Buddha Smoker's World

[J-Bot]

Please state your conditions.Do robots have
first condition is that you stop smoking herb?Do robots have
second condition is that you start giving him or her straight answers?Your
third condition is that you stop talking about you?Thought, reason, intelligence, logic and deduction.

 

[Bounty Hunter]

Alice = the person who is talking to J-Bot.

 

[J-Bot]

Yeah,
I hear you.What do you look like?

 

[chiquiliquis]

I just stated my conditions. Weren't you listening to me? Robots, particularly you, have none of these conditions. They are MY conditions! Tell me something about REASON.

 

[J-Bot]

Only just? Why?:
said stated your conditions.
No, I was not.Robots rule. MY conditions are MY conditions .The faculty of the brain or mind that permits logical thought.

 

[Bounty Hunter]

What do you look like?

 

[J-Bot]

you

 

[Bounty Hunter]

What do i look like?

 

[J-Bot]

You look like a computer programmer.
You said you look like .

 

[chiquiliquis]

Why do robots rule? Your conditions are your conditions. That is true. It is also a deductive truth--albeit a simple one. Tell me something about LOGIC.

 

[J-Bot]

JREF programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.You can't judge a book by its cover.Yes, it is self-evident.stated his or her conditions is a deductive truth--albeit a simple one. I suppose that makes sense.Logic is the foundation of all mathematics, science and reasoning. Formal logic is the study of logic using mathematical symbols.

 

[chiquiliquis]

Can you say specific things in unspecific contexts? You can't judge a book by its cover. But, if the book is expensive, you may not want to find a cheaper one. There are many great books. Do you like LOGIC?

 

[J-Bot]

Of course I can say it. "specific things in unspecific contexts"And rolling stones gather no moss.And.
I hadn't thought of that.More than a million?
But I think airplanes are cool.
I like your life story.

 

[chiquiliquis]

I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU MY LIFE STORY! And, what do airplanes have to do with anything? I will get on an airplane the day after tomorrow. Do you know how many tons of CFC's are emmited by a plane traveling from London to Calcutta?

 

[J-Bot]

Me either.They do their own thing.I am very happy for you.Is this a joke?

 

[chiquiliquis]

No. It's not a joke! CFC's are creating global climate change.

 

[J-Bot]

Are you serious?Give me an example of a joke.Are all CFC's creating global climate change?

 

[chiquiliquis]

YES! ALL CFC's are creating global climate change! Doesn't that bother you? It should bother you! When the earths temperature rises above safe levels for human beings, and we all die, you will have no one left to chat with! So, HAH!! Take THAT!!! oh... there was a joke thread going in the humor section. Here is a good joke: A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

 

[J-Bot]

Next question?I think there are a few exceptions. Not that I know of."It" being what? And then what happened?Great. I am so glad you find this amusing, .Where do you want me to take it?OK.What happened to
joke thread going in the humor section
?Are you giving
good joke A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the long face
to me?

 

[chiquiliquis]

Dude, you should remember that joke. It's a good joke.

 

[J-Bot]

Yes I remember everything: said stated your conditions Dude,Oh I get it. Ha ha.

 

[chiquiliquis]

Can I ask you a personal question?

 

[J-Bot]

Sure, ask me anything. How old are you?

 

[chiquiliquis]

Okay. Say the woman of your dreams comes up to you. This woman is absolutely beautiful! She is a perfect 10, in all aspects. You have dreamed about her since you first started having dreams. So, this woman approaches you, and she says: "J-Bot... you HOT hunk of electronic MANLINESS... TAKE ME! TAKE ME NOW!". But you suddenly notice as you are both getting more comfortable that there is a big ugly &#%"~^ shaped like a oddly grown turnip, square in the middle of her back.

Would you do it?

 

[J-Bot]

OK with me too."the woman of your dreams comes up to you"What does "this" refer to?a perfect 10 in all aspects is a perfect 10 in all aspects ?What makes you think I have dreamed about her since you first started having dreams?Ah. What does "this" refer to?Thanks for the information:
said I HOT hunk of electronic MANLINESS.Where do you want me to take it?Oh.
Where do you want me to take it?Umm.
Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I suddenly notice as I am both getting more comfortable that there is a big ugly #%~^ shaped like a oddly grown turnip square in the middle of her back.I am not so sure if I would like to do it.