Need this translated please

[Strife]

MY GF SENT ME THIS
あなたとの i'm 時作る私に感じの hella をよく遮ぎってはいけない、 ベッドからそしてベッドで私はあなたとありたいと思うように私が言ったときに私はそれを意味した、そしてI私がゆっくりあなたのための fallin であり、理解するが、私がしたいと思うすべては!!!!!!あなたへ愛を1日中作ることであるL単語を言いたいと思わない!

WHAT DOES IT SAY!?

 

[Glenn]

Moved to the "Grammar and Sentences" subforum in the "Learning Japanese" forum.

Oh, and I think it says "THIS IS A MACHINE TRANSLATION. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MAKE ANY SENSE OF IT!" But maybe that's just me. Seriously, that doesn't make a lot of sense.

 

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, I figured that with the half baked English turn ups....plus the content.

 

[Grandpa Frank]

Hummm???

Hope she didn't want it private, now it's out there for the world to see. What if it was real intimate and sexy?

Uncle Frank

 

[Elizabeth]

It is an attempt at sexy but I think most likely the OP tried to write it about himself....

 

[JimmySeal]

LOL I was feeling a bit embarrassed that I could barely understand it. The grammar seemed to fit together somehow but I couldn't make heads or tails of it.

@Strife: Next time your "girlfriend" has something to say to you, just have her send it in English.

 

[JimmySeal]

I asked a friend of mine and they said this is what it means:

That hella of being moved to be good the 遮 ぎ っ て is not good, as for me by me who at the time of your i ' m am made we would like there to be with you, when I said, as for me it meant that from the bed and with the bed, and I р ｪ it is fallin because of you slowly, you understand, but as for everything which you think that I would like to do,! ! ! ! ! ! When we would like to be the L word which is love 1 Japan and China to make to you, the thought trap it is!

 

[Glenn]

Did you just run that back through translation software?

 

[Strife]

thanks y'all. she knows i'm learning japanese, so she sent it to me like that. thanks again.