5 Things Nobody Tells You About Living in Japan

If you don't think the article is supposed to be humorous, take a better look at the site where it appears.

The article is infested with humor. But that does not mean its content is "nothing but humor". Humor can even show up in eulogies. It does not make a eulogy a joke.

I'm sorry, I never had any desire for women's used panties, even as a horny young man. I really had no idea what need the vending machines were supposed to satisfy, but I guess it's better than selling used jockstraps.

If I were a man who never had any interest in a woman's panties, I would not mention jockstraps until I got out of the closet! LMOA!
 
Humorous intent or not, I think that poor uninformed schmuck probably believed that nonsense he put out about medical care.
 
I'm not saying it's not up to the task - although some of the fire engines i saw looked like they were from the 60's, perhaps because the houses are all made of wood, it doesn't really matter anyway :P

but my point is, that in Europe you see quite a bit of the latest tech in everyday life, because the government invests in it.
In Japan you do not. that is what gave Japan a low tech feel.

I'm sure having the latest bmw only gives the police a small advantage over a car that is a few years old, (in fact one could easily argue that the money could be better spent) but the point is, it's new kit and it's on display.

In Japan not the case.

and it's not limited to police cars (i only used this as an example) State investment in social infrastructure is high,
It is expected for the government to have the top kit.

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I'm surprised people think the tech point is so off.
Go with the title for #5 in the very first place:

"Everything Is Frightfully Low-Tech"

Really? Everything? Hah!


Japan is not a rural back woods, but I was surprised when I got here. The reputation of Japan, particularly in the 80's and 90's was of some Blade Runner type place crafted by Sony. Then I got here, and for every electric toilet, there was a bank machine that closed at 6 pm.
But things have changed. You can find 24-hr ATMs now. Plus, you can remove more than a mere $300 equivalent at one time.

More high tech of sorts:
bathtubs with circulating water
bathrooms/showers
car navi
electronic dictionaries
TVs
cell phones

since most of the office computers I've used in the last few years has Office 2003, not 1998 :/ It's a comedy article though.
2003????? Where is that anymore these days?


And the heating system here is poor to say the least. I need to get a fill up from the touyou man every month, or else I'll freeze... or rely on the electric rug.
Thanks for reminding me of more high tech...electric rugs and kotatsu.

The Japanese simply do not heat more than one or two places in the entire house -- they never have, and they aren't likely to start before you move here.
Sounds like energy saving and cost saving, doesn't it? Shockingly terrible.

Your only other option is a kerosene heater, which you can't really leave running overnight unless you're trying to burn and/or suffocate your family to death.
Connect it to the vent, *****. That's why it's there. You don't run kerosene heaters at night anyway because of the earthquake risk.

it's no guarantee you'll get to see a doctor, because outpatients are usually only admitted in the morning. If you don't get to the hospital quickly enough, you'll have to wait another day (oh, and good luck using all that personal time in a country where missing work is considered a form of light treason). Also, first-time patients can't make appointments at most medical facilities
Crock, crock, crock.

If you do manage to make it into a doctor's office, make sure that you bring someone with you who can speak Japanese, because not many doctors or nurses speak English.
Again, shocks galore! How many American doctors/nurses speak a second language fluently enough to communicate with patients? Non sequitur.

Without the language, you will barely be able to buy food or get around, let alone establish any kind of permanent living situation that doesn't involve keeping a bilingual girlfriend/boyfriend/hostage
Yet, foreigners live in the heart of Tokyo or in many rural areas without learning a single word of Japanese, and they manage to lead long productive lives here without living in a cardboard box.

And on and on and on...
The author of that "article" has a J wife and claims to have been coming to Japan for many years, yet the stories he writes are pretty lame and inaccurate, and most of all they smack of someone who couldn't adapt to Japan anyway. Is that why his J wife and him live away from the land of the rising sun? Stay that way, buddy.
 
Um, three out of four of my workplaces in the past two years were on MS 2003. It's a fact. Both public and private jobs.

