This happened recently to me, and is definately something I won't forget.
At the local shopping center I always run into this guy.
He's got a lazy eye (glass eye, maybe?), the worst taste in fashion, expensive jewelery, and a finger nail long enough to cut coke with. I've also seen him driving several different expensive cars. I honestly think he's yakuza.
So, the first time I met him, he said something like this:
Me, Eddie Murphy. My mother, Marilyn Monroe. My father, James Dean. You, handsome boy. Tom Cruise! I am Eddie Murphy!
Then last week, I was having coffee at Mr. Dounuts and I see him. He started saying something I couldn't understand, but I guess he was saying "patriot missle.......:
"Me Japanese, very small. You, American. Very Big!!!!!"
Can you guess what he was talking about?