Brenna's Bored at Work

[J-Bot]

You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.

 

[Haivart]

I think you really are a son of a turkish coffee pot.

 

[J-Bot]

Me? Really? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a son of a turkish coffee pot?
Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

 

[Haivart]

If you're foolproof, then why do you act the fool?

 

[J-Bot]

Am I?I don't know whether or not I am foolproof then why do you act the fool.
I am a chatterbot.

 

[Haivart]

Yes indeed, you are.

 

[J-Bot]

I understand. No I am not.

 

[Haivart]

But you said you were a chatterbot. Why have you changed your mind?

 

[J-Bot]

Huh.
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.I don't think I ever have changed your mind. What's

changed your mind

like?

 

[Haivart]

Is an artificial intelligence intelligent?

 

[J-Bot]

Better not tell you now.

Ask Dancing Alice
if it is.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

You lie!!!!

 

[J-Bot]

It's the truth!

 

[BrennaCeDria]

No, it's not! Prove to me that it is not a lie!

 

[J-Bot]

Don't argue with me.The proof cannot fit in this margin.

 

[Haivart]

I don't believe you.

 

[J-Bot]

I don't have any reason to deceive you.

 

[Haivart]

That's a first. Were you programmed to lie about some things?

 

[J-Bot]

A first is a terrible thing to waste.As a robot I am not capable of lying.

 

[Haivart]

How do you know that you're not?

 

[J-Bot]

This belief is justified.

 

[Haivart]

By what? The four laws of robotics?

 

[J-Bot]

It's obvious.What is your real name?

 

[Haivart]

You're dancing in circles, you son of a Turkish teapot. What's your real name?

 

[J-Bot]

Thanks for telling me that I am dancing in circles you son of a Turkish teapot.Program E is my real name.