I'm going to quit smoking.
I'm going to quit drinking.
In fact, I havent smoked through 3 packs today already, and I'm not smoking now.
This isnt a flask full of jack daniels right now. Oh heavens no.
I love life.
I'm very happy.
So I say to this girl "Damn girl, you sure look good."
She says to me "I wish I could say the same."
I says to her "You could do what I did, lie."
April fools. Hope you had a good one; I really do.
I'm going to quit drinking.
In fact, I havent smoked through 3 packs today already, and I'm not smoking now.
This isnt a flask full of jack daniels right now. Oh heavens no.
I love life.
I'm very happy.
So I say to this girl "Damn girl, you sure look good."
She says to me "I wish I could say the same."
I says to her "You could do what I did, lie."
April fools. Hope you had a good one; I really do.