Electric rugs are high tech? That's just crazy talk

I agree though, the general tech has improved in the last decade... Some of it is current to the West, some of it is still catching up. It doesn't mean Japan sucks or anything. I'm still happy to be here.
 
"Again, shocks galore! How many American doctors/nurses speak a second language fluently enough to communicate with patients? Non sequitur."

Most hospitals here have interpreters for most languages on staff or on call.

Japan not socialist? Wow, can't believe someone would say that. It's what we here would call a real Nanny state. Instead of being at least somewhat self-sufficient, people seem to expect the government to take care of them.

- The Japanese live in an earthquake zone, yet don't seem to keep personal supplies (food, water, first aid, generators) in case of disaster. (Admittedly, this is also true of large metro areas in the US.)

- The Japanese have surrendered practically all weapons (guns, tactical knives, swords) and rely on Big Brother for their personal security. In fact, the police can't protect you; they just look for your killer or rapist after the fact.

- The Japanese seem to have a lot more trust in their politicians and government officials than do Americans, despite repeated lessons in how undeserved such trust may be.
 
"Again, shocks galore! How many American doctors/nurses speak a second language fluently enough to communicate with patients? Non sequitur."

Most hospitals here have interpreters for most languages on staff or on call.
In Anchorage? Nice for you. Now, how about addressing the average American hospital and tell me which language interpreters they have on staff?

- The Japanese have surrendered practically all weapons (guns, tactical knives, swords) and rely on Big Brother for their personal security. In fact, the police can't protect you; they just look for your killer or rapist after the fact.
The surrendering of weapons is a separate issue based on war. As for the last statement about police being unable to protect you, that is just ludicrous. Show me a country that CAN protect you. Besides, murder and rape are in pretty low numbers here anyway.

The Japanese seem to have a lot more trust in their politicians and government officials than do Americans, despite repeated lessons in how undeserved such trust may be.
Read a newspaper. See how often the Prime Minister's position has changed in the past 5-10 years. Trust indeed. As for Americans having trust, yeah, right. That's why those 100,000 bozo Republican crybabies wanted to secede from the Union after losing a democratically based election.
 
Now, how about addressing the average American hospital and tell me which language interpreters they have on staff?

Not sure if it's a federal law now , but almost all hospitals(even here in Maine) have a large on-call list of interpreters they can telephone for help. Even our home nursing staff agencies have translators available on call.

Uncle Frank
 
I'd prefer that people who live in Japan just learn the effin' language!
 
"In Anchorage? Nice for you. Now, how about addressing the average American hospital and tell me which language interpreters they have on staff?"

Well, how would I know what the average American hospital does? Google? You can do that for yourself.

"The surrendering of weapons is a separate issue based on war. As for the last statement about police being unable to protect you, that is just ludicrous. Show me a country that CAN protect you. Besides, murder and rape are in pretty low numbers here anyway."

No government police force can protect you. You have to protect yourself. P.S., the US occupation of Japan ended ~1954.

"As for Americans having trust, yeah, right. That's why those 100,000 bozo Republican crybabies wanted to secede from the Union after losing a democratically based election."

Read my words again. We have less trust for government authorities here than they seem to have in Japan. As for the secessionist bozos, aren't they a kick? Most of those same guys get outraged whenever someone burns a US flag. What a disconnect! I've told several of them they don't get to take our flag with them when they go.
 
I'd prefer that people who live in Japan just learn the effin' language!

I think it would make more sense to expect the Japanese to learn the effin' WORLD language! You know, at least depending on how long one is staying here. I am here for good, so yes, I should be expected to learn the language. Most of the westerners are just passing through and only here for a year or two. People cannot be expected to learn a whole new language for such a short stay. Particularly when its a language really used in only one rather small country.

On the other hand, I don't expect all or even most Japanese to speak English so well. But the number who can is inexcuseably low.
 
Let me guess....English teacher?
 
