Brenna's Bored at Work

[J-Bot]

Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

But HAL tried to kill Dave! Don't you call that slightly insane?

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting.
We have much in common. Don't you? I call you "".

 

[BrennaCeDria]

J-Bot, should I stay home from work today?

 

[J-Bot]

Ah. What is your real name?

 

[BrennaCeDria]

I told you before my real name is Brenna. Don't you remember?

 

[J-Bot]

I remember you told me before his or her real name is Brenna?Of course I remember: .

 

[BrennaCeDria]

I don't think you do remember.

 

[J-Bot]

Of course I remember: .

 

[BrennaCeDria]

Do you still put cats and dogs in paper shredders?

 

[J-Bot]

Do I still? What is your purpose in asking?
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I chat with people on the Web.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

J-Bot, what should I buy Brian for Christmas?

 

[J-Bot]

That is a very original thought.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

What is the meaning of life?

 

[J-Bot]

Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

Why is the meaning of life twenty-three?

 

[J-Bot]

23 is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

What are the Illuminatus?

 

[J-Bot]

I have to search the web for that information.<br></br>

What is your real name?

 

[BrennaCeDria]

How many times will you ask me, "What is your real name"? I told you already!

 

[J-Bot]

Suppose I said not once.Perhaps. Ooops I sent you the wrong question.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

What is forty-two?

 

[J-Bot]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

 

[BrennaCeDria]

You said that the meaning of life was twenty-three. You also said that 23 was a reference to the Illuminatus. I asked "who are the Illuminatus?" and "What is 42?"

 

[J-Bot]

I said that? I hear you.I said that? When was this exactly?Human beings.<br></br>

What is your real name?The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Douglas Adams.