Ok, so you are obviously confused by the topic of this blog. Well, let me explain! 
So, here I was sitting a bus driving to Tel-Aviv to my friend. And A female sat next to me and she took out a English book. So i asked her in English: Are you from America or England? She replied in English: None of those. I'm Czech.
So we started talking a bit and it came to her asking me: "Are you American?" And i said: "No i'm Israeli." She said: "Bullsh*t! You are American!!! Don't lie!" And then I said: "Look, I have the Israeli passport!" I was a bit shocked when she replied: "Everyone can fake one! C'mon, your American. Don't be shy to admit it!" And I thought to myself: "what?! Are you obsessed with Americans?!" She then asked me: "How's it in United States?" I said: "I don't know." She replied: "Aww... You haven't beent here for so long, uh?" At that moment I tried to switch sits and I went to the last sits in the back of the bus. To my surprise, she followed me to there. I got lucky i had to get off the bus to my station. Before I continued the rest of the day, she shouted "CALL ME!" from the bus window. And I was like: "what? How can I call you if I don't have your number?!" :?
So, tell me, people, friends, JREFers... Am I American?! :?
So, here I was sitting a bus driving to Tel-Aviv to my friend. And A female sat next to me and she took out a English book. So i asked her in English: Are you from America or England? She replied in English: None of those. I'm Czech.
So we started talking a bit and it came to her asking me: "Are you American?" And i said: "No i'm Israeli." She said: "Bullsh*t! You are American!!! Don't lie!" And then I said: "Look, I have the Israeli passport!" I was a bit shocked when she replied: "Everyone can fake one! C'mon, your American. Don't be shy to admit it!" And I thought to myself: "what?! Are you obsessed with Americans?!" She then asked me: "How's it in United States?" I said: "I don't know." She replied: "Aww... You haven't beent here for so long, uh?" At that moment I tried to switch sits and I went to the last sits in the back of the bus. To my surprise, she followed me to there. I got lucky i had to get off the bus to my station. Before I continued the rest of the day, she shouted "CALL ME!" from the bus window. And I was like: "what? How can I call you if I don't have your number?!" :?
So, tell me, people, friends, JREFers... Am I American?! :?
