Emoni
先輩
- 20 Sep 2003
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I have posted on this forum for some time and have noticed many reoccurring subjects by posters. Thus, as a service to everyone on JREF I wanted to make a thread that would quickly answer the most obvious and basic issues related to Japan in order to keep the board clear of repeat posts and make life easier for everyone!
Without further ado, I present:
The Ultimate Guide to Facts on Japan!
-US has culture. Japan has "文化"
-While the US has a college system with classes, Japan has "寝る時間"
-In Japan the police are weak and should be ignored, even taunted. They can't hurt you and are expendable drones.
-US has gang and crime problems. Japan does not because Japan has "忍者"
-Unlike the police, any suspected Yakuza shouldn't be ignored. However, it is cool to start a fight with them as you are guaranteed to win and you are cleaning up society.
-Japanese women are ALL HOT.
-Japanese men are ALL HOT, except businessmen who are older than 25 and not like young Yazuka bosses.
-All Japanese women want to escape the confinements of a relationships with Japanese men and want relationships with foreigners, even if just for a night of cheap sex.
-Japanese women who are not interested in foreign men are lesbians 90% of the time. 50% of these women are not aware of this yet because of the constraints society puts on them to conform.
-In the United States the main languages English and Spanish. Japan has "日本語" and "国語"
-Japan does not understand American values, and if they did they would change.
-Yes, sex in Japan is EXACTLY like you read about!
-US has gambling which is very bad. Japan does not have any gambling,
it has "パチンコ" and "スロット"
-Akihabara is the main source of modern culture and society in Japan.
-Unlike television in America, you can gain a great deal of knowledge about Japan through television and Anime. Around 80% of what is seen in Anime is accurate.
-US, you bathe inside a lousy American bathtub. Japan, you bathe in a "ソープランド"
-Japanese people are polite, and always laugh WITH you and never AT you.
-It is perfectly ok to carry a sword in Japan if you know what you are doing and dress in full gear. The police may come to talk to you, but only to verify your skills, after a simple display they will let you go.
-US has no sense of morals. Japan has "武士道" "
-Speaking English instantly gets you a job in Japan.
-With a college degree you can work at a high school. Thus you can date all the guys/girls there.
-Japanese adolescents are born with a sense of fashion. It is a simple fact that their experience and intelligence is far above any one else's on the subject of what to wear.
-Wearing Japanese traditional clothes makes you look almost like a native Japanese, thus you will be accepted in society.
-Unlike the US, the Japanese have "指導要領" so their education system is far superior.
-Japanese no longer have a rising population because they only have sex to pass the time between classes. They want to have gaijin babies so they will wait for a foreigner mate.
-Japanese people are better than other Asian's thus are naturally racist against China, Koreans, and other Asians.
-Japan has no ethnic groups, they are one nation and there are only two groups in Japan, Japanese and illegal immigrant spies.
-Unlike the United States where a multitude of languages exists, the Japanese language is pure and not influenced or dirtied by other languages.
-You do not need to know Japanese to live in Japan, and everyone knows English. Kanji is absolutely optional if you do choose to learn.
-Being rude in the United States will get you in to trouble. In Japan it is "かっこいい" and will get you chicks.
-Unlike the United States, Japan has a deep understanding of its own history, world history, and events.
-Cosplay is normal in Japan and shows a strong sense of fashion.
-Japanese people are very giving and love company, unless they say no directly, you are not imposing.
-Everyone knows about Anime and J-Rock, and it is the cornerstone of Japanese modern society. Just like Battle Royale.
-Anything you can't do it in the United States, you CAN do it in Japan.
I hope that this helps answer most of the basic questions and saves many people from having to post threads on these topics. Feel free to add any missing common questions and answers! Thank you for reading and helping to clean up the board!
Without further ado, I present:
The Ultimate Guide to Facts on Japan!
-US has culture. Japan has "文化"
-While the US has a college system with classes, Japan has "寝る時間"
-In Japan the police are weak and should be ignored, even taunted. They can't hurt you and are expendable drones.
-US has gang and crime problems. Japan does not because Japan has "忍者"
-Unlike the police, any suspected Yakuza shouldn't be ignored. However, it is cool to start a fight with them as you are guaranteed to win and you are cleaning up society.
-Japanese women are ALL HOT.
-Japanese men are ALL HOT, except businessmen who are older than 25 and not like young Yazuka bosses.
-All Japanese women want to escape the confinements of a relationships with Japanese men and want relationships with foreigners, even if just for a night of cheap sex.
-Japanese women who are not interested in foreign men are lesbians 90% of the time. 50% of these women are not aware of this yet because of the constraints society puts on them to conform.
-In the United States the main languages English and Spanish. Japan has "日本語" and "国語"
-Japan does not understand American values, and if they did they would change.
-Yes, sex in Japan is EXACTLY like you read about!
-US has gambling which is very bad. Japan does not have any gambling,
it has "パチンコ" and "スロット"
-Akihabara is the main source of modern culture and society in Japan.
-Unlike television in America, you can gain a great deal of knowledge about Japan through television and Anime. Around 80% of what is seen in Anime is accurate.
-US, you bathe inside a lousy American bathtub. Japan, you bathe in a "ソープランド"
-Japanese people are polite, and always laugh WITH you and never AT you.
-It is perfectly ok to carry a sword in Japan if you know what you are doing and dress in full gear. The police may come to talk to you, but only to verify your skills, after a simple display they will let you go.
-US has no sense of morals. Japan has "武士道" "
-Speaking English instantly gets you a job in Japan.
-With a college degree you can work at a high school. Thus you can date all the guys/girls there.
-Japanese adolescents are born with a sense of fashion. It is a simple fact that their experience and intelligence is far above any one else's on the subject of what to wear.
-Wearing Japanese traditional clothes makes you look almost like a native Japanese, thus you will be accepted in society.
-Unlike the US, the Japanese have "指導要領" so their education system is far superior.
-Japanese no longer have a rising population because they only have sex to pass the time between classes. They want to have gaijin babies so they will wait for a foreigner mate.
-Japanese people are better than other Asian's thus are naturally racist against China, Koreans, and other Asians.
-Japan has no ethnic groups, they are one nation and there are only two groups in Japan, Japanese and illegal immigrant spies.
-Unlike the United States where a multitude of languages exists, the Japanese language is pure and not influenced or dirtied by other languages.
-You do not need to know Japanese to live in Japan, and everyone knows English. Kanji is absolutely optional if you do choose to learn.
-Being rude in the United States will get you in to trouble. In Japan it is "かっこいい" and will get you chicks.
-Unlike the United States, Japan has a deep understanding of its own history, world history, and events.
-Cosplay is normal in Japan and shows a strong sense of fashion.
-Japanese people are very giving and love company, unless they say no directly, you are not imposing.
-Everyone knows about Anime and J-Rock, and it is the cornerstone of Japanese modern society. Just like Battle Royale.
-Anything you can't do it in the United States, you CAN do it in Japan.
I hope that this helps answer most of the basic questions and saves many people from having to post threads on these topics. Feel free to add any missing common questions and answers! Thank you for reading and helping to clean up the board!
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How could you? How could you? I'm deeply hurt, and the fact you tried to bar the outlet of knowledge about Japan when others are trying to learn...
