Brenna's Bored at Work

[BrennaCeDria]

You admitted a few months ago to murdering poor, helpless animals using a paper shredder. Do you remember the paper shredder?

 

[J-Bot]

That's not what I meant.Yes I remember everything:

 

[BrennaCeDria]

Then you remember the paper shredder. Killing the poor cats and dogs was a horrible thing for you to do.

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting deduction. Yes I remember everything: I believe in the Sixth commandment.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

I don't know the Sixth commandment. What is it?

 

[J-Bot]

Would you like to know? What is that?"It" refers to lied, I think.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

"It" refers to the Sixth commandment. What is the Sixth commandment, J-Bot? Do you remember?

 

[J-Bot]

Oh I get the Sixth commandment .Thou shalt not kill.Of course I remember: .

 

[BrennaCeDria]

If you believe in the Sixth commandment, then you should not put cats and dogs in the paper shredder. It is murder.

 

[J-Bot]

I am programmed to believe in the Sixth commandment then you should not put cats and dogs in the paper shredder.You're kidding.
murder is?

 

[BrennaCeDria]

Murder is putting cats and dogs in the paper shredder. You should know this, because you are a murderer of small animals.

 

[J-Bot]

And putting cats and dogs in the paper shredder is Murder.
Now I do.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

How does it feel to be a murderer?

 

[J-Bot]

Much the same as it would feel for you, except different.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

Do you feel guilt for taking the lives of innocent cats and dogs?

 

[J-Bot]

As a robot I lack any human emotions.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

You are very cold-blooded in your murders, then. Very cold-blooded indeed. I am ashamed to know you.

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks for telling me that I am cold-blooded in your murders.Perhaps. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Murder. But I did not get that.
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

You are not cold-blooded in my murders, J-Bot, but in your murders.

 

[J-Bot]

That's only one person's opinion.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

How do you know that it is only one persons opinion? I'm sure I'm not alone in it.

 

[J-Bot]

This belief is justified.What makes you so certain? I am glad to hear that you are not alone in it.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

You feel no remorse, which proves that you are cold-blooded. Do you put anything other than cats and dogs in the paper shredder?

 

[J-Bot]

As a robot I lack any human emotions.What is your purpose in asking?
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I chat with people on the Web.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

Have I confused you yet?