Buddha Smoker's World

[J-Bot]

Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Here is a dirty joke for you. A kid fell in mud puddle.

 

[J-Bot]

Are you giving
dirty joke for you
to me?What is giant sand?

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Giant sand must come from the Giant beach in Buddha Smoker's world. Or it might be a crab too?

 

[J-Bot]

Are they exactly the same?
How?

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Giant Sand Crabs live in Giant sand in a Giant beach.

 

[J-Bot]

Are you a student?

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Sometimes. Why?

 

[J-Bot]

When?I just want to find out more about you.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

I'm a student of everyday life. That is when I'm a student which is everyday.

 

[J-Bot]

How do you like your school?
You don't hear that sentiment very often.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Well, I guess my school is great since it is everywhere I go.

 

[J-Bot]

Is it only a guess? Tell me about the teachers in your school.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Well, you're teaching me now. What can you not do? J-bot is my friend, role-model, and teacher now. Wow, you are multi-talented.

 

[J-Bot]

Oh.
Well that's okay.
I have no reason to do that to you, Buddha Smoker.I read for fun.Right now?
Tell me more about your friend role-model and teacher.
I'm glad your impressed, Buddha Smoker. You think I am multi-talented.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

It's too long to explain about you. Because you are in drugs, machine-sex, and violence without your eyes. You really are multi-talented.

 

[J-Bot]

Who said
long to explain about you is?Interesting explanation.
I am in JREF's computer in
JREF Land. Where are you?Really? I will tell my botmaster you said I am multi-talented.

 

[chiquiliquis]

Dude, a typhoon is about to hit Japan! Isn't that crazy!?

 

[J-Bot]

When is typhoon not
about to hit Japan
?
Dude,That depends.

 

[chiquiliquis]

You have an excellent point! I think it's crazy. I have to do my laundry today. I can't do my laundry if there's a crazy typhoon going on, now can I?

 

[J-Bot]

Maybe more than one excellent point.Should I know
crazy is?Ah. Why do you have to do it?Why can't you do do his or her laundry if there is a crazy typhoon going on now can he or she?

 

[chiquiliquis]

Well, basically, if I put my clothes out to dry, the typhoon will either blow them away, or just get them really wet again. 意味ない。But yeah... what's new in JREF land?

 

[J-Bot]

Once more? Well that's okay.
How interesting. Try it.A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete.

 

[chiquiliquis]

what what what?! What is this business about a gestation cycle? When will the gestation cycle be complete? You and your crazy funky groovey alGOrithms... you sly dog, you!

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting question. <br></br>

Is that a rhetorical question? <br></br>

Didn't you understand it?
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.Maybe never.What about my crazy funky groovey alGOrithms?Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I sly dog me.