The Story of Jref Members

[lexico]

But the dog's on the boat with me. That dog meat you ate was actually his pet skunk the neighbor's had...

 

[Grandpa Frank]

skinned to make a hat, leaving a nude skunk to........

 

[Mycernius]

flash at passing squirrels and chipmunks...

 

[Clawn]

who made the skunk a sex-symbol worshipped by...

 

[Damicci]

The wild fandangos that are

 

[Mycernius]

Meanwhile in a hospital in Paris a...

 

[Davey]

woman was Shouting with a gun in her hand...

 

[Grandpa Frank]

where is that S.O.B. I'm going to.......

 

[lexico]

Turn on the Discovery Channel if you get me ...

 

[Grandpa Frank]

BUT, the Discovery Channel is pre-empted by ............

 

[Clawn]

animal planet, but suddenly...

 

[Grandpa Frank]

President Bush comes on to announce......

 

[Sensuikan San]

Condolesa Rice is lying!

I never had sex with that woman !

...did I ?

 

[Kara_Nari]

All of a sudden a HUGE....

 

[lexico]

long-dark-haired shark broke out of the TV screen in the spirit of Ringgu, all dressed in...

 

[Kara_Nari]

Polar bear fur!

 

[HomicidalMouse]

topped off with a elegant trilby...

 

[Sensuikan San]

...chased by Frank (wearing a lascivious smile - and little else!)

 

[Damicci]

Stunned by franks appearance, the shark

 

[Kara_Nari]

magically grew stubby little legs and...

 

[Mycernius]

promptly dropped dead, 'cause it was out of water. Just then...

 

[Grandpa Frank]

a large herd of cats smelled the dead shark and............

 

[Void]

the greenpeace comes on the scene

 

[Mycernius]

being shadowed by the French navy...

 

[Davey]

who couldnt speak english, and acted like Dildo's....