Fast food sends schoolgirls into sexual feeding frenzy

[yimija]

*ahem* Not all Americans are prudes. Far from it...

And that is the best news of the day, pretty green eyes. I hope that you are one of them "non-prude". It'll be good for your health... as you have allready noticed if you are one of... and so on, and so on :haihai:

 

[kirei_na_me]

ascate, you make me laugh! Thanks!

I am definitely not a prude! Unfortunately, I have yet to find anyone to match my libido... :?

 

[yimija]

have yet not found anyone...

WHAT ????

Thats the worst news of the day !!!

Well, at least, from what they say and from what I've heard, Laughing can partly replace lovemaking, but then, the quantity of laughing needed is astronomical ! Like 1 hour of laughing for one minute's love...
Better keep making love, even in a small proportion... it's quicker...

pffffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!
Happy to make you laugh, I am !

 

[sakuraclow]

Does this mean that guys should take girls on a date to a fast food restaurant in order to 'score'?

haha! that's so funny. i don't think ive ever gotten horny eating at a fast food place...just really fat feeling. o.o;; i am just wondering how the article went from eating fast food to sex crazed japanese girls to parents are doing a bad job with their kids. how do you go from fast food to parents?! :?

it may be true tho (the fast food thing) cos you see most of those women on jerry springer are fat...and they get more action than me...and im cute...and im not fat i dont get it! haha! what a great article...dont agree with it...but its great!

 

[EscaFlowne]

Here's an ideal.
Eat more seafood.
[Fish, shrimp, crabs, etc..]
Its suppose to help with sexual drive and its healty!

 

[Uncle Frank]

I Showed This Post To My Wife !!!!!

Contrary to the prudist point of view, which is sadly quite popular among many Americans, there is absolutely nothing wrong about having sex as often as you want!

Well, now ! Of course there is nothing wrong with making love. And even several times a day, if possible. Love making makes your adrenaline come out of the dark corners of your body and will bring you relief. Love making will bring down stress and relieve headache. And it will make you see life far more pleasant. Making love will also make you a re more lovable person.
In fact, it is the best medication (for all sorts of things) known at the moment because it is without harmfull side effects.
How about that ?

She said she couldn't read it at the moment, had a headache!!

Frank

 

[yimija]

fast food

haha! that's so funny. i don't think ive ever gotten horny eating at a fast food place...just really fat feeling. o.o;;
Well, no one ever has, excepted the if she/he was horny BEFORE entering the FF shop...

i am just wondering how the article went from eating fast food to sex crazed japanese girls to parents are doing a bad job with their kids. how do you go from fast food to parents?! :?
How ? It's simple... follow me : you have fast parents (i.e. not interested in their own kids) who try to follow even faster kids (they dont know where they go, but they go anyway). Total : everybody ends up in FastFood.

it may be true tho (the fast food thing) cos you see most of those women on jerry springer are fat...and they get more action than me...and im cute...and im not fat i dont get it! haha! what a great article...dont agree with it...but its great!

Dont worry, the Jerry Springer show is just... A SHOW. They dont get it more than you do (if you say your are not getting any...)

 

[Lina Inverse]

WHAT ????

Thats the worst news of the day !!!

Well, at least, from what they say and from what I've heard, Laughing can partly replace lovemaking, but then, the quantity of laughing needed is astronomical ! Like 1 hour of laughing for one minute's love...
Better keep making love, even in a small proportion... it's quicker...

pffffffffffffffffffffff!!!!!
Happy to make you laugh, I am !

You know, in Germany, we have a saying that goes, "Laughing replaces a whole egg"

@kirei_na_me
Good to hear that you're not one of them prudes
Note that I wrote "many Americans" since I know that not all Americans are screwed in the head (but rather screwed elsewhere )
When you don't have a partner, you still can have fun with yourself

Concerning these talkshows (Jerry, Ophra, whatever), they're generally absolutely braindead
We have crap like that over here as well... Most times, the best place for the people appearing there would be a mental asylum

 

[kirei_na_me]

@kirei_na_me
Good to hear that you're not one of them prudes
Note that I wrote "many Americans" since I know that not all Americans are screwed in the head (but rather screwed elsewhere )
When you don't have a partner, you still can have fun with yourself

So true!! Of course, by myself gets a little old after a while. Want something(one) I can grab on to!

 

[yimija]

yes !

@kirei_na_me :
Want something(one) I can grab on to!

SomeONE ... Yes ! definitively !


@ Lina Inverse :
Concerning these talkshows (Jerry, Ophra, whatever), they're generally absolutely braindead
We have crap like that over here as well... Most times, the best place for the people appearing there would be a mental asylum

Why, did'nt you know ? THEY ARE in an asylum : it's called the World !!!!

 

[PaulTB]

Fast food sends schoolgirls into sexual feeding frenzy
Shukan Gendai notes that Akaeda handed out 300 tickets to schoolgirls that would allow them to get a free check-up for sexually transmitted diseases. Of the 300, 125 turned up to his clinic and 81.6 percent proved to be carrying some kind of venereal disease.[/font]

I think somebody ought to cross-post that bit into the Love-hotelling thread.

