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kirei_na_me

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Another sent to me by Frank D. White:

Federal Aviation Administration
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591

Dear Sirs;

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our airline industry back on its feet. Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
 
Bush just lacks common sense, that's it.
But there's the eelction soon! :haihai: So let's hope it gets better.
 
HAHA, this is funny! I love this!! AS the airlines are suffering from poor economy, it would be a nice initiative, and the airline hostesses can get tipped as well!!!
 
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