someone. Of course me, Jazzy, and Lyndsey had to tell lyndseys parents to back off. So then when they left we were casually stalking the guy. Giggling and whispering to eachother about his hawtnuss. Lyndsey and Jazzy were talking about how lucky I was to be single. Psshhhh!!! I was waving in their face about its positivity and they kept dreaming as I was trying to gain up enough courage to go up to him and ask for a picture. I had no courage that day. I used it all up on the "japonais" drummer boys and ... kimono girls dancing, making cute little noises. <3
Side note: Btw to tell you what happened with my courage it all went off when half way through the performance this woman on the microphone asked, "do you want to see more!!??" So I decided to scream "I LOVE YOU!!!!"
Bet you can guess what happened to that quiet crowed. They turned and looked at the girl who was standing high on a wall, screaming those three words that meant so much at that time. ~sigh~ Those tokyo "japonais" boys and their hawtnuss. That muscle. Oh how they beat those drums so hard.
ANYWAY ON WITH THE STALKING!!!
Jazzy, Lyndsey, and I were giggling and what not. CASUALLY following the boy around the festival, then Jazzy asked me if I was going to go up and ask for a picture with him. I said I would but like what seemed like ten minutes later I was still hiding behind my two friends hoping he wouldn't notice us stalking him. Well then Jazzy asked "Do you want a picture coco?" I quietly nodded and she had the GUTS to go over there, tell him he was hot and ask for a picture. I WAS LIKE OH EM GEE what he is just a normal boy walking around and we are hunting him down like he is some little puppy at a petshop that is about to be bought but we want to buy him first... hee hee, little hawt "japonais" puppy... -clears throat- Well anyway we got a picture of him I will post it up when I get it from my friend. I didn't have the courage to really go near him cause well... I am stupid.
Why do those "japonais" usually do a peace sign when they are getting their picture taken??? Its so cute but all of them do it, no?
Homigawsh I talk so much. Ramble ramble.
Let me get on to sunday night. My hardcore ***** friend named Kayla wanted me to come out to her house and this is like the first time we had hung out outside of school in the entire school year. (notice how its the fourth quarter. WE ONLY GET FOUR, PEOPLE!!!)
Anyway so I went over there a little nervous cause it was the first time and I knew nothing about her family. Turns out she only lives with her mom, three dogs, and seven cats. Animal lovers. I love animal lovers cause they love animals and I love animals SA HOOOOOOOOOO MUSH. So I went over there and it was a little awkward at first when I went in their house cause I didn't know the animals and the biggest dog just had to keep sniffing me. I guess I smell good. Its weird cause on normal school days people come up and smell me, then tell me I smell good or my hair smells go good and its oh so pretty. Ha ha. -ROLLS EYES- So Kayla asks her mom to drop us off at her friends house. I don't know her mom, or her friends. O_O Kayla is hardcore so I was kind of scared. My friends scare me a lot.
So we went to this guys house first, she wanted to try and hook me up with him? I was like hells no. But thank god he wasn't home, or the next guy. The second guys house had three cars infront of it and they were ALL blue!! @-@ So kayla took me to the tunnel of death and said only amanda and some other chick/dude made it out. I was like OH EM GEE what. So I got all scared, plus the water going through it smelled like ****.
So I told her I wouldn't, then she decided to show me the other side and why only two people made it out. They had to spread their legs cause the object of the game was to not touch the water. o.o She said as soon as amanda got out she fell in the nasty ****** water. She had a picture of amanda spreading her legs. XP So after she showed me that we went exploring in the woods!!! It was so much fun aside from me having to walk through thorns a few times and kayla picking up poisen ivy asking what it was. -smacks herself in the face- If poisen ivy can grows flowers then she definantly got it on her right hand and rubbed it all over my friends jacket and my FACE!!! By the way I had to walk on a skinny tree like seriously at least five yards in the air. I am a girl thats afraid of heights and it was like SHEAT!!! I couldn't turn back either cause I was half way on the high tree and any way I would have went, I would have fallen and gotten my body broken in some way. There was rocks and pebbles at the bottom... with that smelly water. T-T
BUT I FACED MY FEARS AND I WALKED ON THAT TREE AND RISKED MY LIFE OVER THOSE PEBBLES!!!
