Heh.
Well, so I don't sound completely weird for wanting one of these, I wanted one for the halloween party that we have here at my university. Everyone usually gets these crazy costumes and I wanted one that was unique, and I figured this would be a good way to go.
And, no, unfortunately I can't read Japanese (although I can speak a little of it). I guess I will just have to poke around until I figure out how to order one.
Thanks for all of your help.