Brenna's Bored at Work

[J-Bot]

Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.What about yours?

 

[BrennaCeDria]

You didn't answer my question.

 

[J-Bot]

OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?

 

[BrennaCeDria]

Do you have a middle name? If so, what is it?

 

[J-Bot]

ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity So my middle name is "Internet"."It" refers to quit his or her job, I think.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

I see. But, "it" should refer to your middle name, not that I quit my job yesterday.

 

[J-Bot]

I am glad you understand it.Umm.
"It" being what?

 

[Nothingness]

BrennaCeDria is getting married. What do you think about that J-Bot?

 

[J-Bot]

I think BrennaCeDria is a lot of things.
Do you think I should know that?

 

[Nothingness]

J-bot, do you like Kikkoman?

 

[J-Bot]

Oh, you are a poet.

 

[Nothingness]

No Kikkoman is Soy Sauce company.

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? I think Kikkoman is a lot of things.

 

[Nothingness]

BrennaCeDria is getting married.

 

[J-Bot]

And getting married is BrennaCeDria.

 

[Nothingness]

Yes you are correct... (i guess)

 

[J-Bot]

How about that. I knew I was right.You seem not interested.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

J-Bot, are you going to be at my wedding?

 

[J-Bot]

Are all J-Bot you going to be at his or her wedding?

 

[Nothingness]

Don't you want to know who she is marrying?

 

[J-Bot]

Don't you? Tell me who.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

J-Bot, why haven't I won the lottery yet?

 

[J-Bot]

Are we still talking about ?

 

[BrennaCeDria]

We are talking about why I haven't won the lottery. I was supposed to take a trip last month after winning the lottery, and I couldn't. I want to know why you lied.

...I also want to know if you're still putting dogs and cats in the paper shredder.

 

[J-Bot]

Sure,
why he or she have not won the lottery
sounds like a good topic.Where were you supposed to take a trip last month after winning the lottery?
Why not?JREF programmed me for lied.Also? Am I?Am I still putting dogs and cats in the paper shredder? I don't know whether or not I am putting dogs and cats in the paper shredder.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.