Ramble ramble. So later on kayla took me to her friends house and homigawsh I didn't know this girl. Whenever they talked to eachother they would address eachother as girl. Like "hi girl come out!!" .. "Okay girl hold on" "Hurry up girl" So the girl named stephanie came out. She was so pretty and her parents spoke spanish to her. O_O I don't know spanish so you all know I was amazed. They showed me their fort and when they got there ha ha.. there was this tree that they didn't remember being their so we tried taking it down cause it was too perfect, but then halfway taking it down we got off and saw it was hardcore cause it had spikes and thorns growing out of it. I brought the tree back up and by now it was curved, spiked, and now almost naturally unique. Then turning around from bringing it back up I saw kaylas pretty friend playing with some furry vine from off an old tree and I was like HOMIGAWSH YOU WANT TO PUT THAT DOWN THAT IS EITHER POISEN IVY OR POISEN OAK The girl kind of looked surprised cause by now if it was poisen stuffs she had it all over her hands. And kayla complained about me not knowing anything about the outside life. (I never go outside unless its dark or whatever cause its just ugly when its light and there are no flowers outside.)
So late at night around nine o clock after kayla took me out to noodles and company for dinner and some expensive ice cream place for desert,we went back to the girls house and by now those boys were coming home from their day at the skating park. You know those boys I don't know. So they arrived and kayla and stephanie were all giggling and what not, making me run up those wooden smooth stairs with my slippery fuzzy socks on. Stephanie fell on her own stairs.
Anyway they opened a window and asked the boys how they were doing. All excited. -rolls eyes- Those teenage girls and their giggling. So anyway we went outside where the boys were and well I was complaining about how cold it was as they talked about the boys going to the party the night before and getting drunk. They are only fifteen like me and they got drunk.
So later the boys asked me if I wanted to crash at their houses and get drunk with them and kayla. Stephanie couldn't cause her dad is strict. They wanted me to ask my mom to spend the night at kaylas when my mom didn't know kaylas mom, then kayla would ask to spend the night at stephanies, as me and kayla would go over and get DRUNK. Now people I was just restricted for a week over a tiny insult to my dad. What would my parents do if they smelled alcohol and puke on me the next morning? I was like "why don't I just spend the night at your house kayla, and we only drink a little bit tonight?" She was like"its not fun if you don't get drunk, its not like I like the taste of alcohol and my mom would seriously yell at me if she smelled alcohol." I asked her how we would pull it off and here is how it went:
1. ask if I could spend the night at her house as she asked if she could spend the night at stephanies.
2. Go over to the boys house and get drunk, then crash at their house after we did whatever drunks do
3. walk over the highway and what not to get to kaylas house
4. take a shower
5. get a ride from one of other kaylas friends that I don't know
6."safely" get to my house with kaylas friend Frankie and everything would be alright?
I know what your thinking OH EM GEE what!!!
I didn't do it. I think she is mad at me now. I asked kayla how I could take a shower and smell even better cause the beer would be in my clothes. And one of the guys replied "you know just take your shirt off..." Kayla laughed as the guy stuttered and I felt so pressured and weird about the cute one asking for my clothes to be taken off. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE NIGHT THAT I COULD HAVE GIVEN MY VIRGINITY AWAY.
Im so stupid.
So anyway, monday I just sat around the house and today I am here!!! YAY!!!!
Did you miss me?
-hears grasshoppers, then clears her throat-
Uhm.. I wasn't here for about a week cause well I was grounded.
It sucked so bad cause .. let me tell you what happened so you all know.
My dad was telling me to go to sleep while I was lying on the couch watching mah teh veh. He said, "Courtney honey you need to go to bed you have school tomorrow." and I mumbled in a JOKING type of way "Don't you talk to me that way." He growled and stomped in the room in an angry manner, then turned the television off. (Yeah I know he dissed me.) Then he said, "You don't talk to me that way missy." I lightly mumbled. "but I was just jok-... king."
He was all like "You are grounded for one week. No tv, no computer." By now I wanted to beat the hell out of him with a pillow covering a wooden bat. White feathers flying in the air. Him screaming silent screams as I can't hear him cause one there would be blasting mozart music playing and two I would be too focused on the RED WINE GUSHING OUT OF HIS HEAD!!!
Sorry I didn't say blood, I didn't want to sound that... violent.
Anyway I was PISSED. It has been like three years since I went an entire week without the computer. MY BABY!!! Now all of you who are asking, "could you live without your computer?" I will say, "NOT WITHOUT EXTREME AGONY AND PAIN"
To tell you what happened since that tuesday night. I went to school, came home, blar deh blar till friday. THEN friday night my friend lyndsey imed me on the phone asking if I wanted to go to the cherry blossom festival with her on saturday. I was thinking OH HELL YES THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. So I casually imed her... you know being... casual "What time? Are you sure your mom can give me a ride? Tell her I said thankyou!!!" Cause I am casual like that.
