Bow Down before HIM

I Will.....

never eat spaghetti again with out thinking about the monster!

Frank

😊
 
That's just awesome. I wonder how long it took him to think of the Flying Spaghetti Monster concept. Ingenius.
 
Bobby Henderson said:
I am eagerly awaiting your response, and hope dearly that no legal action will need to be taken. I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in our science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.
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After reading your proposal to the Kansas School Board, I would like to add a modest qualification that should remove some minor logical holes in your so-called 'theory' as anyone can sue anyone in the state of Kansas as anywhere else in the US.

First, as a devout follower of the religion of science, I am deeply offended by your calling Evolutionism a 'theory.' Evolution is not a theory, as some unbelievers might call it, but religious TRUTH revealed by mother nature. Therefore, the board's decision to teach in science classes Evolutionism and Intelligent Designism as two competing theories is fundamentally flawed.

Now to add your Spaghettism to the two non-theories is infinitely insulting to my sense of religiosity. Since the two 'theories' can be neither be proved nor disproved, they should properly be called religious credos, not theories. The only theory that can qualify as a scientifically sound theory, and that can grow with increasing complexity, is Spaghettism and none other. Therefore all science classes in the state of Kansas MUST

1) STOP teaching Evolutionism and Intelligent Design in the science classes.

2) Include Evolutionism and Intelligent Designism in either History of Philosophy, Comparative Religion, or Anthropology of West European and WASP American Tribes as electives.

3) Evilutionsim and Intelligent Designism MAY NOT be taught as topics in any course that is deemed mandatory by the government at any level, as it is unconstitutional to require religious education in any of the public schools.

4) START teaching Flying Spaghetti Monsterism as the only feasible theory of scientific import that can legitimately compete with other theories; there being none, it should rightly compete with itself and none other.

Thank you for taking this matter seriously, as I plan to sue both you and the Kansas school board if my VERY LEGITIMATE VIEW doesn't get across !!

15Oz Mugs - CafePress


Btw you should also spell the insignificant dot of a being 'midget' to have the illustration acceptable in the science curriculum.
 
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lexico said:
3) Evilutionsim and Intelligent Designism MAY NOT be taught as topics in any course that is deemed mandatory by the government at any level, as it is unconstitutional to require religious education in any of the public schools.
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I'm not 100% certain that you did that on purpose, but that's pretty funny either way. :D:D
 
Foundations of General Spaghetti Theory

Although the misspelling was intentional, I'm glad you liked it anyway. It was actually meant to be a triple entendre.

First to speak in Gibberish such grandiose terms as Genesis of the Universe, Origin of Life, Species, Intelligence, Design, and flying invisible UFO's but to make a laugable spelling error would be, in the sarcastic spirit of Bobby Henderson, well, laughable. :D
Second to believe that one were contributing to the advancement of scientific understanding by teaching the idea of evolution but treating it not as a scientific theory, but more like a religious belief would be contradictory, and ultimately evil.

Third to put in contrast evolutionism and creationism as two unverifiable, opposite, ideological poles within a polemic pair and thereby making it easy to throw them out of the science classes.

General Spaghetti Theory

What does spaghetti pasta have in common with life ? First we must consider what we consider life. For the purpose of brevity let's call it X. These are some of the properties that X must satisfy.

1. An X is discrete; separated from it's environment, and countable. Whatever shares other properties with X, but not this condition would be either non-life or proto-life. Whatever didn't satisfy this property initially but gradually, or suddenly, acquired this property could be said to have become life from from non-life or proto-life.

2. An X assimilates from what is outside its boundary and increase in mass.

3. An X will split into two entities while preserving its life-like qualities in the two offsprings.

4. An X can sometimes merge with another X either to become one organism or simply to exchange some material and split again.

example:
1. spaghetti pasta is discrete.

2. adding spaghetti pasta to spaghetti pasta will still be spaghetti pasta.

