Help With Translation From Video

[Lifosp]

Hello,
I was watching a video on youtube from a Japanese show called Sasuke, and was curious if anybody would be so kind as to provide me with a translation of certain parts of the video. I am not a student of the Japanese language and do not understand any myself. This is just for my own curiosity, being a fan of the show.

I found this forum through a quick Google search, so my apologies if this is an inappropriate request.



The parts in which I am interested in the English translation are:
1:23-1:32
1:58-2:05
2:23-2:25
3:48-3:51
4:08-4:20
6:15-6:29

(The 3 Japanese guys in the video are introduced at the beginning, if you would like to attach their names beside the translation)

Hope this isn't too much trouble. My many thanks in advance.

 

[Ashikaga]

Your request, Lifosp, is highly inappropriate. Who has the time to watch 7 minutes of this piece of poop and do a translation!? Waaaait.... I do!!


1:23-1:32

Makoto Nagano : Everyone who is here today is interested in the program ("Sasuke"), so naturally, we are recognized.

Yoshiyuki Okuyama : The level of interest is very high. It's a testament to the power of "Sasuke".

1:58-2:05

Yuji Urushibara: It was great fun. It's funny because I'm usually the one who asks for autographs.

M. Nagano : It makes me happy to know that "Sasuke" is this popular in the US.

2:23-2:25

Y. Urushibara : I really hope you will advance (to the finals).

3:48-3:51

Y. Okuyama: Wow, he's fast... just as I would expect of him.

4:08-4:20

Reporter : They would like you three to try.

M. Nagano : This IS a once in a lifetime opportunity...

Y. Urushibara : (We should do it because) they're saying they let us get our hands on the trial course, and in front of so many people...

M. Nagano : So, what if we fail? At least, everyone could get a laugh out of it.

Y. Urushibara : If we can get these poeple all fired up, that's good enough.

6:15-6:29

M. Nagano : I was putting on speed because this was easy for me. I was showing off a bit and look at me... I really fell. lol

 

[Mike Cash]

ま～、なんてヒマな人だ！

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[Lifosp]

Thank you, ASHIKAGA. Your favor is very much appreciated.

Peace,
Lifosp