So I went to DC which is like an hour away from my house. It was pouring rain.. my hair was all straight and pretty cause I wanted to look good for those "japonais" guys. Hee hee. But as soon as I got out of the car. WHOOSH!!!! My hair was soaken wet! I was like HOMIGAWSH IM WET!!! HOMIGAWSH ITS COLD!!! So me Lyndsey, her mom, her dad, and Jazzy (our other friend) kind of childlike jogged .... type danced over to the metro. It was my first time on the metro so all I could only think about those fifty four girls in suicide club jumping infront of the train. Lyndsey being a good friend GRABBED MY HAND and swung them, counting off with jazzy like she was going to jump off the SAFE cement onto those DANGEROUS TRAIN TRACKS!!! Of course I counted off with her smiling nervously as I wasn't sure if she really wanted me to die. Her parents just smiling. Lyn lyn is such an evil jew.
So then I was all backing away as I saw the train coming and lyndsey touched my shoulder laughing about some sex joke or something but I jumped away from the tracks cause they were right infront of us and the TRAIN WAS COMING!!! So she asked me some question like if I was scared or something and of course I said no. So she fake pushed me and HOMIGAWSH I gots teh chewzzz.
Grr.Homigawsh I am rambling. Well on with the story. We got there and was walking around the festival... for hours when HOMIGAWSH we saw this random hawt "Japonais" guy just walking around like he was waiting for someone. Of course me, Jazzy, and Lyndsey had to tell lyndseys parents to back off. So then when they left we were casually stalking the guy. Giggling and whispering to eachother about his hawtnuss. Lyndsey and Jazzy were talking about how lucky I was to be single. Psshhhh!!! I was waving in their face about its positivity and they kept dreaming as I was trying to gain up enough courage to go up to him and ask for a picture. I had no courage that day. I used it all up on the "japonais" drummer boys and ... kimono girls dancing, making cute little noises. <3
Side note: Btw to tell you what happened with my courage it all went off when half way through the performance this woman on the microphone asked, "do you want to see more!!??" So I decided to scream "I LOVE YOU!!!!"
Bet you can guess what happened to that quiet crowed. They turned and looked at the girl who was standing high on a wall, screaming those three words that meant so much at that time. ~sigh~ Those tokyo "japonais" boys and their hawtnuss. That muscle. Oh how they beat those drums so hard.
ANYWAY ON WITH THE STALKING!!!
Jazzy, Lyndsey, and I were giggling and what not. CASUALLY following the boy around the festival, then Jazzy asked me if I was going to go up and ask for a picture with him. I said I would but like what seemed like ten minutes later I was still hiding behind my two friends hoping he wouldn't notice us stalking him. Well then Jazzy asked "Do you want a picture coco?" I quietly nodded and she had the GUTS to go over there, tell him he was hot and ask for a picture. I WAS LIKE OH EM GEE what he is just a normal boy walking around and we are hunting him down like he is some little puppy at a petshop that is about to be bought but we want to buy him first... hee hee, little hawt "japonais" puppy... -clears throat- Well anyway we got a picture of him I will post it up when I get it from my friend. I didn't have the courage to really go near him cause well... I am stupid.
Why do those "japonais" usually do a peace sign when they are getting their picture taken??? Its so cute but all of them do it, no?
Homigawsh I talk so much. Ramble ramble.
Let me get on to sunday night. My hardcore ***** friend named Kayla wanted me to come out to her house and this is like the first time we had hung out outside of school in the entire school year. (notice how its the fourth quarter. WE ONLY GET FOUR, PEOPLE!!!)
Anyway so I went over there a little nervous cause it was the first time and I knew nothing about her family. Turns out she only lives with her mom, three dogs, and seven cats. Animal lovers. I love animal lovers cause they love animals and I love animals SA HOOOOOOOOOO MUSH. So I went over there and it was a little awkward at first when I went in their house cause I didn't know the animals and the biggest dog just had to keep sniffing me. I guess I smell good. Its weird cause on normal school days people come up and smell me, then tell me I smell good or my hair smells go good and its oh so pretty. Ha ha. -ROLLS EYES- So Kayla asks her mom to drop us off at her friends house. I don't know her mom, or her friends. O_O Kayla is hardcore so I was kind of scared. My friends scare me a lot.
