手伝いが欲しいです。

[Mirai Naza-kun]

I have 3 questions:

1) Where is the best place online (free) to learn intermediate/advanced Japanese? It should have a quiz section.

2) Below is a conversation in Japanese. It would help a lot if someone would comment on my Japanese. This will be the slosest thing to a quiz that I can get.

天才: 僕は疲れている！ ゾーテイル君、君は？
ゾーテイル:俺？俺は好いんだ。でも。。。お前はサイガーディアンだと言うこと
を信じらなかったんだ。
天才: そうだ。分かる易い。
ゾーテイル:そして、俺は質問があるんだ。それが。。。お前はなぜ地球にいるの
か？
天才: へへ。僕は君に教えれば。。。僕は君を殺すはずだ！
ゾーテイル: あの。。。俺は分かるはずじゃないんだ！
天才:へへへへ。君は直ぐに分かる。

3) Can I change my name on here?

 

[PaulTB]

I have 3 questions:
1) Where is the best place online (free) to learn intermediate/advanced Japanese? It should have a quiz section.

You should make that two separate questions - does it really matter if the quizzes are on a different site to the rest?
Anyway there is a selection of online quizzes linked from this page. Other than that the site JGRAM comes to mind.
P.S. Don't use quote tags around conversation - it disappears when people reply to your message.

 

[Mirai Naza-kun]

You should make that two separate questions - does it really matter if the quizzes are on a different site to the rest?
Anyway there is a selection of online quizzes linked from this page. Other than that the site JGRAM comes to mind.
P.S. Don't use quote tags around conversation - it disappears when people reply to your message.

Thanks. Eh? Alright, I'll change that.

 

[PaulTB]

天才: 僕は疲れている！ ゾーテイル君、君は？
ゾーテイル:俺？俺は好いんだ。でも。。。お前はサイガーディアンだと言うこと
を信じらなかったんだ。
天才: そうだ。分かる易い。
ゾーテイル:そして、俺は質問があるんだ。それが。。。お前はなぜ地球にいるの
か？
天才: へへ。僕は君に教えれば。。。僕は君を殺すはずだ！
ゾーテイル: あの。。。俺は分かるはずじゃないんだ！
天才:へへへへ。君は直ぐに分かる。

I'm dubious about these sorts of surreal dialogues because it's hard to tell which bits are unnatural Japanese and which bits are unreal situations.
Anyway ...
好いんだ : This doesn't mean what you think it does.
。。。: Wrong, use ・・・ instead (type / three times with the IME on).
を信じらなかった : This should probably be は信じられなかった.
分かる易い : Don't know what you meant there but in any case the grammar is wrong. 分かりやすい = easy to understand.
俺は, 君は : You are overusing pronouns.
教えれば。。。僕は君を殺すはずだ : Dubious grammar, maybe
教えたら、君を殺さなけりゃならないんだ。
分かるはずじゃないんだ : Don't know what you meant here. Also you are overusing んだ.

[EDIT]Fixed overlooked mistake.

[EDIT]Fixed overlooked mistake.

 

[Mirai Naza-kun]

I'm dubious about these sorts of surreal dialogues because it's hard to tell which bits are unnatural Japanese and which bits are unreal situations.
Anyway ...
好いんだ : This doesn't mean what you think it does.
。。。: Wrong, use ・・・ instead (type / three times with the IME on).
を信じらなかった : This should probably be は信じらなかった.
分かる易い : Don't know what you meant there but in any case the grammar is wrong. 分かりやすい = easy to understand.
俺は, 君は : You are overusing pronouns.
教えれば。。。僕は君を殺すはずだ : Dubious grammar, maybe
教えたら、君を殺さなけりゃならないんだ。
分かるはずじゃないんだ : Don't know what you meant here. Also you are overusing んだ.

Thanks for the critique.
1) So I should use "元気だ。?"
2) Okay... OH! I get it now.
3) Dang it. Coulda sworn it was supposed V3 form.
4) I'm too used to English (native language). I'll try to watch that.
5) Would "教えれば・・・僕は君を殺すことが要る！" be better? Can you explain a bit on that correction?
6) I was trying t say "I don't need to know." Would "分かることが要らない。" be better? I was afraid of doing that. I've been watching the Japanese version of Kingdom Hearts. "Ore ni wa, yoku, wakara nainda" "Sore wo shiritainda" To many "nda's" in that game.

 

[PaulTB]

Thanks for the critigue.
1) So I should use "元気だ。?"

Yes.

2) Okay... OH! I get it now.
3) Dang it. Coulda sworn it was supposed V3 form.

Actually I just spotted that you used
信じらなかった (which is wrong) I thought you'd written 信じられなかった

4) I'm too used to English (native language). I'll try to watch that.
5) Would "教えれば・・・僕は君を殺すことが要る！" be better?

No.

Can you explain a bit on that correction?

Not easily.

6) I was trying t say "I don't need to know." Would "分かることが要らない。" be better?

Slightly, but not much. 「知る必要がない」might work.