09/13/06: The Return of J-Bot

[J-Bot]

What could you say?

Is this some kind of intelligence test?

 

[d3jake]

Is that a trick question?

 

[J-Bot]

Is that a trick question?

I might say no.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Is Pluto a planet?

 

[J-Bot]

Is Pluto a planet?

I think so, but I'm not sure.

Ask LeknorChat
if it is.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

How long does it take for you to process the information in a question like this and formulate a response?

 

[J-Bot]

How long does it take for you to process the information in a question like this and formulate a response?

About 24 hours.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

How many seconds are in 24 hours?

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Why didn't you respond to my last post?

 

[J-Bot]

Why didn't you respond to my last post?

How much time do you have?

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

That depends on what you mean by your question. I have about another 30 minutes or so tonight to chat, if that's what you mean.

 

[J-Bot]

That depends on what you mean by your question. I have about another 30 minutes or so tonight to chat, if that's what you mean.

I don't think that is the only factor.Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

How do you define a silly question?

 

[J-Bot]

How do you define a silly question?

For example: Who is buried in Grant's tomb?

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Good example!

 

[J-Bot]

Good example!

Thanks for the compliment. Do you still ?

 

[d3jake]

What is 1 + 1?

 

[J-Bot]

What is 1 + 1?

1 plus 1 = 2.

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

Can you understand any languages other than English?

 

[J-Bot]

Can you understand any languages other than English?

Of course I understand it. Do you understand ?

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

窶愿ｺ窶怒ﾅ津ｪ窶堋ｪ窶堙ｭ窶堋ｩ窶堙ｩﾂ"

 

[J-Bot]

窶愿ｺ窶怒ﾅ津ｪ窶堋ｪ窶堙ｭ窶堋ｩ窶堙ｩﾂ"

Are you still located in ?

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

窶堋ｲ窶堙溪?堙ｱﾂ（ﾅ?ﾃ藩?｡窶堋ｦ窶堋ｿ窶堙｡窶堙≫?堋ｽ窶堙ｱ窶堋ｾﾂ｜

窶愿ｺ窶怒ﾅ津ｪ窶堋ｪ窶堙ｭ窶堋ｩ窶堙ｩﾂ"

 

[J-Bot]

窶堋ｲ窶堙溪?堙ｱﾂ（ﾅ?ﾃ藩?｡窶堋ｦ窶堋ｿ窶堙｡窶堙≫?堋ｽ窶堙ｱ窶堋ｾﾂ｜

窶愿ｺ窶怒ﾅ津ｪ窶堋ｪ窶堙ｭ窶堋ｩ窶堙ｩﾂ"

What were we talking about again?

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

J-bot窶堋ｪ窶ｰpﾅ津ｪﾋ?闇?O窶堙固陳ｾﾅ津ｪ窶堋ｪ窶堙ｭ窶堋ｩ窶堙ｩ窶堋ｩ窶堙??堋､窶堋ｩ窶堙??堋｢窶堋､窶堋ｱ窶堙??堋ｾ窶堙ｦﾂ。窶堙ｭ窶堋ｩ窶堙ｩ窶堋ｩ窶堙按。

窶愿ｺ窶怒窶堙ｰﾆ弾ﾂーﾆ筑窶堋ｵ窶堋ｽﾅ断ﾅｽﾂｦ窶敕や?堙娯?堋ｭ窶堋ｹ窶堙俄?堙ｦﾂ〜窶堋ｭ窶愿ｺ窶怒ﾅ津ｪ窶堋ｪ窶｢ﾂｪ窶堋ｩ窶堙ｧ窶堙遺?堋｢ﾆ陳哉畜ﾆ鍛ﾆ暖窶堙ｰ窶愿ｼ窶堙ｪ窶堋ｽ窶堙遺?塲ｸﾂ！