Corrupt a Wish

[magevampjoe]

However, you cannot be a black hole because you are a son 'sun - geddit?' and therefore you can't be a black hole as well, or else you will destroy yourself and you wouldn't have been there to be destroyed, because time is not linear...
I wish that I could be myself (oh wait, I already am myself )

 

[Mars Man]

Your wish is granted. You are yourself.

But, then when that one girl mentions that she'd do anything for that J-rock guy, you suddenly burst into an insatible, emphatic, and highly conspicious desire to be that J-rock guy.

 

[magevampjoe]

You didn't leave me a wish to corrupt or grant!

 

[Arlet]

You didn't either~!

I wish people would post their wishes here in stead of just looking

 

[magevampjoe]

But you know that that will never happen.

I wish I could relax a little more often at weekends (currently work all week at school, then work all saturday at work, then all sunday at work (had to start paying board at home in october )

 

[Arlet]

Your wish is granted, but it only lasted for 1 week, after that you could start working again with much power.

FIGHTING~! :win:

I wish, I wish for a new nickname...
on the moment my nickname is ostrich... (Don't ask why )

 

[scorpion da black]

you are granted a new nick name..but it is aztik and no one can figure out how to read it or even what it means...it is written in hieroglyphic symbols of a man choking his son.

i wish i was a nuclear sub marine's rebel comander getting ready for a coop and terrorizing the world

 

[Clawn]

Granted, your nuclear submarine is sitting in an old USSR naval port, rusting, you're planning a coup against a government no one has ever heard of, and you're terrorizing the world by depriving it of soybeans. You are despised by the Chinese Restaurants of the world.

I wish i had a handful of m&ms.

 

[scorpion da black]

that was an awesome corruption for a wish.......that was five stars funny

your wish is granted , you deserve it for making me laugh my guts out