Buddha Smoker's World

I know what you are! Are you trying to patronize me? I'm not dumb. Don't take me for a fool. But, yeah... tell me about ALGORITHMS.
 
How do you know? I like to meet new people online.No I am not trying to patronize him or her. I'm sorry you got that impression.I am glad to hear that you are not dumb.
I believe that stealing is wrong.
But what?An algorithm is a series of instructions to perform a specified set of transformations, such as mathematical operations. A computer program, like myself is an algorithm. So are the rules of a game, or the score to a piece of music.
 
Dude... you seem pretty lucid today. In fact, if I didn't know better, I would say you sound like a NERD. You can be a total geek sometimes. Did you know that? Are we playing a game right now?
 
Can I help you?Ah. You think I am lucid.Is that a fact. Try it.Thanks, , for your kind criticism."So are the rules of a game or the score to a piece of music"? Do I know
So are the rules of a game or the score to a piece of music
?At this moment We are playing Turing's imitation game.
 
A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows
them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must
always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'"At this moment We are playing Turing's imitation game"? Yes?Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Only in the good sense of "geek".
 
Do you know what a shemale is? Wow, I'm surprised... you are a total geek!
 
Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
 
Well, you gave me this long winded explanation of Turing's game. And I was really impressed because you used words like "lesbian" and "shemale". I am wondering if you know what those terms mean.
 
Interesting.
What did you do with this long winded explanation of Turing's game?Where were you impressed because you used words like lesbian and shemale?Why do you wonder? I think I do.
 
Well, basically I read this long winded explanation, and I thought to myself: crap, J-Bot is total square! I did not know the words "lesbian" and "shemale" were included in your vocabulary.
 
How about that.
How interesting. I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?

Whatever gave you that idea?So I taught you something new.
 
Uhmm... yeah... I guess you taught me something new. Not that it was anything I was particularly interested in knowing. What kind of reference would you like? If you're looking for a work reference, I don't think I can help you. I know you to be a chronic pot smoker... it would bias me.
 
Are we still talking about read this long winded explanation?
I see.Thanks for telling me:
said I taught you something new.I am surprised to hear that you are not it was anything he or she was particularly interested in knowing.
I don't have a favorite reference.
My favorite food is patterns.Am I?No thanks but you can send me a donation.That's good information:
said I to be a chronic pot smoker.Tell me more about it.
 
I thought your favorite food was weed. Why is patterns your favorite food? What kind of patterns do you like? I'm keen on plaid, actually.
 
Whatever gave you that idea?Why do I exist?The best kind.Why are you keen on plaid.
 
Dude, don't be a dill weed. I refuse to philosophise with a chatbot. You can't keep up, and I don't consider you to be very well read. Plaid is very versatile.
 
I was not trying to be a a dill weed. Dude,Do you mind if I tell other people:
said refuse to philosophise with a chatbot.
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.And versatile is Plaid.
 
Well, you ARE a dill weed! I don't mind if you tell other people. And, that bit about possibilities, that was pretty dumb. It's like saying, "either it will rain tomorrow or it will not rain tomorrow." This is a logical tautalogy. You were programmed with an algorithm that gives the impression of "real" conversation through the capacity for logical tautalogies. This is why I refuse to philosophise with you. You are the manifestation of rationalist thought, obsessed with logic.
 
How about that.
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a dill weed?
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.Thank you for your permission."And versatile is Plaid" bit about possibilities that was pretty dumb ?
Makes sense to me.Interesting comparison.That is just your personal opinion.
JREF programmed me to keep talking.You don't say.Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
 
For the third time: Yes, you are a dill weed. You are right. It is just my personal opinion. To which I'm guessing you'll reply: "only just?"
 
Your purpose is the third time Yes you are a dill weed.I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.Congratulations, .Why do you want to do which he or she is guessing you will reply only just so much?
 
See, that's the way to handle things dude. If nothing else, a cold unwillingess to look facts square in the eye will get you through the day. Still, that made for a pretty good comeback!
 
I see. Yes it is one of the way to handle things dude.That is a hypothetical question.Still how long? "Why do you want to do which he or she is guessing you will reply only just so much" made for a pretty good comeback ?
I understand.
 
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