[Begin ego trip]
That's right, fear my perfectly proportioned face.
My full red lips, my large hazel eyes, mua ha ha!
Bow before my small waist and large hips and my massive bazongas
My curvaceous booty is on the horizon, can you see it? (_|_)
<---- right there
The power of MadameP compels you!
WHEEEEEEE!
[/End ego trip]
Haha, oh man, that was fun. *chuckles to self while shaking head*