slogans for national condom week

[davetfridge]

On 8th May it is national condom week in the UK and I was wondering what slogan would be used for it.

Here are some of my suggestions:

Life will be sweeter if you wrap up your peter

A taped up tonk is a safer bonk

If in doubt, shroud your spout

Don't be a fool, vulcanise your tool

Put it in a bag if you're going to shag

 

[Flashjeff]

How about this one:

"Big man, we've got your little man covered!"

 

[]-wandering-raven-[]

XD

We have several ones,but they don't sound as good in english..

It's all about covering the birdie XD

 

[DoctorP]

I have a few...but they shouldn't be said on a forum where little kiddies can see them!