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Chicken Sandwiches

den4

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15 Nov 2002
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This will make you laugh out loud! Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no
matter what.....

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They
discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This
went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed
that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it
anymore?"

She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he asked.

She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little
feathers down there!"

"Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked
and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought
peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken
sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"

She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck
and she gizzards!!!
 
That's a good one, den4! :D :D :D :D :D
Now does that mean if I keep having chicken sandwiches, that I'll have a full gown rooster down there ? :D :D :D

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