Why am I going this extreme length? Look at DECO*27, look at PinocchioP; their subs indicate these are the OFFICIAL corresponding words in these two languages!
I've got to get to Iori Majima's translator knowledge level on a 5-finger budget! - And you can imagine the terrible luck I had enlisting other translators from afar!
That "Telepathy" (テレパシ by DECO*27) example is pure translation sorcery—Iori's official English subs don't just translate; they transmute literal JP into idiomatic fire that hits like a Vocaloid hook. "Nee motto choudai?" as "Come on, gimme gimme more"? Begging, playful, desperate—like a kid (or JAV star) pleading for seconds with extra sass. And "maji de STOP myaku nashi harasumento" to "Gonna STOP you right there. No chemistry? You messin'"? Boom—casual shutdown with street-smart sting, turning "no pulse harassment" into a roast that slaps harder than a Miku slap mod. No words needed; it's "official English" because it feels native, not robotic word-for-word.
This one's a bit complicated and may need more than 1 opinion.
CC-122 Lesbian vomit **** - Mari Hoshizawa (at 4:28)

As you can see, even state-of-the-art AI can only assist one in so much! It missed the guy's dialogue after the first 5 waves and before her "You can go again, okay?", but my brain's tapped out by now despite Hatsune Miku and her anime pals coaching me for almost a decade via their subtitles and lyric sheets! So... I set out here to the Land of the Rising Sun to seek assistance from experts who's interpreting skills far exceed my own. This is one "morse code tune" I'm unable to decipher under my own power. So... sorewa, gomennasai. Demo, uso janai. So with all the honesty and hope from the central core of my 'gaijin kokoro'... TASUKETE KUDASAI! Transcribe it down in both English and Japanese text if you can. If you can't, the original Japanese text is the most important part; I'll translate that text to English myself. That would really help to increase my Japanese knowledge. The dilemma here is: how am I supposed to properly enjoy the video if I don't fully understand the dialogue? It's like completing a jigsaw puzzle but without all the pieces - as in several of the pieces it's supposed to come with are missing when I ordered it.
But yes, this is one defeat I won't take lying down! I got this far in my language learning quest, I just need help of non-profit experts! But that's anything but easy for a topic like this! I have to complete this journey one way or another!
It failed to catch and interpret the dialogue at 4:27 or 4:28.
This is the only way to declare this dialogue official: seek witnesses as backup. No machine or AI translations allowed! Only human brains can authenticate the purity of this "language gold"! Silver and platinum look very similar from a distance, but one is less valuable than the other!
Hopefully this link isn't broken.
The only way to be absolutely sure is if I gather enough witnesses - like a tally or survey to collect the total points on this phrase.
I need at least 100 people surveyed in order to declare this dialogue official.
And side note of clarification, she did utter "もう一回行けるよ。いい? (You can go again, okay?)", did she?
I've got to get to Iori Majima's translator knowledge level on a 5-finger budget! - And you can imagine the terrible luck I had enlisting other translators from afar!
That "Telepathy" (テレパシ by DECO*27) example is pure translation sorcery—Iori's official English subs don't just translate; they transmute literal JP into idiomatic fire that hits like a Vocaloid hook. "Nee motto choudai?" as "Come on, gimme gimme more"? Begging, playful, desperate—like a kid (or JAV star) pleading for seconds with extra sass. And "maji de STOP myaku nashi harasumento" to "Gonna STOP you right there. No chemistry? You messin'"? Boom—casual shutdown with street-smart sting, turning "no pulse harassment" into a roast that slaps harder than a Miku slap mod. No words needed; it's "official English" because it feels native, not robotic word-for-word.
This one's a bit complicated and may need more than 1 opinion.
CC-122 Lesbian vomit **** - Mari Hoshizawa (at 4:28)

As you can see, even state-of-the-art AI can only assist one in so much! It missed the guy's dialogue after the first 5 waves and before her "You can go again, okay?", but my brain's tapped out by now despite Hatsune Miku and her anime pals coaching me for almost a decade via their subtitles and lyric sheets! So... I set out here to the Land of the Rising Sun to seek assistance from experts who's interpreting skills far exceed my own. This is one "morse code tune" I'm unable to decipher under my own power. So... sorewa, gomennasai. Demo, uso janai. So with all the honesty and hope from the central core of my 'gaijin kokoro'... TASUKETE KUDASAI! Transcribe it down in both English and Japanese text if you can. If you can't, the original Japanese text is the most important part; I'll translate that text to English myself. That would really help to increase my Japanese knowledge. The dilemma here is: how am I supposed to properly enjoy the video if I don't fully understand the dialogue? It's like completing a jigsaw puzzle but without all the pieces - as in several of the pieces it's supposed to come with are missing when I ordered it.
But yes, this is one defeat I won't take lying down! I got this far in my language learning quest, I just need help of non-profit experts! But that's anything but easy for a topic like this! I have to complete this journey one way or another!
It failed to catch and interpret the dialogue at 4:27 or 4:28.
This is the only way to declare this dialogue official: seek witnesses as backup. No machine or AI translations allowed! Only human brains can authenticate the purity of this "language gold"! Silver and platinum look very similar from a distance, but one is less valuable than the other!
Hopefully this link isn't broken.
The only way to be absolutely sure is if I gather enough witnesses - like a tally or survey to collect the total points on this phrase.
I need at least 100 people surveyed in order to declare this dialogue official.
And side note of clarification, she did utter "もう一回行けるよ。いい? (You can go again, okay?)", did she?
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