Lie about the person above

[Flashjeff]

Yo, Mycernius! What's this I hear about you having recently spent quality time in a ski resort hot tub with George Michael, Camilla and Maggie Thatcher? Whoo-hoo! Sounds like a hot foursome to me! I'll bet you had to beat off ol' George with a stick. No, wait, that sounds so wrong....

 

[Mycernius]

I thought you wouldn't notice, as you were having fun with the Clintons and Barbara Bush. Kept telling you to keep it down (the noise! the noise! nothing else)

 

[justin]

Mycernius was banned from visiting Big Ben after he thought it would be a good idea to sing the full soundtrack to Grease backwords on the hour hand at noon. Scottland Yard said, 'We wouldn't have made such a big deal about it, but the moment his pants came off. . . Oh, GOD! We had to take him down. . .'

 

[Flashjeff]

And who was filming Mycernius making a royal fool of himself so it could later be posted on YouTube for the world to see? Why, Justin, dressed as Cobra Commander of course! Scotland Yard locked your *** up too!

 

[Seon-a Kim]

used to be guitar player in the band U2, but had to resign after he decided to go to Africa to work for Amnesty International to go and save the elephants.

 

[KAGOME25]

Is a known sex addict And like to streak nude thru the streets of his home town late at night. Can`t stand Ayumi Hamsaki music. Loves to listen to Hillbilly music And thinks JPop is some kind of soft drink! And wishes he was a woman! And once a month he likes to stand on his head and quack like a duck. And his pc is made out of an old cardboard box. Got me pregnant and left me for

<<<<<< This!

*I don`t who to feel sorry for?*

 

[Flashjeff]

Is a known sex addict And like to streak nude thru the streets of his home town late at night. Can`t stand Ayumi Hamsaki music. Loves to listen to Hillbilly music And thinks JPop is some kind of soft drink! And wishes he was a woman! And once a month he likes to stand on his head and quack like a duck. And his pc is made out of an old cardboard box. Got me pregnant and left me for

<<<<<< This!

*I don`t who to feel sorry for?*

Regarding the picture above:

"SWEET BABY JEEEEEEEE-ZUS!!!"

However, I don't feel sorry for you since word around the campfire has it you did the surgery on Jacko, several times! So you're responsible for that creature at large on the world!

 

[Mycernius]

That picture is strangely attractive. I am now worried.

You taught him everything he knows. Don't try shifting the blame

 

[Tetsu]

Mycernius, why put blame on someone else? Weren't you the one who made the same mistike with George bush, by teaching him the SAME things?

 

[Sukotto]

Tetsu is the person feeding Texas state legislator, Warren Chisum, all his information such as: the earth doesn't move.

 

[davetfridge]

Sukotto is the original actor to don the infamous duracell bunny suit, due to his amazing stamina.

 

[Flashjeff]

davetfridge is the only person in Great Britain who prays nightly for The Spice Girls to reunite. Pray for his sanity, folks, because I fear he's lost same!

 

[Mycernius]

Flashjeffs favourite music video is Electric 6s Gaybar. Not for the gay reference, but he has an insane hero worship for Abraham Lincoln. He can be stalking the streets of his city, at night, dressed like the former president, hassling anyone who sounds as if they are from the southern states. This has also left him with a morbid fear of theatres and booths

 

[MRC1]

Mycernius girlfriend is Silver Angle

Mycernius girlfriend is Silver Angle whom I met in 1959 hanging on my Gandmother's Chistmas Tree as Christmas orament, she has some amazing ablities. Silver Angle can shrink her body to any size she wants to or enlarge it. She starred in the movie The Attack of the 50 foot Women in the mid 1950s and later had a bit part in the Funny Company a cartoon show in the 1960's as Shrinking Violet. Who know what she will do next but she is an amazing person. Mycernius sometime has a hard time finding Silver Angle and some times he has a hard time when she is angry with him and grows taller than he is.

 

[davetfridge]

MRC1 can smell colours, but is colourblind so gets red and green mixed up. This leads to trouble when he is at trafficlights and has cause many a near miss!

 

[Scars Unseen]

davetfridge is, in fact, Chuck Norris' secret apprentice. Note the steely eyed stare he has. In fact, he is more commonly known as "Dave the Fearsome Ridge Hand," however due to the constraints of forum naming convention, he was forced to abbreviate upon registration.

 

[justin]

Scars unseen spent six years trying to overthrow the Cuban Government to create The Cigar Cartle. His dreams were crushed when someone told him he frist needed to find Cuba on a map. After that he became a stun double for kermet the frog.

 

[maushan3]

justin is telling the truth.

Mauricio

 

[SushiShin]

Maushan is fired!

Gambatte ne!

 

[Flashjeff]

Herbal was never hired. He considers work beneath him, so he gets by as a street musician playing Village People songs. It's quite a sight, one that gives you bad dreams at night.

 

[made of stone]

In 1993 ex-Python Michael Palin was disqualified from the World Conker Championships for baking his conker and soaking it in vinegar. Inspired by this technique, sadly Flashjeff's attempts to gain an unfair finger advantage at the World Tiddlywinks Cup ended in tears...

He now has no fingers or thumbs, and types his posts with a chopstick taped to each nostril.

 

[Flashjeff]

For your information, sir, I type with my toes. Because I'm so naturally talented, that's quite easy for me. Meanwhile, made of stone is a notorious celebrity stalker, unfortunately the object of his affection is the Queen of England. Every night, he dreams of going to an S & M bar with the old girl who's dressed in a black leather bustier and thigh high boots plus a whip that puts Indiana Jones to shame. And we can all guess who Queenie uses said whip on.

 

[SushiShin]

lol! flashjeff im not hired im the 2nd boss of the group! flashjeff is such a girl that his favourite colour is pink, he likes everything in pink, trousers, hair, furniture etc....(not to mention his underwear)

i wonder if HE isnt turned into pink yet.... (0.0')

 

[Amaya]

Herbal☆ loves to play with barbie dolls. He collected them in a BIG Barbie house. The only thing he don't have is the Barbie car. He is still crying in the corner because they were all sold out. xD

 

[SushiShin]

amaya has seen many rainbows in her life, and on a day she will turn into a rainbow, she wants to be a j-rocker but she can't go further then street musician she wants a autograph of miyavi but all she gets is his tissue were he wiped his nose off.

lol, Gambatte ne!!