Things to Never Say to a Woman During an Argument

[mad pierrot]

warning! The following post may contain humor not suitable for kids, or people who get easily upset.


Man, this had me laughing pretty hard. It's horrible, but the second to the last one really cracked me up.

Enjoy!



1. Whoa, time out. Football is on.

2. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.

3. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

4. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

5. You are so cute when you get mad.

6. You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.

7. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?

8. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?

9. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of ***** flakes this morning!

10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

 

[Da Monstar]

7. and 10. are great

5. is great too

nice Work mad Pierrot

 

[Flashjeff]

How about this classic:

"I'm right and you're wrong!"

 

[Maciamo]

I have used 7 sucessfully a few times with my wife. It did make her understand that the argument wasn't one.

 

[Kinsao]

Haha! Classic.

Number 5 + Kinsao = :angryfire:


Number 10 + Kinsao = ............... :20:

 

[misa.j]

Those are funny! I like 6 and 9 so much that I'm going to start using them.

 

[Sensuikan San]

I have used 7 sucessfully a few times with my wife. It did make her understand that the argument wasn't one.

:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

... I am truly amazed that you're not "six-feet-under" by now!

Do any of you know just what fire you're all playing with?

... are you all mad ... ?

... I want to live! ... I'm outta here!

ﾆ淡ﾆ停?｡ﾆ停?

 

[Tsuyoiko]

Number 5 wouldn't make me angry. I always like to be told I'm cute!

 

[Flashjeff]

Number 5 wouldn't make me angry. I always like to be told I'm cute!

Okay! You're cute!

 

[Nicky]

I am intrigued by these "***** flakes" you speak of. I must acquire some for myself.

 

[Davey]

I'm using number 5 sometimes lol, ahum about the time of the month, I just can not say that haha, I say bad things sometimes, to straight sometimes... Imagine, straight words in an argument against a Japanese woman.... good that she is not the standard Japanese woman..

 

[Mikawa Ossan]

I've never done this, but I'd just like to add this to the list:

Never call her by another woman's name when you're arguing!

You can kiss your life good-bye!