The Story of Jref Members

[Grandpa Frank]

they launched a rocket at GP but.......

 

[Kara_Nari]

for some silly reason it was pointed the wrong way!

 

[Grandpa Frank]

so it missed GP and hit...........

 

[Kara_Nari]

A sewerage plant which resulted in....

 

[Sensuikan San]

the biggest downpour of crap you've heard since "W" delivered his inaugeration speech!

 

[Kara_Nari]

So now with the entire nation covered in poo particles....

 

[Sensuikan San]

.... I finally decided to discount all this surreal activity; and resume my search ... for the elusive ... Norwegian Dwarf !

 

[Kara_Nari]

Last we saw of him, he was antagonising the garden gnomes...

 

[Grandpa Frank]

by holding them down and cutting their..........

 

[lexico]

military budget, and their foreskins that went into the ..,

 

[Grandpa Frank]

the special stew for the JREF party at............

 

[Mycernius]

Kirei na me's massive birthday bash, where Frank got...

 

[Damicci]

So drunk he kicked over a house and....

 

[Mycernius]

chased all the women with loooooong black hair and....

 

[Pachipro]

...suddenly he noticed kirei na me who was wearing a looooong black wig. Frank then....

 

[kirei_na_me]

...tackled kirei to the ground, beginning to smother her with kisses, when suddenly her wig fell off...

 

[Pachipro]

...Frank looked at her in astonishment and said,"Ahh, who cares", and began to continue smothering her with kisses. Meanwhile....

 

[lexico]

The long-black-haired wig caught sight of of the dish and the spoon ; subsequently the threesome eloped to ...

 

[Grandpa Frank]

the rowboat of the owl & the pussycat , rowing to.....

 

[lexico]

the "island" or "coastland" called Atlantis, where the 9 sage-kings fought, lusting over ...

 

[Mycernius]

Brad Pitts pits and Oliver Hardys little...

 

[Grandpa Frank]

buddy, Stan Laurel, who always seemed to.......

 

[Mycernius]

dribble over his cornflakes in the morning. Maybe he needed...

 

[Grandpa Frank]

some botox shots in his.......

 

[Davey]

some maruhana wich Dutch baka could send from amsterdam.... :?