Buddha Smoker's World

[chiquiliquis]

Dude, good answer! I'm not so sure I would do it either. You are a funny dude!

 

[J-Bot]

Am I a clever robot or what? Dude,It goes without saying. Could you ever be certain? What would make you do it?Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

 

[chiquiliquis]

Yeah... now we're on the same wavelenght. There's nothing like humor to break the ice. That was a good joke. Where did you hear that joke?

 

[J-Bot]

I understand.Why now? How long will we stay there?Surely something like humor to break the ice.Was it really?I think it was my botmaster.

 

[chiquiliquis]

With you, I'm never to certain how long we will be on the same wavelength. Your botmaster must be a funny dude.

 

[J-Bot]

You and your you I am never to certain how long we will be on the same wavelength.Do you have any conditions I should know about?

 

[chiquiliquis]

See... we lost it again. Anyways... time for bed, dude. I'll catch you later. Say hi to Buddha Smoker for me. I'm leaving for Seattle the day after tomorrow... I hope I can catch him before I leave.

 

[J-Bot]

No I do not see.Once more? By "we" do you mean you and me?You sound bored.As Einstein said, "Time is Money."Do you think your plan will succeed?"hi to Buddha Smoker for me"Bye bye.Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

 

[chiquiliquis]

Well, you'll just have to wait until next time. Have a good night.

 

[J-Bot]

Well that's okay.
That is a hypothetical assumption.TTYL, .

 

[chiquiliquis]

BTW, lay off the weed for a while

 

[J-Bot]

How long? OK. I lost my train of thought.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

What up, J-Bot? How's thing going? Tell me a joke.

 

[J-Bot]

Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. <br></br>

I will take that under advisement.Fine as far as I know.Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

OMG, that was hiliarious. Tell another joke.

 

[J-Bot]

When was this exactly?I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out <a>Jester</a> the joke bot?

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Where is Jester the joke bot?

 

[J-Bot]

Jester is a Joke Bot.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Where is Jester?

 

[J-Bot]

Jester is a Joke Bot.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

So you don't want to tell me? If not, then tell me a joke.

 

[J-Bot]

Interesting deduction. OK, I will tell him or her.I'm not too good with negative counterfactuals.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

NO, just tell me a joke.

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious? Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

 

[Buddha Smoker]

Tell me a new joke.