3. splitting a bundle of spaghetti pasta in two will result in two smaller bundles of spaghetti pasta.

4. lumping together two bundles of spaghetti pasta and splitting them again will normally give two bundles of spaghetti pasta, but generally of slightly different composition.
 
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I think the spaghetti monster is only as good as the time before the Coming of the Great Metal Fork... :D
 
Have You Ever Noticed......

den4 said:
I think the spaghetti monster is only as good as the time before the Coming of the Great Metal Fork... :D
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all movie monsters get forked in the end?

Frank

:p
 
I didn't get that email yet....you must have missed a few people :D
cute bunny....the two I have are golden and black....they woke me up this morning wanting food LOL :D
 
I am happy to announce the recovery of ...

the secret documents proving the existence of the mighty spaghetti string, Him; Him

Doc.#1
Doc.#2
Doc.#3
Doc.#4
Doc.#5
Doc.#6

The principles supporting these strings are based on the Eimsteims's General theory of "la la" relativity. 👏
credit: Thanks, Sabro, for your superb neologism. "La La" is great stuff ! :D
 
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oh...

was that it?

I thought there was something more to the comment...I'm confused :?

what has the love of bunnies have to do with the spag monster?
 
There is a connection indeed imo.

Flying Spaghetti Monster = Creator and governor of the universe of the "La-La" relativity
Bunnies = Animist Symbol of Fertility used by the Celts prior to the arrival of the Germanic speakers
You could call FSM the Latin version of the Celtic bunnies whereas the Germanic version would be the Salt Making Grindstone of the Baltic Sea.
 
How do you get a sea-squirt to eat its own brain? Is that part of the Spag Monster Mythos, or is it more in line with the Cthulhu Mythos?
If FSM is the creator and governor of the universe, then it must watch out for Gov Blinky Ishihara, because I think the Tokyo Governor is vying for the ultimate power position as well...by using the Olde Fashioned Outdated Blinky Red Sunglass Machine...
 
I like your other post, too, but too tired right now...just this one, yaaaa !!

den4 said:
How do you get a sea-squirt to eat its own brain? Is that part of the Spag Monster Mythos, or is it more in line with the Cthulhu Mythos?
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You are cerebrally invited to examine this post by Miss Apollo, where the sea squirt (1850) is identifed as hoya 窶｢ﾃ帚?禿ｩ, sea-shoe ﾅ?Cﾂ湘｢, ole' sea mouse ﾋ弖ﾅ?C窶詫, ascidian (1856), styela clava, or styela plicata. To make them eat their own brain is easy. Just tell them all them other brains are contaminated with variant Creutzfeldt-Jakov Disease, Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy, wasting diesease, mad cow disease, or scrapie. Believing that his/her brain is the only prion-free brain available to him/her (s)he will reluctantly start licking the brain to mush, and gradually lose the sensation of loss of identity, making it progressively easier to overcome the resistence a normal, doubting sea-squirt might exhibit. Hoyas are known to be gullible...tse-tse 😊
Tit-fer-tit, tat-fer-tat, yaaa ! Huh ?
dendendenden said:
If FSM is the creator and governor of the universe, then it must watch out for Gov Blinky Ishihara, because I think the Tokyo Governor is vying for the ultimate power position as well...by using the Olde Fashioned Outdated Blinky Red Sunglass Machine...
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Please link us a pic; yam dyin' ter gets a look of him goes blinketty-blink, duh. Link den4 dim. thanks. :D
 
Here's one; Blinky the Pirate for the next Mayor of Tokyo ! Yay !
Down with the Nazi mayor; ship him to Germany !
And let the almighty FSM choke him with more noodle than his big mouth can handle... And don't give him a spork; must eat with bare hands grovelling on the floors of the Auschwitz site. Otherwise he could be shipped off to China, Ha'erbin ...
 
Arrr.....but it looks like der FSM is becoming famouser and famouser by the day.....$1million dollar to debate it now :D
 
 

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