^^v

 

[sakuraclow]

hehe

Dont worry, the Jerry Springer show is just... A SHOW. They dont get it more than you do (if you say your are not getting any...)

haha! that makes me feel a whole lot better. im goin to mcdonalds anyway to see what happens! :win: j/k o.o;;;

and its true...the world is a crazy place. the worst part is my mom works at this place and she actually knows some employees that were ON the jerry springer show

 

[yimija]

sweet sakuraclow

Please, try to avoid fast food joints, the only difference you will notice will be on the scale (not the best place to make love either) and not in your bed (a good / and or better place for it)

Please, never, never ever go to the Jerry show, you'll make a fool of yourself, and that would be a great pitty.

 

[ashuri2]

what!!?!?!

i bet the people who wrote that article are also great fans of hentai dating sims and pokemon porno <lol> ...;;;. either that or it seems like something a fanatical conservatist group would put out to parents to keep their kids off fast food, though its interesting how it doesn't mention that the problem could probably be solved by actually paying attention to the kids!

lovemaking is also a great way to lose weight, as far as health benefits go!

 

[yimija]

sorry ashuri2

you said :
lovemaking is also a great way to lose weight, as far as health benefits go!

well, actually, no. That's what some people interrested in your body (and not only for aesthetics reasons..) will tell you, specially if you have previously mentionned that you are one or two pounds overweight...

Love making, even a torrid session, in the scale of "burning the calories" is equivalent to household cleaning, which is nothing at all. (?? yes I agree, lovemaking is a lot more pleasant! Or ? Is it ? depend with whom ? Oh yes, that's true !).

So keep on running... and making love on the side...

 

[ashuri2]

you said :
lovemaking is also a great way to lose weight, as far as health benefits go!

well, actually, no. That's what some people interrested in your body (and not only for aesthetics reasons..) will tell you, specially if you have previously mentionned that you are one or two pounds overweight...

Love making, even a torrid session, in the scale of "burning the calories" is equivalent to household cleaning, which is nothing at all. (?? yes I agree, lovemaking is a lot more pleasant! Or ? Is it ? depend with whom ? Oh yes, that's true !).

So keep on running... and making love on the side...

oh nooooo!!! another myth guys tell you to get in your pants exposed!
but really, why is it that lovemaking can make one all sweaty and stuff and people get so tired after doing it? :?

 

[Uncle Frank]

I Think It's In Our Genetic Make-up To...

roll over and go to sleep after !!

Frank

 

[yimija]

sweating...

:
but really, why is it that lovemaking can make one all sweaty and stuff and people get so tired after doing it? :?

Well open the window very wide and you'll stop sweating... sorry that you lost your illusions... but keep on making love (a lot) anyway, even if you dont loos weight. It's excellent for your moral, it's good for your heart... and keeps you away from robbing a bank !!!

roll over and go to sleep after !!

:

... don't you light a cigarette before ? If you are a non smoker, like me, I love to have just a little of my favourite blacke chocolate, and a glasse of fresh water. That'll send me right back to were we started. It's a never ending story !!!!!

 

[ashuri2]

... don't you light a cigarette before ? If you are a non smoker, like me, I love to have just a little of my favourite blacke chocolate, and a glasse of fresh water. That'll send me right back to were we started. It's a never ending story !!!!![/QUOTE]

i must admire your prowess, ascate...

 

[Brooker]

Aside from the supposed link to fast food, are Japanese highschool girls(/guys) really that sexually active (more than highschool students in other countries) or is this just two urban legends together making one huge urban legend?

 

[mdchachi]

I don't have any data in front of me but I would guess that they are less active than Americans since, as a whole, they have to do a lot more studying. And because the sexes do not interact as much. On the other hand, they don't have hangups over judeo-christian "morals".

 

[yimija]

ashuri2

... don't you light a cigarette before ? If you are a non smoker, like me, I love to have just a little of my favourite blacke chocolate, and a glasse of fresh water. That'll send me right back to were we started. It's a never ending story !!!!!

i must admire your prowess, ascate...[/QUOTE]

Have you ever tryied black chocolate ? It's one of the best known aphrodisiacs you might find... and itnumber of clories is much much lower tnat milkchocolate or others...

 

[ashuri2]

I don't have any data in front of me but I would guess that they are less active than Americans since, as a whole, they have to do a lot more studying. And because the sexes do not interact as much. On the other hand, they don't have hangups over judeo-christian "morals".

the 'morals' really don't stop many from doing it, it just makes it more clandestine and secretive...

i must admire your prowess, ascate...

Have you ever tryied black chocolate ? It's one of the best known aphrodisiacs you might find... and itnumber of clories is much much lower tnat milkchocolate or others...[/QUOTE]

no, i've never tried it, cause i generally don't like the bitter taste, but know that i know it could come in handy one day!

 

[yimija]

one day ?

no, i've never tried it, cause i generally don't like the bitter taste, but know that i know it could come in handy one day! [/QUOTE]

it will come handy everyday... if not for you, for your partner.

Who knows !!!!

 

[Lina Inverse]

Have you ever tryied black chocolate ? It's one of the best known aphrodisiacs you might find... and itnumber of clories is much much lower tnat milkchocolate or others...

Yuck... I absolutely loathe its horrible bitter taste
I don't even like normal milk chocolate... only chocolate I like is white chocolate
Besides that, I really have no need for any aphrodisiacs :win: