Every Common Question on Japan ANSWERED!

[taeter_tot]

I take your list as sarcasm.some listings nowhere near the truth lol

 

[Emoni]

Sarcasm?! Why this thread is a 100% pure pulsating bile-like chunk of TRUTH and EDUCATION!

Don't believe me? Listen to these satisfied posters.

them's the rules, learn them well!

Don't forget all young J-males with too much time on their hands and Daddy's fat allowance are secretly underground Drift Kings and Hashiriya. Nice thread, lol.

Brava! Brava! Anyone else care to add? This thread should become a massive repository of these types of key & fundamental truths.

This post has even won the "Ewok Stamp of Approval!" How many posts do you see with this award? Very very few...

This thread gets the Ewok Stamp of Approval.

 

[pipokun]

Just bring more data or statistics which supposedly makes your opinions sound more plausible. This is the great difference on sense of humor between American and European, at least, here.

 

[taeter_tot]

Why no mentioning of countless locally produced TV dramas often have the Japanese leading female role goes man madness over Japanese guys,this answered one of common Q's

 

[Mrjones]

I find it funny when people but things in their posts what has nothing do with anyting. There really is nothing to discuss here. excpet if you wanna live in lie.

 

[Iron Chef]

Considering the recent posting of some threads ala the likes of pinson27, the "I want my cake and my katana too", and other cerebral heavyweights, this is just a bit of sarcasm for those who can appreciate it.

 

[nice gaijin]

I'm running out of fingers, from bumping into people on the train I wish there were a better way, but here, there's only the JAPANESE way.

 

[ArmandV]

ArmandV How could you? How could you? I'm deeply hurt, and the fact you tried to bar the outlet of knowledge about Japan when others are trying to learn...
Unforgivable!

Why, you ask? For a simple good reason. As knowledge is power, I prefer to keep the powerless ignorant so that they can be easily conquered and their intestines fed to hungry curs in Ho Chi Minh City! That's why!

 

[Emoni]

Why, you ask? For a simple good reason. As knowledge is power, I prefer to keep the powerless ignorant so that they can be easily conquered and their intestines fed to hungry curs in Ho Chi Minh City! That's why!

I knew there was a communist spy somewhere on this board... Unlike Japanese, Americans can SMELL communism!

 

[loquela]

I'm Gobsmacked

I hope most of this was highly sarcastic, because there isn't many are completely false :
The others on the contrary are as obvious as saying that the sky is blue :

Maciamo, I posted quite a mean retort to your post of forty reasons why Japanese are superficial. Your response to this post here leaves me speechless.

Emoni, you have hit the nail on the head! Informative, impartial, erudite! Well done sir. You deserve an medal for your contribution to the public world understanding of the Japanese mind. I salute you.

 

[Damicci]

Nice! I thought this was serious until I read #2
lmao @ "Bedtime"

 

[chickie]

"Sailor Moon is my first and favourite anime. I know it throughout.
I always wondered if Takeuchi Naoko was a lesbian... "
if she doesnt have gaijin boyfriend she must be.

It might disappoint you but..she is married! :haihai:

 

[doinkies]

Yeah, she's married to fellow mangaka Togashi Yoshihiro, and they have a son...

 

[Glenn]

It might disappoint you but..she is married! :haihai:

But ﾂ渉ｬﾂ青ｼﾂ真窶愿樞?敕ｼ is still available, right?

 

[chickie]

Yeah, she's married to fellow mangaka Togashi Yoshihiro, and they have a son...

I didn't know they have a son. I bet they're extremely wealthy!

But ﾂ渉ｬﾂ青ｼﾂ真窶愿樞?敕ｼ is still available, right?

I guess so..if she's "not interested in foreign men!

 

[Glenn]

[Cartman voice]Awesome[/Cartman voice]

But, what do you mean by "if she's not interested in foreign men?" If she's interested in foreign men then she's automatically not available? If that's the case, then I retract my "awesome."

 

[chickie]

[Cartman voice]Awesome[/Cartman voice]
But, what do you mean by "if she's not interested in foreign men?" If she's interested in foreign men then she's automatically not available? If that's the case, then I retract my "awesome."

Sorry, I wrote the opposite of what I meant
I wanted to write "if she's interested in foreign men"...

-Japanese women who are not interested in foreign men are lesbians 90% of the time. 50% of these women are not aware of this yet because of the constraints society puts on them to conform.

 

[extricate]

roflcopter roflmao
great list bro, hilarious. People gotta realize things aren't like what they hear.


I do second that Americans can smell communism, that is 100% true.

 

[Glenn]

Sorry, I wrote the opposite of what I meant
I wanted to write "if she's interested in foreign men"...

I see. So she is still available. [Cartman voice]Awesome[/Cartman voice].

 

[Kyoko_desu]

I see. So she is still available. [Cartman voice]Awesome[/Cartman voice].

[Sadako voice]I'm telling on your girlfriend, Glenn.[/Sadako voice]

 

[JerseyBoy]

Nice "entertaining" post. Like Letterman's top 10 (except for the low end humor of this OP).

 

[Davey]

Nice post, how ever I would love to see some translations with the Kanji and kana so that everyone can participate in this thread.

 

[Glenn]

[Sadako voice]I'm telling on your girlfriend, Glenn.[/Sadako voice]

Too late; she already knows.

 

[Emoni]

Nice post, how ever I would love to see some translations with the Kanji and kana so that everyone can participate in this thread.

I've got an even better idea This will work for anyone wanting to be able to further understand Japanese culture.

1) Download the Firefox web browser.
Firefox - Protect your life online with privacy-first products

2) Download Rikaichan, as well as the dictionary file for the terms.
http://rikaichan.mozdev.org/installation.html

3) Install, go to a site with Japanese, toggle Rikaichan on, and move cursor over the word.

You'll then be able to read my glorious exposé on Japanese culture!