The Story of Jref Members

[lexico]

whispered to oneself, "As sea squirts eat their brains once settled,

 

[Damicci]

I turned off that damn Discovery channel.

 

[Mycernius]

and turned on cartoon network, where..

 

[lexico]

SpongeBob SquarePants sang a gay, merry tune...

 

[kirei_na_me]

...and smacked Patrick on the arse...

 

[Mycernius]

"My God. Cartoon violence" and switched to...

 

[Davey]

the XXX chanel, to see Old...

 

[Damicci]

Vin Diesel with his own channel? OMG what...

 

[Davey]

is his "Video camera" Sharp...

 

[Sensuikan San]

But at that moment - out of the window - I saw him .......

 

[mad pierrot]

naked, mowing his lawn......

 

[Davey]

And then he felt infront of the.......

 

[Grandpa Frank]

neighbor's rabid scrotum eating pit bull






Frank

 

[lexico]

that hadn't been fed in a week, famished for scrotum, o dear !

 

[Kara_Nari]

So I and the dog got on a boat...

 

[lexico]

So the poor hubbie's dead and dumped to the bull's pen :?
Not even a proper funeral and obit :?
Cause he died a shameful death :?
Unworthy of a man :?

 

[Grandpa Frank]

BUT - seven days later he is resurrected as .......






Frank




:?

 

[lexico]

Sorry, that was the neighor that died in the bull's pen, naked, grass uncut, and without... :sorry:
But now resurrected as the bull's cow.

 

[Shizu Seraph]

The next day... frank and I had some asocena (stewed canine)!!!

 

[lexico]

To the dining hide-out of that asocena, J-refians gathered like a swarm of...

 

[Mycernius]

...flies around a pervert in a chemical toilet....

 

[Grandpa Frank]

soon they ran out of dogmeat and switched to..........

 

[Mycernius]

chocolate; food of the gods, nectar of all that is holy, it is beyond measure of pleasure....

 

[Grandpa Frank]

Willy Wonka (chocolate factory owner) was there and said.......

 

[Mycernius]

"Bow down before me and worship the chocolate."

(Ever got the feeling I like chocolate(NB: This comment is not part of the story))