I'll help you!
Tools and Items needed:
Fugu
Knife
Lockable bucket
Fancy Japanese sushi plate
Sake
Sake cup
Chopsticks
Cell Phone
Pen and paper
Directions:
1 - Catch a fugu lots of fun with your bare hands they have shape fins so becarful!
2- Cut off Fugus head. (poor fishy)
3- cut along the belly very very carefuly.
4- Unlock your bucket and take out the fish guts, and place in bucket.
5-Lock up bucket (Its Japanese Law you must store fugu guts in a lockable contanier. We don't want to break the law do we?)
6-Filet your Fugu into nice sushi pieces.
7-Place Fugu sushi on the Fancy Japanese sushi plate.
8-Wash your kitchen area! We dont want to leave a mess do we?
9-Pour your sake into cool little sake cup. I suggest using the little wooden box types.
10-Eat your Fugu sushi, complement yourself on a job well done, and saving yourself $20 by preparing it yourself
11-Use cell phone to call an ambulance.
12-Take out pen, and paper, and write out your will.
13-Drink sake until A) you pass out B) paramedics arrive
If you survive, repeat steps 1-13 and mabye add some side dishes to spruce up the meal.
Note: If you don't have access to a cell phone, have a friend stand by to call paramedics for you!
ITADAKIMASU!