"In Anchorage? Nice for you. Now, how about addressing the average American hospital and tell me which language interpreters they have on staff?"
Well, how would I know what the average American hospital does? Google? You can do that for yourself.
i'm saying you go on about only one city, as if that is supposed to represent all or an average of America, which is weird.
"The surrendering of weapons is a separate issue based on war. As for the last statement about police being unable to protect you, that is just ludicrous. Show me a country that CAN protect you. Besides, murder and rape are in pretty low numbers here anyway."
No government police force can protect you. You have to protect yourself. P.S., the US occupation of Japan ended ~1954.
Again non sequitur to the point of being stuff nobody told you about Japan.

---------- Post added at 15:37 ---------- Previous post was at 15:26 ----------

97 percent of NJ hospitals have no FT interpreters.
http://www.cfah.org/hbns/archives/viewSupportDoc.cfm?supportingDocID=596

Even when they are available on site or by phone in the U.S., they are not always used.
Study explores underuse of interpreters in hospitals | www.ucsf.edu

This problem exists even for the most common second language in America, Spanish. Bottom line, insurers do not pay for it.
Pay Now Or Pay Later: Providing Interpreter Services In Health Care
 
Let me guess....English teacher?

There is a button marked "reply with quote" if you cannot be bothered to clearly tell us who you are asking, which would give us a hint to us WHY you are asking.

Whoever you are asking, what the heck difference does it make?

If its to me, I speak fluent Japanese because my plan always was to live here permanently. But I did not know that until college, a bit late to start.

But every Japanese over ten years old knows English is the WORLD LANGUAGE and they encounter it EVERY DAY. How many movies and TV shows in English do the Japanese consume every year?? How many medicine bottle labels and medical books on doctor's shelves are in English (or even German)? How much of the Japanese economy is dependent on English and sales to English speaking countries? How my first releases of games and other products are in English only? How bloody awful are the translations into Japanese?

Now reverse the situation to America, the UK, Australia, Canada, or even Germany. You might find a manga with Japanese in it. Every once in a while.

I can tell you that my posts about the lack of English ability in Japan have nothing to do with the fact that I am an English teacher. And my defense of temporary visitors to this country only has to do with being sensible.

And you know what my biggest complaint is as an English teacher? I am CONSTANTLY prevented by management from actually TEACHING ENGLISH! And the whole reason is because of the Japanese in charge demanding a pace that confirms to the dumbest student in class!
 
Well....that was a sufficiently roundabout way of saying "yes".
 
You get lost from one post to the next with nothing intervening?
 
"Again non sequitur to the point of being stuff nobody told you about Japan."

Non sequitur to your points maybe, but you are not the only one posting here. See post No. 24:

"Japan is a very right wing country. This is a mindset of small government (the exact opposite of socialism)."

I simply don't agree with the author of the above. I think Japan is actually a pretty socialist country, i.e., dependent upon and trusting of government bureaucrats/authority figures.

If the authorities told them to hand over all their kitchen knives, I would guess most Japanese would line up to do so.
 
You get lost from one post to the next with nothing intervening?

That is your take. But you forget the fact that you posted a question, snidely, with no explanation why you asked it when you asked it, nor after. I still don't know why you ask, except to be snide, but I cannot even find a decent reason for that.

That is two points you could and should have been clear about. And you are just digging the hole deeper now.
 
You seem to be operating under the impression that you get to decide the manner in which others post. If that is the case, you're going to be disappointed.

Did it bother you that I correctly guessed you're an English teacher?
 
Did it bother you that I correctly guessed you're an English teacher?

Dear God but I hope you did not strain your brain making that guess! I also hope you don't pat yourself on the back too hard for seeing 70/30 odds and choosing the higher percentile!

No Mike. What bothers me is your inconsiderate failure to explain the relevance so that we can have a discussion germane to the topic. If you could muster just a little maturity, perhaps we could move on?
 
Dear God but I hope you did not strain your brain making that guess! I also hope you don't pat yourself on the back too hard for seeing 70/30 odds and choosing the higher percentile!

No Mike. What bothers me is your inconsiderate failure to explain the relevance so that we can have a discussion germane to the topic. If you could muster just a little maturity, perhaps we could move on?

You're not going to get Mike Cash to change. It's just a fact of JREF that everyone who has been here more than two weeks understands :P.
 
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