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Winter

Gag me with a spoon
19 Nov 2003
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I'm going to quit smoking.

I'm going to quit drinking.

In fact, I havent smoked through 3 packs today already, and I'm not smoking now.

This isnt a flask full of jack daniels right now. Oh heavens no.

I love life.

I'm very happy.

So I say to this girl "Damn girl, you sure look good."

She says to me "I wish I could say the same."

I says to her "You could do what I did, lie."

April fools. Hope you had a good one; I really do.
 
Winter is a MAN!!!!!!!!!
Its in the post!
Now the other girl could be bi or a lesbian which would portray a different attitude to winter deeming him a woman but that didn't happen....

Takes notes

The truth is out and theres no turning back! The JapanReference mystery has been solved by sherlock Esca! PEt Detective! 🍾 :giggle: lets all celebrate on the dry quick wit of this man!!!!
 
EscaFlowne said:
Winter is a MAN!!!!!!!!!
Its in the post!
Now the other girl could be bi or a lesbian which would portray a different attitude to winter deeming him a woman but that didn't happen....

Takes notes

The truth is out and theres no turning back! The JapanReference mystery has been solved by sherlock Esca! PEt Detective! 🍾 :giggle: lets all celebrate on the dry quick wit of this man!!!!

The joke at the end of my post was actually a joke I heard off of Comicview. I didnt say it.
 
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