Game: retell real events as a fairy tale

[Sukotto]

This "game" may die quickly. or it may not, who knows.
i wrote a story,
it actually wrote itself. i just translated it.



the tale of the journey of Mr Ford, complicit axe murderer

once upon a time back in 1975 Gerald Ford and his friend Henry the K(issinger) took an airplane trip to Asia and the equator in the same place to visit their good friend the luckiest dick-tator Suharto who presided over thousands of islands whose people spoke in over 250 different tongues. he killed many of them.
but that was not enough. Ford's friend thought his islands should be able to speak with more tongues and besides one of his islands didn't look right on a map he thought he'd hint to the audience.
whaaah, wha-wha-wha, wah, whaa.... (mean guitar lick)
Mr Ford & his friend the K consulted, they decided to tell their dick to at
least wait until they got home on the other side of the planet before taking his actions. We know, you "need to move quickly", but please wait until we 'cannot' see it.
So Mr Ford and the K flew home away from Asia and the equator at the same place. Suharto just couldn't wait. Not even for the speakers of the newer tongues to consent. He just went and changed the map on his own for the next 24 years killing 1/3 of the people in that fateful land he named Timor Timur. today know as Timor Leste, better known as East Timor.
Then Mr Ford died, a complicit man. Henry the K became the latest guitar hero hangin' with Colbert and Suharto the "luckiest dictator"
So that is the tale of the journey of Mr Ford, complicit axe murderer.

 

[den4]

Once upon a time the Bush/Blair administrations explained to the whole world that Iraq was going to use its weapons of mass destruction to destroy the middle east. Once upon a time over half the American people believed this. Once upon a time the Republican party had a majority in the Senate and House and had a chance to make some constructive changes for the United States, but decided to support major corporations that eventually led to the various debacles, like Enron. Once upon a time the media was a trusted source of news and real information. End of this fractured fairy tale.