So we went to this guys house first, she wanted to try and hook me up with him? I was like hells no. But thank god he wasn't home, or the next guy. The second guys house had three cars infront of it and they were ALL blue!! @-@ So kayla took me to the tunnel of death and said only amanda and some other chick/dude made it out. I was like OH EM GEE what. So I got all scared, plus the water going through it smelled like ****.
So I told her I wouldn't, then she decided to show me the other side and why only two people made it out. They had to spread their legs cause the object of the game was to not touch the water. o.o She said as soon as amanda got out she fell in the nasty ****** water. She had a picture of amanda spreading her legs. XP So after she showed me that we went exploring in the woods!!! It was so much fun aside from me having to walk through thorns a few times and kayla picking up poisen ivy asking what it was. -smacks herself in the face- If poisen ivy can grows flowers then she definantly got it on her right hand and rubbed it all over my friends jacket and my FACE!!! By the way I had to walk on a skinny tree like seriously at least five yards in the air. I am a girl thats afraid of heights and it was like SHEAT!!! I couldn't turn back either cause I was half way on the high tree and any way I would have went, I would have fallen and gotten my body broken in some way. There was rocks and pebbles at the bottom... with that smelly water. T-T
BUT I FACED MY FEARS AND I WALKED ON THAT TREE AND RISKED MY LIFE OVER THOSE PEBBLES!!!
Ramble ramble. So later on kayla took me to her friends house and homigawsh I didn't know this girl. Whenever they talked to eachother they would address eachother as girl. Like "hi girl come out!!" .. "Okay girl hold on" "Hurry up girl" So the girl named stephanie came out. She was so pretty and her parents spoke spanish to her. O_O I don't know spanish so you all know I was amazed. They showed me their fort and when they got there ha ha.. there was this tree that they didn't remember being their so we tried taking it down cause it was too perfect, but then halfway taking it down we got off and saw it was hardcore cause it had spikes and thorns growing out of it. I brought the tree back up and by now it was curved, spiked, and now almost naturally unique. Then turning around from bringing it back up I saw kaylas pretty friend playing with some furry vine from off an old tree and I was like HOMIGAWSH YOU WANT TO PUT THAT DOWN THAT IS EITHER POISEN IVY OR POISEN OAK The girl kind of looked surprised cause by now if it was poisen stuffs she had it all over her hands.
And kayla complained about me not knowing anything about the outside life. (I never go outside unless its dark or whatever cause its just ugly when its light and there are no flowers outside.) So late at night around nine o clock after kayla took me out to noodles and company for dinner and some expensive ice cream place for desert,we went back to the girls house and by now those boys were coming home from their day at the skating park. You know those boys I don't know. So they arrived and kayla and stephanie were all giggling and what not, making me run up those wooden smooth stairs with my slippery fuzzy socks on. Stephanie fell on her own stairs.
Anyway they opened a window and asked the boys how they were doing. All excited. -rolls eyes- Those teenage girls and their giggling. So anyway we went outside where the boys were and well I was complaining about how cold it was as they talked about the boys going to the party the night before and getting drunk. They are only fifteen like me and they got drunk.
So later the boys asked me if I wanted to crash at their houses and get drunk with them and kayla. Stephanie couldn't cause her dad is strict. They wanted me to ask my mom to spend the night at kaylas when my mom didn't know kaylas mom, then kayla would ask to spend the night at stephanies, as me and kayla would go over and get DRUNK. Now people I was just restricted for a week over a tiny insult to my dad. What would my parents do if they smelled alcohol and puke on me the next morning? I was like "why don't I just spend the night at your house kayla, and we only drink a little bit tonight?" She was like"its not fun if you don't get drunk, its not like I like the taste of alcohol and my mom would seriously yell at me if she smelled alcohol." I asked her how we would pull it off and here is how it went:
1. ask if I could spend the night at her house as she asked if she could spend the night at stephanies.
2. Go over to the boys house and get drunk, then crash at their house after we did whatever drunks do
3. walk over the highway and what not to get to kaylas house
4. take a shower
5. get a ride from one of other kaylas friends that I don't know
6."safely" get to my house with kaylas friend Frankie and everything would be alright?
I know what your thinking OH EM GEE what!!!
I didn't do it. I think she is mad at me now. I asked kayla how I could take a shower and smell even better cause the beer would be in my clothes. And one of the guys replied "you know just take your shirt off..." Kayla laughed as the guy stuttered and I felt so pressured and weird about the cute one asking for my clothes to be taken off. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE NIGHT THAT I COULD HAVE GIVEN MY VIRGINITY AWAY.
Im so stupid.So anyway, monday I just sat around the house and today I am here!!! YAY!!!!
Did you miss me?
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